After waking up from tomb raiding, my brothers all fell in love with me

Wuxie actually seldom realizes the characteristics of his own thinking inertia and language habits.

Rather than saying that I discovered it, it would be more realistic to say that I didn’t think about it that way at all.

"Tsk tsk tsk, naive, I find that you and little brother are really the best partners." The fat man held a dustpan in his hand and swept the fallen leaves in the yard.

"Fatty, what do you want to say?" Wuxie waved the fan in his hand.

I want to hear what the fat guy can come up with.

"Haven't you noticed it yourself? Your conversation with the little brother and the way you get along with him?"

"That's just like Zhou Yu fighting Huang Gai, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to be beaten." The fat man looked up at Wuxie and put the broom and dustpan in his hands aside.

Judging from Wuxie’s expression, he definitely didn’t notice.

The fat man felt that it was necessary to talk to Wuxie and give him some scientific knowledge.

"What a bullshit description." Wuxie listened to the fat man's nonsense.

"You are just saying these things while the young man is not around. Why don't you wait until he comes back?" Wuxie walked to the recliner and sat down.

He has seen the fat man's series of operations many times.

It was no longer a big deal for him.

"Look at you, you're so naive, you keep putting little brother's things on your lips all day long.

If you ask me, it's better to hang it on your lips than on my belt." The fat man was disgusted by Wuxie's wifely behavior. He shook his head and walked over to sit on the stool next to Wuxie.

"Don't you want to have a good talk? Why don't you say it?" Wuxie saw the fat man sitting down directly, picking up the teacup and drinking tea slowly, without any trace of the anxious look just now.

It’s the classic operation of the fat man.

Wuxie who has been tricked will fall again.

If nothing else, Wuxie was also very curious about the fat man's description of himself just now.

I thought to myself, Fatty usually has a lot of weird ideas in his head, I wonder what new idea he has come up with this time.

Not even sweeping the floor.

Speaking of which, there are too many fallen leaves on the ground.

Wuxie raised his head and looked at the big tree in the courtyard.

At this rate, in half a month, the tree will be left alone.

It doesn't look good at all.

"Fatty, tell me, should I buy some fake leaves and flowers to dress up this tree?"

"No! Forget about this idea. Look at you, Tiannai. You're having the same old problem again.

Do you know how to return to basics? We are all retired and have retired from the world of entertainment."

Listening to the fat man's words in a pinched voice

Wu Xie glanced at him and said, "I don't know anything about returning to nature, but you should put your big tongue away first."

"Ahem, checking my phone lately has been bothering me a bit." The fat man took two more sips of water.

"Are you going to say more? If not, I'm going to go back and take a nap." Wuxie looked at the fat man's slow pace, thinking that he was doing it on purpose.

Still want to catch him! ! ? ?

Don't even think about it.

"You kid, you're too biased, you're using double standards!"

"What double standards? What favoritism? Didn't you eat enough today? Who in their right mind can understand what you are saying?" Wu Xie frowned.

“Last time, you just sat there, leaning against it, watching the guy working with moss for more than two hours.

Look at me again. I'm not even willing to wait for the time it takes to have a cup of tea. I'm so heartbroken.

It's not that brotherhood is bad, it's that love is better." The fat man looked like he had been caught by me. He raised his hand and pointed at Wuxie, then pointed at the place where Zhang Qiling had made moss last time.

......How come the fat guy saw this?

Wuxie listened to the examples the fat man used to accuse him and felt powerless to refute them.

"Okay, okay, you drink yours, I'll wait until you finish before we talk." Wuxie was silent for a few seconds, then quickly chose to admit defeat.

“After all these years, I’ve come to realize that you’re naive and innocent, if nothing else.

As long as it involves the little brother, your attitude will definitely change 360 ​​degrees.

There are people in this world who can control you, but only the young man can do it so quickly."

What the fat guy said was the truth (of course, it was the truth that Wuxie would never admit to).

"Ahem, just talk, why are we talking about this again?"

Wuxie felt a little embarrassed and raised his hand to scratch his nose.

That’s what he said, but the fat guy said it so directly that people who didn’t know would think something was wrong.

"Why are you shy? Things are different now. You and the little brother have done everything you should and shouldn't have done.

We've been honest with each other, so why are you shy?" The fat man looked at Wuxie's slightly red face, expressing his confusion.

Over the years, I have gotten to know Wuxie and Xiaoge better.

Fatty feels that the complexity and depth of the relationship between these two people, as well as the level of exploration, are enough to allow him to write a book.

Recently he learned a few new words on the Internet, such as S, M and dom.

If he publishes a book, it can just be called...DOM Notes.

This is mainly about Tian Zhen and Xiao Ge, a very typical dom couple.

My good brother is still too comprehensive.

This is not the first day that Fatty has lamented this way.

It is based on his summary of surfing the Internet during this period.

As for Wuxie and Xiaoge, there are many versions.

What about "After the boss left, Canary became crazier than the boss"?

Zhejiang University's Top Student Falls in Love with Grandfather's Male Colleague

The Fragile Boss is Melted by the Little Sun

The Only Son and the Feudal Family Patriarch in Jiangsu, Zhejiang, and Shanghai

There were too many elements, and too many settings suddenly appeared in the fat man's mind.

A lost amnesiac reunites with a long-lost friend, and two loyal dogs hide their identities and run for love...

Ahem, Tian Zhen and Xiao Ge are still too comprehensive.

The fat man sighed in his heart.

Combined with him, it is "Friendship of three people, love of two people, and passion of one person"

......Thinking of this, Fatty suddenly didn’t want to talk to Wuxie about his thoughts and insights of the past few days.

"Fatty? What are you thinking about? So absorbed?"

"Well, I realized I haven't finished sweeping the floor yet. I'll go sweep the floor first." The fat man came back to his senses and looked at Wuxie.

Comprehensive or too comprehensive.

Or is it too naive and comprehensive?

"Fatty!" Wuxie didn't expect the fat man to do this and go back on his word.

"Will you tell me or not? If not, I'll tell him when he comes back and report you."

"......Alas, you kid..."

This sentence made the fat man silent.

In other words, it was another hard dom.

You are so naive. If you were not so obedient, nothing would happen.

What is this called?

A dog relying on the bottle for power? ?

That’s right, that’s right, the dog relies on the bottle for power.

If the child likes to do this, let him do it.

A well-rounded kid.