Tomb Robbery: If Hei Ye has the ability, don't fight back

I have to say, if you are good-looking, you will look good even if you are wearing a torn sack. If you are also good-looking, you will look like a fashion item even if you are wearing a big basket. Especially when this person is confident and bright, all eyes are praise and all gazes are affirmation.

"A chicken in my left hand, a duck in my right hand, and a fat baby on my back~ Oh~ I forgot to bring my godmother~"

The sunny and happy big boy, carrying a big basket of vegetables, hummed a song as if no one was around. There was even a happy rhythm in his slightly lame steps.

"Tatatatatatatatatata! Ta-da-da! My diss is cool! Come on, play Oppa, come on, come on, come on! Batina-da! Ta-datatatatatata!"

The silent and dark mice, listening to the cheerful songs, approach with a grin. There are always some evil people who think they are in control of everything.

Xiao En, carrying a vegetable basket, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, complaining, "I won't work overtime! Really!"

The cane spun smoothly in his slender hand. "How dare you force me to work overtime and not pay me overtime? Can you afford it?"

Under the bright sunshine, the quiet alley has not changed for thousands of years.

"The countdown to midnight, the howling of wolves spreads~ The gods restrain themselves and retreat into masks~ Tacit understanding is at the fingertips, life and death are at the mercy of a thought~ Whoever speaks becomes the last word~"

The sky in the alley suddenly darkened for a moment.

"Sorry, I'm in a hurry. Let's save our last words for the next life! Well, if there is a next life!" The man in white sneakers briskly left the dark alley.

The strange corpses entangled with each other suddenly faded slowly, and then like a simple sketch erased by an eraser, the filth that polluted the ordinary alley was easily cleaned up.

"Hehehe! You're just wasting time. How can I let my little Heihei starve?" Xiao En's limp didn't stop him from jogging.

"Ride my beloved little motorcycle ~ It will never get stuck in traffic ~ Ride my beloved little motorcycle ~ I will be home soon ~ It keeps me away from worries and sorrows ~ Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep..."

"I'm back! I bought some ice cream!" Xiao En rushed into the kitchen like the wind and brought out a pile of bowls. "Godmother, you can only have one spoonful!"

Huaerye decisively interrupted, "She can't eat it, it's too cold for her."

"Seven!" The little feet wearing only socks jumped vigorously, expressing her thoughts strongly.

"Uh, can't godmother eat it? Otherwise, godmother, you can eat yogurt! I bought yogurt for you!" Xiao En quickly pushed the substitute.

"Ah~ Qi~" The child who was not fooled pushed away the yogurt with his chubby little hands and danced vigorously, "Qi! Qi! Qi! Cake!"

"Pfft~ Hahaha~" Hei Ye laughed so hard that the rocking chair beside him rocked. "It's over, I won't be fooled! Hahaha~"

Her chubby little feet seemed to have springs installed, and the little balls on her socks couldn't keep up with her movements. Only a dumb person could hold her steady. I don't know if anyone else could support the little girl with such a strong will on her legs.

"Eat, eat, eat, come on, you must eat!" Xiao En quickly put the yogurt in the pot, squeezed a little out and put it into his godmother's mouth.

The godmother smacked her lips, reached out to take the yogurt, and accepted the substitution.

"Puff~Hahahaha~" Hei Ye's huge laughter shook the dust on the eaves to fall down.

"Give me some~" Xiao En, who had just been coaxing his godmother, threw himself on the rocking chair to share that bold and carefree laugh.

Hei Ye pressed the back of Xiao En's head with his big hand, deepening the sharing.

Grandpa Huaer took the cool bowl, scooped up a small spoonful, and sighed in his heart, this is how you raise a cat!

The aroma of hot pot wafts through the yard, and the joy of sharing at this moment demonstrates the meaning of its existence.

Huaerye and Abai had clear soup hotpot, while Nanxia, ​​Beiya and Xiaoen had spicy hotpot.

"Come, godmother, your noodles are ready. Add a little salmon, which is tender and boneless." Xiao En first made a small bowl for the lovely godmother.

Heiye brought the newly purchased baby seat to the table, and Zhang, who had just snatched the yogurt from his mother, put the incredulous mother into the baby seat.

"So, the bad guy has to be my own son, hahaha~" Hei Ye only now realized that the little baby's ever-changing expressions were so interesting.

"Come on, come on, let's eat fish!" Xiao En stuffed the bowl to the dumb Zhang, asking him to quickly divert his crying mother's attention.

Dumb Zhang quickly got a small piece of fish and said, "Mom, eat fish."

The coaxing mother was distracted by the fish and forgot about the yogurt that was taken away.

Huaer Ye watched the magical operations of several people with a smile on his face. In order to prevent the little mother from drinking too much yogurt, Zhang Ye's hand speed was comparable to the speed of his knife.

"Delicious!" The little meaty hand grabbed the spoon and started to eat on his own without any help.

"Come on, there's some ice-cold beer!" Xiao En took out the cold beer with water droplets on it and brought it up.

"Oh, the little cat's alcohol tolerance has improved! He even prepared so much wine!" Hei Ye raised his eyebrows in surprise. He remembered the drunk cat.

"I will improve! A real man should eat meat and drink wine!" Xiao En held his head high and chest out, thinking that he could drink quite well.

The big brother from Northeast China said before that drinking capacity can be trained. But he didn't say that he didn't dare to drink with people who were taking care of children. So some people's drinking capacity is just so-so, and they just feel good about themselves.

"Qi Rou!" Rou Rou's little hand waved the spoon and asked for more food, "Little official~"

"Well, eat fish." Dumb Zhang quickly picked up some fish for his mother.

"Fish! Fish! Seven!"

"Eat fish." Dumb Zhang cut the fish into small pieces and put them in a small bowl.

"Seven fish! Seven! Eat! Eat! Eat!" The little mother, who only had a few small teeth, suddenly grasped the essence.

"Great! Godmother is awesome!" Xiao En applauded his godmother enthusiastically.

"Clap! Clap! Clap!"

Hei Ye ate spicy and delicious mutton, drank cool and ice-cold beer, and looked at the warmth and liveliness in the yard. He suddenly realized that the longer you live, the more you can see.

So what I mean is, sometimes, as long as people live long enough, they win.

Hei Ye raised his glass and said, "Come on, cheers! Let's celebrate all the good things we have enjoyed today!"

"Yes, let's celebrate our happiness!" Xiao En thought with a smile, and also celebrate the enemy's tears of suffering.