After waking up from tomb raiding, my brothers all fell in love with me

Wha…what!!??

No, brother, listen to what you are saying, is that human language? ! ! ? ? ?

Wuxie stared at the Doberman next to him - Li Cu - in amazement.

Even though you have turned into a dog, you shouldn't say such inappropriate things that even a dog would say.

"Woof? Woof?"

"What did you say? I... am pregnant..." Wuxie was completely unable to utter those two words. He couldn't imagine these two words being related to Wuxie himself.

Damn it! Don’t turn into a dog and stop talking like a human.

“Woof woof woof!? Woof woof woof woof!!”

"What else are you talking about? Wuxie, don't you have any idea in your heart? It's been so long!" Li Cu looked at Wuxie's unbelievable expression. If someone didn't know, he would have thought that this was the first day Wuxie knew she was pregnant.

I'm not a human anymore, but you guys are real dogs, Matchmaker Cupid...

Wuxie habitually wanted to raise his hand to support his forehead.

It wasn’t long enough, and could only barely touch his mouth...Wu Xie looked down at his current puppy paw.

"Woof woof woof, woof woof woof."

"No, can we talk some... bullshit? Me!? Pregnant? Isn't this a diseased thing for Chunchun!? I'm a man!!"

Wuxie couldn't bear it, but as long as he knew it was a dream, he could calm down for the time being.

Putting aside the different breeds of dogs and all that, he's a male! ?

Even if he is a pervert, there is no need to be so perverted as to change his gender...

Wuxie felt a little insecure when he thought about this.

He lowered his head and wanted to take a look at his own place.

Phew, it’s okay, it’s still here.

"Wang Wang Wang! Wang Wang Wang!"

"Of course you are a male! If you are not a male, you can't get pregnant!" Li Cu's words were like bombs, constantly giving Wuxie critical strikes.

What we mean is, if you can’t speak, you don’t have to speak.

"Wang Wang Wang Wang."

"Listen to yourself, are you still talking nonsense..." Wuxie closed his eyes. This kid Li Cu really speaks without thinking.

“Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof!!!”

"Wuxie! Look at yourself! And you're still talking about me? You're really sick!" Li Cu listened and felt that Wuxie had taken advantage of his kindness. He cared about him so much, but in the end, he said that what he said was not nonsense.

"Woof..." Su Wan stood beside Li Cu and murmured softly, as a comfort.

"Wang Wang Wang."

"Wuxie, come back with us." Zhang Qiling took a step closer to Wuxie.

"Woof woof woof, woof woof woof."

"No, can you explain things clearly? What you said has left me confused." Although Wuxie said this, he also had some understanding of this matter that refreshed his three views and shocked him.

After all, this is a dream. What is impossible in a dream?

"Woof woof woof, woof."

"Wu Xie, go back first. I'll explain it to you while we're walking." Xie Yuchen said.

Wuxie looked at the Border Collie version of Jie Yuchen and nodded. In this kind of matter, using force would have no effect on Wuxie.

Wuxie is the type who responds to soft words but not to tough ones. If you are tough, Wuxie can be tougher than you.

"Wang Wang Wang."

"My dear disciple, how about I carry you on my back?" Hei Xiazi walked beside Wuxie, grinning happily.

"Wang."

"Okay." Wuxie was eager to do so. Even though there weren't any obstacles, walking on four legs was just too weird!

At this moment, Wuxie was more certain of the answer - this dream was written by Cupid, the matchmaker.

After all, this kind of immersive experience is not something that can be found in ordinary dreams.

This was a pleasant surprise for Hei Xia Zi. He didn't expect Wu Xie to actually agree.

Watching Hei Xia Zi squatting down, Wu Xie raised his front legs and jumped lightly onto Hei Xia Zi's back.

Damn it, Wuxie looked at the perspective from this height, there is no harm without comparison.

If he could meet Yue Lao, Wu Xie guaranteed that he would scold him eight hundred times without any hesitation.

What is going on!!!!?

Not to mention the black bear, the young man is even more majestic, and there is also the fat man and the Chow Chow!

"Woof woof woof. Woof woof."

"Tian Zhen, you should have told me earlier. I'll carry you on my back. I'm much more comfortable than Hei Xia Zi." The fat man was trying to ease the atmosphere. Wu Xie had sneaked out, and everyone was in a very low mood before they found him.

Fortunately, everyone was quite good at controlling their emotions, and they immediately recovered when they saw Wuxie.

The fat man also breathed a sigh of relief. Tian Zhen is no longer the same as before. He still has the money on him, so he has to be extra careful.

