After waking up from tomb raiding, my brothers all fell in love with me

I sat on the recliner and looked out the door, always feeling like something was missing.

I mentioned this to Fatty before, "What's missing? Why don't you pick up your old ancestral trade?"

After hearing this, I glanced at the fat man and asked, "How many dogs do you want me to raise?"

"Well, didn't you say there was something missing? There are so many people in this yard, so there must be no shortage of people. There are also a lot of flowers and plants.

With the little brother's chicken, and your little dog, isn't that just right! "The fat man became more and more excited as he spoke. Seeing him like that, he thought it was very good before I said anything.

I almost brought back two dogs.

"Forget it, the chicks are enough." I smacked my lips.

It's not like I haven't thought about this before. As for my family's ancestral legacy of raising dogs, although I haven't learned it from my grandfather, I have been influenced by it since I was a child, and I have some self-taught abilities.

This thing is quite talented, not to mention the dogs at home, all of which I haven't communicated with.

Don’t even mention some of the dogs we have now, they’ve grown up smelling my scent, to be honest.

I wanted a dog, and it was a no-brainer.

That's why this matter was not put on the agenda.

Just like what Fatty said, there are actually a lot of things at home, so if you really want to say there is anything missing, then there is.

This is what I think of sometimes when I sit here and feel bored.

In addition to this, this is also the direct reason why I have no plans now.

I suspect that Hei Xiazi has some special hobbies in dogs.

How can I say this? It's too early and there is too much evidence to use.

Hei Xia Zi is a bit of a jerk. When I first met him, I just thought he was pretentious. He acted like he knew everything but just wouldn't say it. He wanted you to ask him with a strong desire to know.

He will reveal what he knows.

At that time, my impression of him was limited to his pretense of words.

Later, when we got to know each other better, I discovered that this person was also very ungrateful.

Maybe because he saw that I was familiar with him, he started to put his arm around my shoulder.

Not only that, if it were just that, I wouldn't remember much about it. He seemed to have a kind of obsessive purposefulness about my brain.

I like to touch it when I am happy, and I also like to touch it when I am unhappy.

Touch it when everything is fine, and touch it even more when something is wrong.

It was euphemistically called a "celebration of survival."

I was also confused and resistant at the beginning, but as time went on and more times happened, I calmed down and thought, just let me touch you, I have a lot of hair anyway, so I'm not afraid of you touching me a few times.

Actually, you know what, I've also wondered if this blind man was jealous of my thick hair.

However, as soon as this thought came to his mind, he was stopped by the thick short hair on Hei Xia Zi's head.

As for Hei Xia Zi, he is jealous of my hair, but forget it.

Why, I said he had some special hobbies in this regard of dogs.

That's because I found that his hand really deserved a beating.

Not only does he rub and touch my hair, he also rubs my chin with his hands.

"You're just like teasing a dog..." When I saw him doing this, I said to him and wanted to slap his hand away.

But, right after it was over, I lay in bed and felt really exhausted.

I just can't figure it out. They were obviously done together, the only difference is that one is above and the other is below.

How can he still act like nothing happened and make such provocative moves?

"Tease the dog? There's no difference. It's just teasing a puppy like you." The black bear listened to what I said and seemed to be unable to hold back his laughter. As he laughed, he leaned over and leaned on my neck.

I listened to his slightly panting voice, "How is it? Is my technique comfortable? If it is, then reward me and do it again."

.....! ? ? ! ! You black blind bastard!

I have no strength left. I am like meat on the chopping board, and it is almost done for.

Because of this incident, I felt very upset and I felt that Hei Xia Zi really had some special hobbies.

Just because we live in a society ruled by law doesn't mean we can only resort to these petty tricks.

I thought that for what he had done before, let alone a life sentence, several lifetimes would be enough.

I was not convinced, so I thought about running away from home when the next black bear came.

Let him not even fart.

Haha, he is my master. According to his words, "If I don't even know what you are thinking, then I am useless as your master."

I was speechless, thinking to myself, you're doing this again, right? You're starting over again, pretending again.

"Then you should say so."

"I heard from Fatty that you want to raise a dog, why don't you do it?" Hei Xia Zi didn't answer my question and changed the topic to me.

