Tomb Robbery: If Hei Ye has the ability, don't fight back

"So, no matter how hard we two try, we still can't catch up! Oh, Grandpa Huaer, why don't you wait for us?" Hei Ye put his hands in his pockets, lowered his head and bent over, approaching the person sitting on the ground.

"Not slow, not slow, you guys came back pretty quickly! How's it going? Is everything done?" The still bleeding Hua'er Ye smiled like a flower. He was in a very good mood. He originally thought he would have to crawl back in a very embarrassing way! But there is always light at the end of the tunnel. At least being carried back by others is better than crawling back by himself.

"Not slowing down yet! If you were even a little slower, you'd be crawling back down by yourself!"

"I'm fine." Huaerye's self-judgment did not stop the two men.

The blind man in the south and the mute in the north quickly checked the man from left to right, and finally their eyes stopped on Huaerye's legs.

"It's really okay, it's just that the bullet seems to be stuck inside." Huaerye, whose face was pale, was still in the mood to smile.

"Don't worry, this is no big deal, so I'm a professional, 500 yuan, I'll dig it out for you!" Hei Ye quickly took out a dagger and pressed Hua Er Ye's leg, as if he didn't want to bargain, and it looked like he wanted to force the sale.

"What? Dumb, are you trying to steal the blind man's business?"

The mute grabbed Heiye's hand that held the knife and said calmly, "It's not disinfected."

Hei Ye asked in shock, "Hey, Mute, when did you become so particular? Don't you often use the knife you used to chop rice dumplings to cut yourself directly?"

"Start now." It was only after Dumb Zhang started to take care of his delicate mother that he suddenly realized that the body needs careful care. It is not okay as long as it is not dead, but you should put on more clothes when it is cold, eat before you are hungry, and even if you are not hungry, you can still eat a few bites if you feel greedy.

People are alive as long as they maintain basic physiological energy needs.

"This is truly remarkable. You've finally realized this problem." Huaer Ye laughed. "Hahaha, I never thought I'd live to see you pay attention to your living conditions."

Huaerye really tried his best and matched all the clothes for the four seasons, but these two people could only wear the first set all year round. Oh, and there is also a second set. After all, if the first set is scrapped in the fight, the second set will still be needed to replace it.

"Let's talk later, let's talk later. Look at our poor sponsor," Hei Ye stretched out his hand and took out a lighter, "Come, disinfect it."

"Use this," Huaerye quickly handed over a slender and compact knife. "Under the circumstances, I really don't have the inclination to use the same knife with corpse-bugs, zongzi, or the like."

Dumb Zhang blinked and said firmly, "Me neither."

Just as Huaer Ye was about to laugh, his face turned pale and he subconsciously gritted his teeth.

Two fingers were quickly inserted between the teeth, preventing the possibility of biting the tongue.

Hei Ye, who moved quickly, smiled and pinched the bullet. "Good news, the bullet is not stuck tightly. Dumb, do you want to apply medicine?"

Huaerye held two fingers in his mouth and was a little dazed for a moment.

There was a bright red wound on his handsome face, his sharp eyebrows and eyes showed a bit of confusion, and his pale lips were biting the innocent dog head on the handkerchief.

"The handkerchief is clean." Dumb Zhang retracted his hand, took the handkerchief off his fingers, and put away the handkerchief with the cartoon puppy painted on it. He originally wanted to use the handkerchief to wrap something for the child to chew, but who would have thought that the blind man would suddenly take action.

Huaerye saw that the handkerchief was a little wet, and the heat on his face made him feel a little dizzy.

Huaerye fainted as he wished.

"Oh my god, I don't think I hit the artery!" Hei Ye hurried over to check. "Hua'er Ye, Hua'er Ye, the bill hasn't been settled yet!"

After confirming that Huaer Ye was just exhausted, the two men quickly bandaged him.

Hei Ye looked up and down at the well-bandaged Hua Er Ye, "Tsk, this is what it looks like after making a zongzi! Only this face can be considered intact, right? Oh my, it can't be disfigured! If this face is ruined, so many little girls will cry to death!"

Mute Zhang glanced at the child with a scratch on his face and said, "Hmm."

"Tsk, with such an injury, we need a whole stretcher! Or..." Hei Ye gave a wicked smile, "Dumb, do you remember catching pigs during the Chinese New Year? Hehehe, it's the one with the four hooves tied up."

Dumb Zhang ignored Hei Ye's nonsense. After all, this blind man was just a rude person and he was used to it.

Dumb Zhang bent down to avoid the wounds and picked up the child. Because there were too many wounds, he finally held the child with his arms supporting the buttocks, letting the child lie on him, with the child's head resting on his neck, and even his breathing was shallow.

"Hahaha~ Actually, using a stick to lift it is quite amusing." Hei Ye, who was following the mute Zhang, said with an air of excitement, "That stick, that stick, cut it off and use it to lift the pig. It will be perfect."

Huaerye didn’t know about Heiye’s bad idea, otherwise next time when he ordered green pepper and shredded pork fried rice for Heiye, he would definitely tell the chef that it should be fried rice without green peppers or meat.

However, Huaerye was sleeping very soundly, or rather, he was unconscious. After all, he had not fully recovered from his previous injury, and he had been exhausted in conspiracies and intrigues these days. Under the siege of dangerous enemies, he not only had to drag his injured body without rest, but also had to run around everywhere. Now he could finally relax, so he really needed to rest and recover his strength.

Dumb Zhang held Huaer Ye in his arms and walked steadily with a leisurely posture. He looked very relaxed. After all, this child was not as heavy as the knife on his back!

Hei Ye took out some candy from the mute Zhang's pocket, gave one piece to himself, one piece to the mute, and also stuffed one piece into the mouth of the unconscious Hua Er Ye.

"Ah, so sweet, Dumb, are stolen candies extra sweet?" Hei Ye put his hands in his pockets, eating the candy, and couldn't help but think of the kitten who lost the candy, wondering what the kitten would think.

"Just saving it for him." Dumb Zhang didn't know why, but when he was moving the candies, he somehow reached out and grabbed a handful and put it in his pocket. Hmm, maybe there was too much candy, it was too tempting!

Hei Ye made an expression that showed he understood, "Haha~ Usually, if you save it, it will be gone!"

Dumb Zhang nodded calmly and replied, "Oh, just like the commission I deposited with you."

"Uh..." Hei Ye was caught off guard and was fooled by the mute General Zhang.

"No, no, no, how can they be the same? I'm a hardworking and sincere person, blind man! How could I covet your small commission? Am I that kind of person? I just know you have a bad memory, and I'm afraid you'll lose it, forget it, and waste it!"

"Oh, then give it to me. I have a notepad now."

3

"..."

After three seconds of silence, Hei Ye said, "We are no strangers! What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine. That's right, that's how it is. Good brothers are inseparable! Right, brother? It's not a big deal if I spend some of your money."

"Ah."