The unlucky fake daughter was screwed by the rotten system

It's not a solution to just sit and wait here. It seems I have to find a way to attract business.

Yun Zhizhi thought for a moment, then instructed Zhao Wu, "Immediately send some secret guards to the busy streets to spread the news that we're setting up a stall here."

Zhao Wu nodded: "Okay, Master."

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Cai Yong hurried to Yunhe Street with his servant.

Along the way, he frowned and felt heavy-hearted.

My mother is now in her twilight years, her condition is getting worse day by day, and she is on the verge of death. I'm afraid she won't last many more days.

In order to let her pass away peacefully and with dignity, Cai Yong decided to arrange her funeral in advance, the most important of which was to choose a good coffin.

It just so happened that his old friend Chen Dazhi was an expert in the coffin business, so Cai Yong went straight to Chen's coffin shop without hesitation.

When the master and servant finally arrived at the door of Chen Ji's Tangbanban shop, they were stunned by the scene before them.

I saw a stall set up in front of the door of the coffin shop, which should have been deserted, and what they were selling was food!

Cai Yong rubbed his eyes in disbelief, muttering to himself: "This... am I dazzled?"

The servant beside him was also filled with astonishment, stammering, "Master, you're not seeing things. There really are people selling food here!"

Looking at this incredible scene, Cai Yong couldn't help but shake his head and sneered, "Selling food in such an unlucky place, this owner must have some problem with his brain."

Although the two people didn't speak loudly, several people not far away could still hear their words clearly.

After hearing this, "Big Boss" Yun Zhizhi and "Second Boss" He Yang raised their heads almost at the same time, their eyes meeting as if they had telepathic connection.

He Yang curled his lips and muttered in a low voice: "Boss, these two are so rude. They actually started to play crickets in front of us."

Yun Zhizhi looked calm and patted He Yang's shoulder gently: "Calm down."

Then, she narrowed her eyes slightly, a barely perceptible smile playing on the corners of her mouth. She leaned close to He Yang's ear and whispered softly, "Do you want them to come over and take care of our business?"

When He Yang heard this, his eyes lit up immediately, and he nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice, and quickly replied, "Of course I do!"

Yun Zhizhi raised the corners of her mouth slightly, revealing a confident smile, and then said confidently: "Then wait and see!"

After saying that, Yun Zhizhi stood up suddenly and walked towards the master and servant at a quick pace.

When she approached, she smiled and then asked softly, "Sir, are you here to buy a coffin? If so, how about I take you around and help you choose?"

Yun Zhizhi's sudden action really made Cai Yong a little at a loss.

He looked the girl in front of him up and down with suspicion.

She was clearly setting up a stall there just now, but why does she look like a clerk in the coffin shop now?

Could it be that this stall actually belongs to Chen Dazhi?

Thinking of this, Cai Yong quickly calmed himself and cleared his throat, "Young lady, you're right. I came here precisely to carefully select a high-quality coffin for my mother, as it will be needed in a few days."

After a moment's thought, Yun Zhizhi asked, "Would it be convenient for me to ask how old your mother is this year?"

Cai Yong couldn't help but sigh and replied with a sad face: "My mother is already 82 years old."

Yun Zhizhi quickly spoke to comfort him, "Sir, if that's the case, your mother's death can be considered a happy one. I hope you won't be too grief-stricken."

After saying that, Yun Zhizhi took the initiative to play the role of waiter, enthusiastically leading the master and servant to a bright red coffin and introducing it to them:

"Please look at this red coffin, both in terms of the material used and the level of comfort it provides. It can be said to be top-notch."

At this time, the servant beside him scratched his head and asked in confusion, "How do you know that the comfort level of this coffin is top-notch?"

Then he muttered again, "You talk as if you've experienced it yourself."

Hearing this, Yun Zhizhi responded readily: "Although I haven't slept with him before, I have a way to prove it."

Upon hearing this, Cai Yong asked suspiciously, "Then how do you plan to prove it?"

In his opinion, the woman in front of him would definitely not dare to actually lie down in the coffin and demonstrate to them on the spot.

Yun Zhizhi nimbly stretched out her hands and pushed hard, slowly pushing open the slightly heavy coffin lid.

When she was halfway through pushing the coffin, she stopped, pointed at Doctor Zhou lying in the coffin, and said with a smile, "You two should come forward and take a look, and you will understand."

So Cai Yong and his servant bravely took a few steps forward, then stretched their necks to look inside the coffin.

I don't know this, I was shocked when I saw it!

I saw an old man with wrinkles all over his face and white hair lying straight in the coffin.

What was even more surprising was that the old man's mouth was slightly open, and there seemed to be saliva flowing down the corners of his mouth, forming a shiny trail, as if he was drooling in a deep sleep.

The servant was horrified when he saw this and screamed, "Ghost!"

Cai Yong was also frightened by this sudden scene. He took several steps back as if he had been electrocuted. His face was pale and cold sweat was dripping down his forehead.

In fact, Doctor Zhou had already woken up when they approached the coffin.

The reason why he didn't say anything and just lay there silently was just to cooperate with Yun Zhizhi's performance.

At this moment, Doctor Zhou saw that the time had come, and he slowly sat up from the coffin and said slowly, "I'm not a ghost, what are you yelling about?"

Then, he glanced around again: "Is old man Xuanzhen still not awake?"

Before Yun Zhizhi could answer, everyone heard a "bang" and the black coffin lid next to them was suddenly pushed open by the person inside.

Then, a round head popped out.

Master Xuanzhen yawned and looked over here in a daze, mumbling, "Wake up."

The servant was already frightened, and now seeing Master Xuanzhen's bald head, he was even more frightened and screamed again: "Ah! What a huge bald ghost!"

Master Xuanzhen: "..."

At the same time, He Yang, who had been sitting at the stall watching, finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.

He covered his mouth with his hands, trying not to laugh too loudly, but his shaking shoulders betrayed his inner joy.

He was right.

When the master and servant saw the two old men suddenly emerge from the coffin, they really thought they were zombies.

This scene is really interesting.

Yun Zhizhi stared intently at Cai Yong, whose face was as pale as paper, and explained softly, "Don't worry, they are definitely not ghosts."

"Besides, you just saw with your own eyes that the two of them were lying comfortably in the coffin, sleeping soundly. This is enough to prove that the comfort of this coffin is first-class."

Today was truly an eye-opener for Cai Yong.

First, this girl and the fat man were so weird that they dared to set up a stall to sell food next to the coffin.

Then, these two old men were so weird that they dared to rest in the coffin.

The point is that they are actually in the same group.

It really proves the saying: If you are not from the same family, you will not enter the same door.