After waking up from tomb raiding, my brothers all fell in love with me

"Hiss, if you weren't next to me, Lao Deng, and I wasn't watching the whole time, I would really suspect that this fat man was secretly possessed by you."

Cupid observed and thought that this fat man was really amazing. To use a popular term, he was a love bodyguard, protecting this innocent love career.

To be honest, he was really suspicious at the beginning, wondering if the matchmaker had given the fat man some inexplicable attributes or something.

"That's what you don't understand, you short-sighted youngster. Young people today are really into eating melons and dating. They don't need any unnecessary actions."

Yue Lao seemed to be very insightful and waved his finger.

"You're out."

"Tsk, Lao Deng, you are so shameless." Cupid rolled his eyes and felt that Yue Lao was very shameless when he saw his face like this.

"However, can't you just use some external force? Then why do you still..." Cupid was puzzled. He could obviously use magic to make the wooden block awaken, so why did Yue Lao still go through such a big detour?

"I've told you that you don't understand. You can do this over there, but that's because you don't have a formal organization.

Of course, the people over there didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

But here we pay attention to the process sequence and formality of everything.

As the saying goes, never get involved in the karma of others. I'm just responsible for guidance. This wood... Wuxie originally had a marriage connection with them.

With a little guidance, you can achieve the right result."

Yue Lao patiently explained in detail to Cupid who did not understand the compilation process.

"It's really troublesome. It would be easier to just shoot with arrows, but why bother with so much trouble? But the process is quite interesting.

I guess I know what you mean by being implicit.

I can't hide my feelings of love for you, but I still have to pretend that I don't care.

Tsk tsk tsk, what a drama." Cupid didn't understand but respected.

"By the way, I remember you have a phrase here called 'rain and dew are equally distributed, right?"

"Yeah, that's right." Yue Lao looked at Cupid who suddenly said this. This kid suddenly said this, he must have no good intentions.

"What do you want to say?" Yue Lao looked at Cupid.

"Ahem, since we had a wonderful accident with Zhang Qiling, are the other two people living in the dormitory also..."

Cupid's idea is very simple. Since Yue Lao said before that Mu Tou has a marriage relationship with these people, then he might as well try it all.

Only by doing it all can we more effectively help the wood to awaken.

"Oh, so you like all!" Yue Lao listened to what Qibi said in a particularly awkward manner, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked a bit shifty.

"Yes, yes, so what? Didn't you say that Mu Tou and the others are destined to be together? Since you are the matchmaker, you must help and guide them!!!"

Cupid felt flustered and embarrassed when his acquaintances discovered his identity, so he decided to throw in the towel!

Everything is difficult at the beginning. After Cupid said this time, won’t it be easier to achieve in the future?

"You're a quick learner, that's true, but tell me if you want to see it or not. If you do, I'll take action."

Yue Lao still held on to this words, staring at Cupid closely, wanting to hear Cupid's confession with his own ears.

The situation was just like those annoying relatives during the Chinese New Year who would catch the children and ask them whether they liked dad more or mom more.

This is extremely annoying behavior.

Cupid was annoyed by Yue Lao's question. "I just like to see them together. What's wrong? What's the matter? Just tell me."

"Well, as your elder, I will generously fulfill the wishes of a junior like you."

After receiving the answer that satisfied him, Yue Lao was very happy.

"Old Deng, I find that you are becoming more and more annoying." Cupid found that the progress of this wood was becoming more and more beautiful and exciting, but he still had to endure Old Deng who was constantly improving his annoying ability.

"Is there any respect for seniority? Where did you learn the word 'Laodeng'?"

Tsk tsk tsk, I should have known that I should not have let you understand Chinese. Now you speak with a heavy accent.

Not cute at all.”

Yue Lao still misses the innocent Cupid, the god of love, when he first met him.

The guy now is just a bad boy.

"Do the gods over there also have a rebellious phase? I heard they're quite rebellious over there, doing whatever they want, especially that guy called Zhou or something."

Yue Lao was curious. Compared to this side, Cupid didn't seem like a god.

