After waking up from tomb raiding, my brothers all fell in love with me

Wuxie saw Cupid taking small, hesitant steps, not giving Cupid any chance to react.

He raised his hand, grabbed Cupid's collar, and pulled him over.

"Is it so difficult to ask you to come closer?" Wuxie frowned. It had been a long time since he met someone who...exhausted his patience so much...It was amazing.

"Hey! What are you doing!?" Cupid widened his eyes and stared at the innocent face that was very close to him.

"Nothing, just looking at your old man's speed to help you, so that you don't have to complain later."

"Why are you the same as that fat guy? You both like to grab people by the collar!" Cupid felt that he shouldn't have come here.

He felt that his personal safety was being violated. In his entire life, he had never met such a... evil and audacious human being.

"Yeah, I learned it from him. How about it? It's very similar, right?" Wuxie nodded, and the impatient expression on his face eased when he mentioned the fat man.

"You...you are so rude..." Cupid was speechless when he saw Wuxie's indifferent look, but he could do nothing about it.

"Okay, it's just a matter of words, can you be a man?"

"Then speak quickly!" Cupid turned his face away.

"What I want to say is that as for your feelings towards Yue Lao, let alone Yue Lao, anyone with eyes should be able to see it." Wuxie narrowed his eyes, as if he was amused by what he said.

Or maybe he was amused by Cupid's innocent and simple appearance.

After Wuxie finished speaking, he immediately loosened Cupid's collar.

Cupid covered his collar and took several steps back due to inertia.

".....How is it possible?" Cupid's face turned red as if blood was dripping out, and he murmured with his head down.

"How is that impossible?" Wuxie crossed his arms across his chest.

"Yue Lao can see it, but how can you see it?" Cupid seemed to have found a loophole. He suddenly raised his head and looked at Wuxie, pointing his finger at Wuxie with an excited tone.

"Damn!? Why can't I do it!?" Wuxie was not convinced. Seeing Cupid's confident look, he felt even more annoyed.

"If you can really see it, then it won't be my turn and Yue Lao's turn to help you find a marriage!" Cupid was unhappy.

How could Wuxie say that!?

For Cupid, it was too unconvincing.

"......" Cupid's words made Wuxie Gan silent.

What I said...actually does make some sense.

Wuxie's face froze for a moment. He raised his hand and rubbed his nose. His brain was working rapidly, thinking that he had to refute Cupid no matter what.

"I, why is it impossible for me? Have you forgotten when I first met you guys?!" Wuxie recalled his previous memories.

"...You mean...after you understood it, your mind suddenly became smarter and you could see it?" Cupid's mind raced, thinking about Wuxie's words.

"Oh, right! It's this time."

"No! What do you mean I became smart all of a sudden?" Wuxie listened to Cupid's inaccurate choice of words, and felt in his heart that Cupid needed to study.

"It is really necessary to suggest that Yue Lao take you back and let you find a school to study." Wu Xie shook his head.

"Matchmaker, take me back!" Cupid was shocked when he heard this.

"Of course, it's good that you weren't expelled after doing all these things. People have their own rules, and God has His own rules.

Come to think of it, you still have to thank Yue Lao." Wu Xie pursed his lips and nodded.

"Yue Lao he..." When Cupid heard this, the blush that had just faded away appeared on his face again.

"? Were you a tomato in your previous life? Why do you blush so easily?" Wuxie asked sincerely.

"...If you can't speak, you don't have to keep silent." Cupid glanced at Wuxie.

"Although what you said was unpleasant, I still have a question for you." Cupid looked at Wuxie.

"Okay, I'll spoil you this time. Ask whatever you want."

"What do you think about him and I...will..." Cupid was halfway through his words, but perhaps because he was too shy, he couldn't utter the last few words.

"Look, you don't even need to say it. If you can't even say it yourself, do you think it can work?"

"Okay! Then do you think he and I will be together... um!!?" Cupid was stimulated by Wuxie's words and wanted to say it all in one go, but before he could finish the last word, Wuxie suddenly stretched out his hand and covered it.

Cupid stared at Wuxie with wide eyes, raised his hand and slapped Wuxie's hand.

Wuxie moved quickly and put down Cupid's hand before it got close.

"You really do say it when I tell you to? Why weren't you so obedient just now?" Wuxie shook his hands, looking as if he was disgusted with Cupid.

"Don't blame me for not reminding you, our place is different from yours.

You know what you're thinking about, whether it's possible or not." Wuxie's expression calmed down, and he stared at Cupid calmly.

Being stared at by such an innocent person made Cupid feel a little confused.

This is the real him now.

Without any means, just by looking at you, you can feel the unspoken aura of this person.

"Cupid, it's time for you to come back." A familiar and ethereal voice sounded above the illusion.

"Look, the time is just right." Wuxie raised the corner of his mouth, smiled, and pointed to the top of his head.

Cupid also looked up.

"Yue Lao! Aren't you really coming to take a look?" Wu Xie shouted with his head raised.

"I've already said that the last time we met was the last time."

"You are indeed a god, you always keep your word, right Cupid?" Wuxie shook his head and said with regret.

"......." Cupid was sad.

"You are the only one who talks too much. I should have erased your memory of last time." Yue Lao's voice came with a smile.

"Ah, not letting go at all?"

"You'll need it sooner or later. If you don't apply it now, it will automatically disappear when you leave this dream and go back." Yue Lao explained.

"Okay, you are indeed meticulous." Wuxie nodded.

Then he raised his hand and patted Cupid, "Let's go, what are you waiting for? The matchmaker is here to pick you up."

"You...are not...him...No...I won't leave!" Cupid turned his head and looked at Wuxie, then at Yue Lao above.

Now I am in a state where I can neither leave nor stay.

"Huh? Are you sick?" Wu Xie stretched out his head (transformed into Li Cu jpg)

"I've already told you! I'm not sick, don't insult my body!" Cupid was angry and embarrassed when he heard the serious question from Wuxie, but there was nothing he could do.

"...Then let me try another way. Why don't you go back? Is it not working here?" Wuxie stretched his head and looked at Cupid.

"You don't think you're being tactful, do you?" Cupid now looked at Wuxie who was pointing at his head.

It's really one head and two big ones.

"I'm serious. If I had known it would be like this, I would never have come even if you killed me." Cupid said very sincerely. He had not expected that Wuxie would be such a scoundrel.

It's simply a scoundrel to the extreme, extremely scoundrel.

"I should have told you earlier. You didn't ask earlier." Wuxie spread his hands helplessly, and shrugged as if he felt that the strength of his question was not strong enough.

"........Yue Lao, I want to go back with you! Quick, quick, quick! Take me back!!!"

I really can't stand it." Cupid was silent for a moment, then suddenly burst into a sharp cry.

"You have a really good voice..." Wuxie narrowed his eyes and covered his ears unexpectedly.

In Wuxie's opinion, this might be Cupid's new way of fighting back after being angered by him.

Since he couldn't win by talking or brains, he couldn't fight.

So he took a roundabout way to save the country, taking an action that would torture himself as well as him, killing one thousand enemies but injuring eight hundred of his own.

"Hurry, hurry, hurry! Yue Lao, please take him away!!!" Wu Xie would not suffer such a big loss.

Isn’t it just a competition of who has the louder voice? Let’s compete.

Wuxie took a deep breath, and after Cupid stopped, he suddenly burst into a fierce cry again.

“???!!!” Cupid stared at Wuxie beside him with wide eyes.

He had said long ago that this kid Wuxie came here just to confront him.

"...I will speak again when both of you stop shouting." Yue Lao's voice sounded faintly from above.