After waking up from tomb raiding, my brothers all fell in love with me

"No, Su Wan, you put a Barbie Dream Castle in your bag?" The fat man looked at Su Wan's backpack which was constantly turning over and taking out things.

When they went out for an outing today, the fat man saw that Su Wan was simply carrying an off-road backpack, and immediately questioned whether the boy was still young.

Look, how fast he got slapped in the face.

I walked over to the side with a smile, raised my hand and patted the fat man's shoulder with a deep look, "Have you forgotten this kid's nickname?"

"Oh my, how could I forget this? It's called something like Doraemon or something?"

"You're old and your memory is not good. His name is clearly Su Dora A Wan Storage Expert."

Listening to the fat guy mumbling and unable to say anything, I have another chance to show off my amazing memory.

"It has to be you, Tian Zhen. Even though you are old, it doesn't prevent you from having a good memory."

"Fatty, I give you a thumbs up!" The fat man smiled and actually gave me a thumbs up while listening to what the fat man said.

There's no need to raise your thumb, just keep quiet.

"Hiss, Fatty, you..."

"You're the real sage, senior brother! You remember my title so clearly! I give you a thumbs up!" Su Wan put down his bag with a smile and came over to hug me.

"Hey, hey, stop being so annoying, let's raise our hardworking little hands and set up the tent." The fat man looked at the two of us, and the fat on his face showed that he couldn't bear to watch it anymore.

"Just say what you want to say, don't be so whiny." Maybe he has matured and no longer likes to be described as fat like that.

He frowned, unable to bear it any longer, and raised his hand to hit the fat man.

"Fatty, I'm still talking in a whimpering way. Isn't this to motivate our hardworking guys, right, Dora Awan?" The fat man was in the mood for acting and raised his hands to cover the places where I had hit him just now.

When it comes to scamming people, if you meet a fat person, you've met an expert.

Over the past decade, the fat man's technique of scamming people has been constantly updated, with new tricks appearing one after another.

Otherwise, the fight would have delayed the fat man.

I mentioned this to Fatty before, that is, technology has advanced now, but if it had been a few years earlier.

The fat guy just goes around scamming people, and he would have definitely become a new generation of rich man a long time ago.

“You’re really good at planning the fat guy’s career, tantamount to naiveté.

I see that you have been under my influence for so many years, and with your intelligence and talent, you must have learned a lot.

You don't need me, you are enough, and you have to be the king of scammers.

Well deserved, isn't it? "

...The fat guy is cursing me in a roundabout way.

There's nothing we can do about it. It's because we both like to talk nonsense no matter what. Of course, this only applies when we are with the fat guy.

I am usually a very serious person, well, very serious. I don’t know whether the fat man is serious or not, but I know he is quite vulgar.

"What are you thinking about? You're always daydreaming? Oh! Don't tell me you've found a new love outside!!"

The fat man raised the bottle of water and threw it into my hand.

"Fatty, stop talking nonsense. You are spreading rumors maliciously, do you understand?" I was speechless. The fat guy must be so bored that he would go crazy at a time like this.

"Oh, I'm just kidding. I'm controlling the volume." The fat man said, looking back at Su Wan who was setting up the tent.

"Keep the volume under control. My hearing is very good. Don't talk nonsense. You really got me into trouble. You won't be able to sleep tonight." I was a little speechless. What if the consequences came?

The fat man's retribution has finally come.

"Well, I brought this upon myself. I had forgotten about this." The fat man smacked his lips and listened to what I said, as if he had just remembered that it was not a matter of not taking retribution because the time had not come yet.

"However, I still want to ask, are you naive? Haven't you noticed that there is something wrong with this little Su Wan?" The fat man took a big sip of water.

Looking at him, if you didn't know him, you would think he was imitating the popular online technique of drinking a bottle of water in three seconds.

Of course, considering the size of the fat man's throat, there is no need to imitate or challenge him. This is his daily routine.

"Problem? What's the problem?" Hearing this word, my brain's automatic thinking program was triggered.

Although my life is very comfortable now, it has not had any effect on the vigilance I have developed over a long period of time.

Of course, this also depends on my habit of thinking from time to time.

"Have you never heard of this saying? If a younger brother doesn't call me a brother, he's a little wild."

I originally thought that the fat man had made some major discovery that I didn't know about, but... as expected, you can't spit out ivory from a pig's mouth.

"What's with that expression on your face, naive?" The fat man turned around and saw me, curling his lips and looking at him with disgust.

That would definitely break the defense.

"Expression? No expression at all." I pretended to be clueless and looked up at the sky.

"Oh my, it's a nice day..."

"I am a big man, not a small man like you. Please answer the question quickly."

"I don't know where you get all these weird quotes. Our Fatty may be middle-aged, but he's young at heart."

"Go away." The fat man quickly slapped my hand off his shoulder.

"Mute the mic. I'd better go set up the tent with Su Wan."

So, what happened was that I was sitting alone on the lounge chair that Su Wan brought, drinking a drink, basking in the sun, and watching them work hard.

How could I not have heard what the fat man just said?

It was Su Wan who told me this at the beginning.

It's just that the timing was not right. This guy made up his mind and knew how to do it. I didn't have the time or energy to think about it or reply.

I secretly said out what was hidden in my heart.

The mind is really wild.

I never called him brother. At the beginning, whenever we were not communicating face to face, he would just call me Wuxie.

Later, he followed the blind man to become his disciple. He became much more honest and obedient, and even called him "senior brother".

However, I was keenly aware at the time that when this kid sometimes called me "senior brother", the tone of his voice was clearly wrong.

Of course, at that time, no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't figure out what was wrong.

Now, let’s look back.

I just realized that this kid Su Wan is really a bad guy.

He looks like an honest little white rabbit, but actually, I don’t want to say what’s going on inside.

The boy is smart and knows what to say and when.

When that time comes, all the words that you don’t usually hear will be said out loud.

When I first noticed this kid's behavior, I was thinking about regaining some of my dignity as an elder.

Let Su Wan call Wu Teacher, or if that doesn’t work, calling him Brother is fine.

Who am I? I am innocent. Once I say this, how can Su Wan not say it?

It’s just that the way it was said, I don’t want to recall it.

Thinking of this, I looked at Su Wan who clapped his hands after setting up the tent, and sighed softly.

"Alas, it's really wild for a younger generation not to call me brother."

"Brother! The sun is so hot, let's go sit over there." Su Wan smiled brightly and ran towards me.

I was dazzled by his smile. Look, look.

This is usually very nice and cheerful.

"Yeah, okay." I nodded and stood up.

Su Wan smiled and approached me. "I heard that Senior Brother has a new lover outside?"

When I heard this, my heart skipped a beat.

Turning around, he looked at Su Wan, whose smile was even brighter.

It’s over... Karma, karma.

Fatty, when you go to bed tonight, it’s best to keep one eye open and stand guard.

"It's all a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, the fat guy was just joking." I shook my head.

"Yeah, I know I was joking." Su Wan nodded obediently.

Hearing the word "brother", my heart sank.

There should be another explanation for that saying: If the younger brother doesn't call you brother, he's a bit wild, and if he calls you brother, he's doomed.