At best, they are just people with special abilities. They still have worldly desires in their hearts and will be swayed by desires and interests. How can they be called gods?

"Um... well, I can't really explain it. But everyone grows up. As the saying goes, you never stop learning."

When Cupid heard Yue Lao talk about his system, he felt that it was obviously not as good as the other two.

Cupid's trip here was quite rewarding. He saw that all the gods here seemed heartless but were actually affectionate.

What is heartless is personal desire, what is affectionate is all living things.

First enter the world and then leave it, know the ways of the world but not worldly.

Only when one performs his duties conscientiously for hundreds, thousands, and even millions of years can he be called a god.

Yue Lao and Cupid both chose to end the topic in tacit understanding.

"What are you going to do?" Cupid looked at Wuxie's current situation and was very curious about Yue Lao's method.

He thought it couldn't be so outrageous that Mu Tou would slip twice in a row and then be held by the blind man and Hanako respectively.

"Don't worry, it's not as outrageous as you think. Don't you see who I am? I have my own tricks."

The matchmaker made a comparison to himself in a very arrogant manner.

"Tsk, Lao Deng."

Wuxie and the other two took quite a long time to eat. Fatty brought Wuxie and Zhang Qiling back during the dormitory curfew.

The timing is just right.

Hei Xia Zi and Jie Yu Chen had been waiting in the dormitory for a long time. They felt relieved when they knew Wu Xie went out with Zhang Qiling, but not much.

The two of them didn't expect that they would be stuck in curfew when they returned.

When Wuxie and Zhang Qiling returned to the dormitory, as soon as they reached the stairs, they saw Hei Xia Zi and Jie Yu Chen standing at the dormitory door waiting for them.

Wuxie felt like laughing when looking at the two of them. This scene looked so much like a father and uncle waiting for their children who were coming home late at the door.

Wuxie couldn't help but think of his second uncle and third uncle, which was consistent with the situation.

"Drinking again." Xie Yuchen frowned slightly. When Wuxie got a little closer to him, he could keenly smell the faint smell of alcohol on Wuxie.

"It's just two or three beers, less than a bottle each for me and my brother."

Wuxie said with a smile, as if he didn't care about this level of alcohol. This couldn't be considered drinking at all.

Especially in comparison with the fat man, looking at the fat man, the beer to him is at best a drink with a little fermented malt flavor.

"You went out to have fun with the mute alone, leaving Hua Ye and I alone in the empty house." Hei Xia Zi glanced at Zhang Qiling who was in a good mood and then looked at Wu Xie.

"How can you stay alone in an empty room? Let's live in the same dormitory next time." Wuxie listened to Hei Xia Zi's words and felt a bit like Chen Shimei who abandoned his wife and children for fame.

It’s just that he is Wu Shimei who abandoned his brothers for drinking.

"Stop talking nonsense, go in and wash up, and go to bed early because you have classes tomorrow." It was always Xie Yuchen who spoke seriously at this time.

The four of them entered the dormitory, and Xie Yuchen closed the door.

"Okay, then I'll go take a shower first." Wuxie looked at Jie Yuchen and nodded, then looked at Zhang Qiling who was already sitting in his seat.

"Yeah," Zhang Qiling nodded.

When Hei Xia Zi saw Wu Xie enter the bathroom, he immediately leaned next to Zhang Qiling, like a spy gathering intelligence.

"Tsk, why do I feel like there's something wrong with you, Mute? Your facial expression is just so off. Did you do something sneaky?"

Hei Xia Zi looked carefully at Zhang Qiling's current expression.

"He just had a cold face and the same expression from beginning to end. What else can you see?" Xie Yuchen was puzzled.

He knew that Zhang Qiling was a bit cold and never had too much unnecessary communication. He still had expressions sometimes, but they were definitely not as exaggerated as what this blind man said.

Isn't this all one expression?

"No, no, no, it's completely different. You may not be able to see it, but I can see that the mute is in a very good mood. It's obvious that something is wrong!!"