I knew it in my heart, I knew it would be like this, "Why don't you raise it? You don't even know it. Looking at your behavior, I'm afraid you'll kill my dog."

People who ask questions even though they already know the answer are the most shameless, especially Hei Xiazi.

"Huh, me? Why would I harm your dog?" Hei Xiazi rested his head on my shoulder, and his laughter went straight into my ears, making me numb.

"Next time, I'll definitely tell you next time."

When I was about to open my mouth to speak, Hei Xia Zi suddenly spoke, as if he knew what I wanted to say.

Here we go again, next time.

He also wanted me to wait for him with a strong desire for knowledge.

He did it on purpose, knowing that I was curious. He won't do it the same way next time.

As for what I want to know, I don't need to ask.

As Hei Xia Zi himself said, if a teacher doesn't even know what I am thinking, then his role as a teacher is in vain.

I'm not sure about other things, but this one about him.

I'm sure he already knew it.

Even when he did this to me for the first time, I knew this time, this day would come.

When I asked him for an answer.

Many times, curiosity is the driving force that drives me to explore, and this time is no exception.

Today we are at the Black Bear again.

You must take a shower before doing this kind of thing.

Cleanliness is still very important. Hei Xia Zi jokingly called it a necessary operation before serving the little emperor.

"Well, I have to wash myself and smell good, so that the emperor will agree to let me sleep with him." Hei Xiazi had a loose bath towel hanging on his lower body, which seemed like it would fall off automatically in the next second if he took another step.

"How did you tie this bath towel?" I looked at the cloth draped over Hei Xia Zi's butt and didn't quite understand.

It's just like the black bear, not only is it loose, but it's also very short.

There's no way it could be covered, given its size.

It's not a bath towel, to be precise, it's just the size of a face towel.

"Isn't this a little fun?"

I listened to what Hei Xia Zi said and chuckled in my heart. I don’t think you are the only one who needs these tedious steps.

It's ready to eat right out of the bag, right?

Black Bear has mastered many little tricks in this regard, but he also does not forget to work hard.

Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't have the energy to pursue my curiosity.

Today is a little different. Hei Xia Zi is deliberately dawdling, waiting for me to ask him.

I've been wanting to know the answer for a long time, and I can't stand this little bit of time. "Blind man, do you have some special quirks?!"

"Hmm? What do you mean?" Hei Xia Zi said with a laugh.

"What else can I say? Think about your hands, always touching and kneading, just like petting a dog. Now, your chin is also here. Tell me, are you a dog fetishist?!"

When it comes to this, I just blurt out everything at once and enumerate the major sins that Hei Xia Zi has committed in this regard.

Hei Xia Zi was silent for a while, and this time the silence was very obvious because he just stopped moving.

I couldn't help it, so I kicked him directly. If he didn't move, I'd leave.

"Hey! I am a dog fetish." Hei Xia Zi seemed to react, pulled my shoulder and continued.

"....You really have it!?" I was stunned. I didn't expect Hei Xia Zi to say it so directly.

You said these three words so fluently! ! ? ?

Now it was my turn to get the answer, and I was shocked.

"Yes, I have a dog fetish, but not that dog."

"What kind of dog is that...?" I asked subconsciously. Hearing these three words from Hei Xia Zi's mouth was quite shocking.

Although I have experienced many ups and downs, this incident cannot be compared with them and should be counted separately.

After hearing Hei Xia Zi's answer, the shock in my heart disappeared in an instant.

Are you trying to play tricks on me, kid?

"Hey, didn't you notice? I only treat you like this. How could I treat other dogs like this?

Don't wrongly accuse your master, I am very loyal.

Dog lovers are dog lovers, but they only love dogs without puppies.”

Before I could say anything, I heard Hei Xia Zi saying...disgusting and corny words in a hoarse voice.

I couldn't stand it anymore, so I kicked Hei Xia Zi down with a thud.

I really tried my best this time. I owe you so much, Hei Xia Zi.

This time I really couldn't help it.

"Oh my! Wuxie, are you going to murder your husband?!" Hei Xiazi squatted on the ground with his hands on his shoulders.

"You're still obsessed with dogs? I'll blow your dog's head off!"

I was also a talkative person and shouldn't have asked him this question.

It's obvious that both of them know the truth. They are so old, yet they still play this game.

The black bear calls it a little fun.