The unlucky fake daughter was screwed by the rotten system

He Yang raised his head, tears glistening in his eyes, and replied aggrievedly, "Woo woo~~ It's Zhang Lei, Zhu Yuanting, and Yu Shujin, those three bastards!"

"They sent people over to threaten and pressure me into handing over the secret recipe for stinky tofu. I refused, and they ended up beating me up like this."

Yu Zhizhi frowned, anger welling up in her heart. She gritted her teeth and asked, "Why don't they just come to me?"

The boss was really too much, rubbing salt into his wounds, "You are the boss, I am the little brother; you are the eagle, I am the weakling. Just think about it and you will know who to bully!"

Hearing this, she couldn't help laughing out loud.

Seeing how pitiful he was, Yu Zhizhi decided not to tease him anymore.

"Alright. I'll avenge you!!!"

Her eyes were full of determination and resolve, as if she had already formed a plan of revenge in her mind.

He Yang nodded with tears of gratitude.

Then, Yu Zhizhi pulled out three silver notes from her sleeve and casually threw them in front of He Yang: "Since you are so loyal, I will return the two hundred taels I owe you. The remaining one hundred taels will be used to comfort your weak heart."

He Yangxi smiled happily, his heart blossoming with joy. He really liked the boss's way of comforting people. "Thank you, boss!"

However, amidst his joy, he couldn't help but feel worried. "Boss, where did you get so much money? Did you do anything illegal?"

Yu Zhizhi smiled and patted his shoulder. "Don't worry, I just did a business deal with the owner of Fuju Restaurant and made a little money. When the hot pot sells well, I'll give you some money and we can all get rich together."

Hearing these words, He Yang's worries instantly dissipated. He felt that the beating he suffered today was totally worth it.

"Boss, how can you be so nice! I'm willing to follow you and enjoy the good life forever!"

Yu Zhizhi: “………”

After He Yang left, Yu Zhizhi learned a piece of news from her father.

It turned out that after noon, some people had already started coming to her door, asking when she would be setting up a stall selling stinky tofu in front of the Sixth Prince's residence.

Moreover, when she and Xiaotao were strolling on the street, many people came forward to ask about this matter.

It seems that she has become completely famous by setting up a stall to sell stinky tofu.

No wonder Zhang Lei and the others are jealous.

At night, everything was silent except for the moonlight. Yu Zhizhi lay in bed, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.

She decided to call the system again.

"Little winter melon, come out quickly."

"Host, you night owl, why are you still awake in the middle of the night? What do you want from me?"

Hearing its sleepy tone, Yu Zhizhi couldn't help but ask in confusion: "Did you just fall asleep?"

"Yes. Host, I am actually just like a human. I can eat, sleep, and talk."

Yu Zhizhi widened her eyes in surprise.

Hit a ghost.

Fortunately, she couldn’t see the true form of this winter melon spirit, otherwise she would have been scared to death by it.

"I want to exchange something."

She spent sixty yuan to exchange a box of fireworks - "Torpedo Cannon" in the virtual shopping mall.

The last time she exchanged daily necessities, she accidentally discovered that the shopping mall also had fireworks and firecrackers. She originally thought that she would never use these things.

Ok!

In fact, she was reluctant to spend the money to buy this thing.

Seeing that she exchanged for fireworks that were not practical at all, Xiao Donggua was stunned: "You are so extravagant!"

Yu Zhizhi smiled and said, "I think so too. Just this once."

"Little Winter Melon, how powerful is this thing?"

"Great! It's fun to use it to fry cow dung."

Hearing this, Yu Zhizhi felt relieved.

The "torpedo gun" she bought was very useful.

However, it is not used for frying cow dung.

Since she had promised to help He Yang get revenge, she decided to strike while the iron was hot.

The next day, Yu Zhizhi changed into men's clothes, put on some makeup, and put on a fake beard. Only when she saw herself in the bronze mirror and saw that she had completely become another person did she nod with satisfaction and quietly go out.

This time, she did not let Xiaotao accompany her, but went to Yanyu Tower alone.

I'd heard from He Yang before that this place was no ordinary place. It wasn't just a place to gather intelligence, but also a place where you could buy and sell all kinds of goods and services.

If you have any troubles or problems that you don't want to solve yourself, you can find the right people here to help you deal with them.

Of course, money can make the world go round.

This time, the task that Yu Zhizhi wanted to ask the people in the martial arts world to help her with was relatively simple, so she did not plan to spend too much money to hire those masters on the list.

She picked only one who was moderately priced.

Even so, it still cost her fifty taels of silver.

She didn't dare choose those that were too cheap, fearing that the other party might be unreliable or even betray her.

The asking price is moderate, not too good but not too bad, just right.

Yu Zhizhi looked at the masked man in front of her and felt a little flustered. His eyes were too sharp and people dared not look directly at him.

She asked softly, "What should I call you?"

"Ghost Leg Seven." The masked man's voice was low and hoarse.

"what?"

Yu Zhizhi couldn't help laughing, but she felt it was impolite, so she quickly stopped laughing, "Brother Guijiaoqi, I need you to come out of the mountain for something."

Ghost Leg Seven frowned slightly, feeling a little unhappy. Why did it feel like this guy was cursing? Did he look like a monkey? Only monkeys would come out of the mountains!

However, he still suppressed his dissatisfaction and said, "Since I have already agreed, I will definitely get it done. Tell me now! What do you need me to do?"

Seeing that he was so straightforward, Yu Zhizhi didn't plan to beat around the bush and directly handed him a box of torpedo guns.

"Late tonight, go to the Zhang, Zhu, and Yu residences, light the torpedo cannon, and throw it into the public toilets of the various residences to blow up the pits."

That’s right, Yu Zhizhi bought this torpedo gun for the purpose of blowing up the toilet.

Zhang Lei and the other two are so foul-mouthed and keep causing trouble for her and He Yang, so don't blame her for being rude.

She wanted to let them taste the discomfort of being smelled by feces.

Let them experience what the smell is like that is even worse than stinky tofu!

Ghost Leg Seven was stunned, "That's it?"

Yu Zhizhi nodded: "Yeah. It's that simple!"

This is the first time in Ghost Leg Seven's life that he has received such a bizarre order. His leg skills are probably of no use.

Then, Yu Zhizhi told him the specific addresses of the three mansions and the things to pay attention to when igniting the torpedo cannon.

After all, this thing is very powerful. She was afraid that he would not be careful and get hurt before the toilet was blown up.

In the dark and windy night, Ghost Leg Seven appeared between Zhang Mansion, Zhu Mansion and Yu Mansion.

He lit the torpedo gun, threw it into the pit quickly and accurately, and quickly moved away from the toilet.

"boom!"

With a loud bang, the toilet exploded instantly, splashing feces and water everywhere.

"Ah! What's that sound?"

"what happened?"

"Oh my god, what's that smell? It stinks!"

Everyone in the mansion was awakened, and they all ran out covering their noses to check what was going on.

Guijiaoqi, who was hiding in the dark, looked at the chaotic scene in front of him and couldn't help laughing.

He never expected that this torpedo gun was so fun and powerful.

Fortunately, the young man reminded him, otherwise he would be the one covered in poop.

Taking advantage of the chaos, Guijiaoqi immediately used his Qinggong skills to leave and went to another mansion to play with the torpedo cannon.