Hei Xia Zi shook his head.

Just as Hei Xia Zi said, Zhang Qiling has been in a good mood from that time until now because of the wonderful accident tonight.

But the prerequisite is that there is no black bear who acts like a thief in front of him.

Zhang Qiling restrained his emotions and wanted to ignore Hei Xia Zi, but look at what he said.

Considering his good mood tonight, Zhang Qiling decided to give Hei Xia Zi a very obvious eye roll.

! ! ? ?

Xie Yuchen and Hei Xiazi naturally saw Zhang Qiling's big eye roll.

The two were shocked and looked at each other and then at Zhang Qiling.

"Look, he can't stand your meanness anymore." Xie Yuchen found it funny and knew that Hei Xia Zi deserved it.

"Damn! Dumb, there really is something wrong with you today! You're even rolling your eyes! You usually curse me with your eyes!"

What shocked Hei Xia Zi was not that Zhang Qiling rolled his eyes at him, but that he actually rolled his eyes instead of directly scolding him with his eyes.

"It seems that you are used to being scolded. Your focus is really novel." Xie Yuchen couldn't help shaking his head after listening to Hei Xia Zi's words.

He is indeed a talent, his way of looking at things is indeed unique.

Hei Xia Zi wanted to continue asking questions when Wu Xie came out after taking a shower.

When Zhang Qiling saw Wuxie coming out, he stood up, took his bath towel and went into the bathroom.

Hei Xia Zi looked at Zhang Qiling's back, and for a moment he felt like there was something stuck in his throat. It was really uncomfortable for him not to ask the question.

But who is he? He is Black Blind.

Hei Xia Zi was very sure that the reason why Zhang Qiling was so happy tonight must be about Wuxie, and he must have run away secretly!

"What are you talking about?" Wuxie walked out of the bathroom and saw Hei Xiazi and Jie Yuchen surrounding Zhang Qiling. They were talking and laughing.

"We didn't say anything. We were just blind guys who were humiliated by Zhang Qiling rolling his eyes." Xie Yuchen looked at Wuxie with a smile. Xie Yuchen really thought it was novel that Zhang Qiling rolled his eyes, and he couldn't wait to tell Wuxie about it.

"Brother rolled his eyes!?" Wuxie couldn't believe that Zhang Qiling would actually do this!

Wuxie was shocked and thought to himself that Hei Xia Zi was indeed a capable man, who could even make the young man roll his eyes.

"Hei Xia Zi, you are really amazing." Wu Xie looked at Hei Xia Zi standing next to him and gave him a thumbs up out of admiration.

"No, how come I'm so powerful?" Hei Xia Zi was thinking about what Zhang Qiling could do to Wuxie, and he didn't understand what Wuxie meant.

"Okay, let's all go to bed." Xie Yuchen interrupted Hei Xia Zi with a smile.

"Yeah, it's time to go to sleep." Wuxie didn't know what happened, but after talking to Hei Xia Zi, he became extremely sleepy and felt like his eyelids were about to close.

Not only did my eyelids feel heavy, but my head also felt dizzy. I was extremely sleepy and wanted to fall asleep immediately.

After Wuxie responded to Jie Yuchen's words, he quickly covered himself with the quilt, closed his eyes, and fell asleep.

"Huh? Isn't he asleep?" Not long after Wuxie fell asleep, he felt his consciousness gradually becoming clearer.

Wuxie opened his eyes and was very confused. How could he be so sleepy that he fell asleep and then woke up inexplicably?

"Wuxie?" Hearing the voice, Wuxie stood up and looked under the bed. It was Hei Xia Zi.

Wuxie looked at Hei Xia Zi, very confused. He reached out and pinched himself, but found that it didn't hurt at all.

"It turned out to be a dream, but is this dream so real?" Wuxie murmured.

Especially his current consciousness, it feels no different from real life.

Why did he dream about Black Bear? Was it because he teased him before falling asleep?

"Wow, Lao Deng, I think I understand your plan." Cupid looked at the scene on Wuxie's side and felt very curious.