Tomb Robbery: If Hei Ye has the ability, don't fight back

It’s fun to keep playing badly, it’s fun to keep playing badly.

Hei Ye was so happy that he realized the problem a little too late.

"Little cat, can you tell Hei Ye where this is?" Hei Ye admitted that he was a little bit of a jerk, but it didn't seem like he was particularly bad!

"He's near Diudiu!" Xiao En said matter-of-factly, "The map isn't loaded yet, so besides you, he's the only one I can find!"

"Well, that's fine. Let's see if the mute can provide food for both of us."

"I want to eat roasted whole pig!" Xiao En's eyes sparkled. He had been thinking about roasted whole pig for a long time, but never had the chance to eat it.

Hei Ye remembered how he had tricked Xiao En away with a few pieces of candy. He admitted that he had indeed fooled her a little bit. "Okay, okay, if you don't have a whole roasted pig, Hei Ye can make you a whole roasted lamb."

"To roast a whole lamb, should I use a small lamb or a big lamb?" Xiao En was a little confused. If he roasted a big lamb, there would definitely be more meat, but a small lamb would probably be very tender!

"There are many choices here. There are many breeds of lamb, and the best ones are lambs between one and two years old, which are tender enough to roast." Hei Ye described slowly, explaining the various ways to choose and eat lamb.

The greedy Xiao En kept swallowing his saliva.

"Then let's hurry up!" Xiao En carried the slowly walking Hei Ye on his back and hurried on his way, just to get the sheep into his mouth faster.

Xiao En has been carrying Hei Ye on his back for more than half a month, so both of them are extremely skilled in their postures and can almost automatically adjust to the most comfortable position.

"Ahhh, why is Diudiu running around everywhere! Ahhhh, Diudiu, Diudiu, go slower!" The more anxious Xiao Enen became, the faster Dumb Zhang on the other side moved.

So when Xiao En finally caught up with Dumb Zhang with great difficulty.

"Hey, Mute, long time no see!" Hei Ye waved his hands at the Mute.

"Diudiu, diudiu!" Xiao En held Heiye's butt with one hand and waved the other hand happily.

Dumb Zhang looked at the two cheerful people. They looked like they had just escaped from a famine. He wondered how long they had been wandering in the wilderness. If it weren't for their neatly groomed hair, they would have looked more like giant monkeys.

"Diudiu, Diudiu, are there any sheep I can eat?"

"No." Dumb Zhang answered briefly. This cat suddenly appeared, and the blind cat didn't know when it was found.

Xiao En's disappointment was beyond words. "How could there be nothing?"

Before Xiao En really burst into tears, the three of them finally changed places.

Xiao En was happily squatting in the water, splashing around and taking a bath at the same time. Over there, Nan Xia Bei Ya was communicating with the herdsmen.

"Wash, wash, hey, hey!" Xiao En was very happy because Xiao Heihei said he would buy him a sheep to eat!

"Roast lamb, roast lamb, roast lamb, stew lamb, we all love to eat lamb~"

Xiao En happily hummed a song he made up, lying lazily in the clear water. The sky was an endless blue with white clouds floating above it, the grass was lush green, and floating on the waves were leisurely flocks of sheep and freely running horses.

When Nan Xia Bei Ya turned back, they saw Xiao En lying leisurely in the clear water. Xiao En, a young man in his study-oriented age, was lying lazily in the clear shallow water.

Silver-gray hair floats in the water like algae, with a high nose bridge, pink lips, and crystal-clear blue and green mandarin ducks. The young body is muscular like a teenager, but not exaggerated, with perfect abdominal muscles, fair skin, slender limbs, and a height of 188cm. The teenager has broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and a perky butt, like a perfectly crafted work of art.

The 18 years old that Xiao En once said flashed through Hei Ye's mind. So, from the first time they met until now, Xiao En is still 18 years old. However, it has been more than 30 years since their first meeting. If he is also immortal, he is different from Nan Xia Bei Ya. Nan Xia Bei Ya stays in his prime longer, or ages more slowly.

"Xiao Heihei, roast the lamb, roast the lamb, we want to eat lamb! I've already built the bonfire, all I need to do is light it!" Xiao En turned over from lying down to lying face down, resting his elbows on the rocks and his chin in his palms. "I also caught some small fish, which will be a good change of pace."

Xiao En pointed to a small area on the shore that was surrounded by stones, where there were small fish.

"Tsk, you greedy cat!" Hei Ye rolled up his sleeves. Although it made no difference whether he rolled them up or not, the clothes he wore were also very torn. "Come, let me show you my skills."

Hei Ye paused for a moment while touching the knife. He suddenly remembered that this knife seemed to be used to stab spiders, and spiders are extremely poisonous!

"Use this, use this." Xiao En handed over the knife on his waist. The gorgeous knife looked like an ornament no matter how you looked at it, inlaid with gold, jade and full of jewels.

"Hey, Master Hei, I've never seen such an expensive knife!"

Hei Ye was quite good at taking care of sheep. He picked up the rope and quickly tied up the front and hind legs of the sheep. He stepped on the tied hind legs of the sheep with one foot and the front legs with another, grabbed the sheep's head with one hand, and lightly pointed the dagger in his hand, and the sheep's blood sprayed into the basin beside him.

"Wow, this blood, can it be eaten?" Xiao En squatted beside and watched the fun attentively.

The excited sheep in Hei Ye's hands could only wait obediently to be roasted.

Hei Ye put the blood of a sheep aside, then used the knife in his hand to skin the sheep. "Xiao En, although there are no outsiders here, you are squatting here like this. Are you going to be cooked too?"

"Ah?" Xiao En looked down at himself, "I've never tasted what I taste like."

Xiao En was squatting there, his whole body was reflective white, crystal clear with a pearly luster. The intricate armband on his arm was made of gold with blue gems, and he was holding an intricate and exquisite cane in his hand.

The problem is that apart from these two pieces of jewelry, Xiao En only has his hair covering a tiny bit of skin.

Dumb Zhang threw the clothes he had just bought on Xiao En.

Xiao En, whose head was covered by a red Tibetan robe, tried to tilt his head and stick it out. He looked at the two people with his confused mandarin duck eyes. No matter how you looked at it, he looked like a confused cat.

In just a short while, Hei Ye had finished all the preparations. He washed and skinned the sheep, prepared the seasonings, and put the lamb rack on the charcoal fire.

Xiao En casually held his red robe, eagerly waiting for the lamb, with no intention of putting on his inner shirt. "How long do you want to roast the lamb?"

Dumb Zhang has already dug up all the small fish and cut some thin wood to string the fish into strings. The next step is to hand it over to Hei Ye.

Heiye quickly prepared the ingredients and said, "Xiao En, put on your clothes."

"Oh, are you going to wear this?" Xiao En shook the red robe curiously and touched the fur on it.

"Of course, we are going to go with the mute later, and we are going to climb the snow-capped mountains. Do you still want to wear your gauze like the last time when you were freezing like a dog? We should find another animal skin and pack you up! But if you like to leave the car in neutral, then just ignore what I said." Hei Ye joked to Xiao En while grilling the lamb and fish neatly.

"Oh oh oh, then just wear this." Xiao En quickly put on the clothes and waited eagerly for dinner.

Heiye's movements were very smooth, but even without turning around, he could feel Xiaoen's burning gaze, "Greedy cat~"