"Wang Wang."

"Next time." Wuxie looked at the fat man's furry appearance and felt a little itchy in his heart. He wanted to touch it, but the current conditions limited him.

Dog paws, what to do.

"Woof woof woof, woof woof."

"So what's the matter with what was said just now?" Wuxie didn't want to care about it anymore. He hoped that something would happen right now so that he could wake up.

Since I can't wake up for a while, I have to continue dreaming.

Pregnant? These two words were shocking to him.

If she is really pregnant, whose baby is it?

Little brother? Little Flower? The blind man? The two little brats next to him, or...

Wuxie stopped his thoughts that were about to get out of control.

What are you thinking about! It's just a dream, don't take it seriously.

“Woof woof woof, woof woof, woof woof woof, woof woof woof.”

"Wu Xie, you are pregnant. You have been in a coma for a while now, so we went to your clan to look for your second and third uncles.

Your ancestors also had this situation, but the probability is very small, and we are also... very surprised."

Xie Yuchen explained to Wuxie.

The probability is very small...and he fell on him! ! ? ?

And his second and third uncles!? What the hell, they even have scenes in this!?

Are you going to create a dog world?!

What the hell are you thinking!? What kind of evil hobby is this!?

Xie Yuchen looked at Wuxie, who seemed to be lying on the back of Hei Xiazi, looking wilted.

"Woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof."

"Naive! What we're saying is that even though this is... surprising... you still need to take care of your body, right? Your health is the most important thing."

The fat man was also very worried. Seeing that Wuxie was not in a good state, he hurriedly spoke to comfort her.

"Wang Wang."

"Haha." Wuxie really felt that it was magical. It was just a dream, so don't take it seriously. If you take it seriously, Wuxie would start to doubt whether there was something wrong with his brain.

The big joke of slipping the world.

He has no shame at all.

Wuxie lay on Hei Xia Zi's body, and as if to take care of the special dog warrior, all the dogs slowed down.

You know what, it’s really comfortable to lie on this fur.

Combined with the very even speed, the whole state is very suitable for falling asleep.

He fell asleep again in his dream. It was not Wuxie's intention, but the sleepiness came inexplicably. In the last second, Wuxie was cursing Yue Lao and Cupid in his heart, but the next second, he was overwhelmed by sleepiness.

It felt like if I didn’t close my eyes and sleep, I would die.

Wuxie understood it the second before he fell asleep. You're watching, right?

We have to go through the process, right?

Once again, before I even opened my eyes, I smelled a strong smell that I couldn't describe.

There was a strong smell of wood, mixed with the smell of blood.

For Wuxie, who is still in the form of a dog, it is as easy as pie to distinguish the contents of this smell.

After smelling the scent and carefully distinguishing it, Wuxie suddenly felt something was wrong.

Damn it!

"Wang Wang Wang! Wang Wang Wang!"

"Oh! Tian Zhen, you finally woke up! Look at the puppies you just gave birth to!" The fat man's exclamation appeared in Wu Xie's ears.

The thunder rumbled from the sky, almost killing Wuxie.

Having said that, he now wishes he were deaf.

He wants to play dead, no, let him die now.

.....Why hasn’t this dream ended yet! !? ?

"Woof woof woof?"

"Tian Zhen? What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?" The fat man looked at Wu Xie with concern as he closed his eyes and looked a little painful.

"Wang."

"wanna die."

"Woof! Woof woof woof, woof woof woof."

"What nonsense are you talking about! Open your eyes and look at how much these look like my brother and the others. Each one looks different. You can tell who they belong to at a glance."

The fat man's happy tone didn't sound fake, and what he said was so embarrassing that Wuxie felt like he could dig out a five-story villa with his dog paws right now.

After hearing this, I thought that since I was already here and it was already like this, how much worse could it be? It would be a shame not to take a look.

Wuxie opened his eyes and saw the puppies lying in a row beside him.

.....

The fat man was right.

At first glance, no matter who it belongs to, there is no need to take a second look.

Brother's, Xiaohua's, the blind man's, Li Cu's, Su Wan's...

Oh my god! Is he that fertile?! One, two, three, four, five babies per litter, right?!

I might as well die...I can't continue this dream. Just thinking about myself becoming a father without any pain, and giving birth to my own child, makes Wuxie have a heart attack.

In other words, even though they are mammals, they don't have to be so fertile, right?

Speaking of this, shouldn't he thank Yue Lao for not turning him into a chicken and laying one, two, three, four, or five eggs?

Damn it! If possible, he wanted to die with Yue Lao and Cupid.

I can go to hell!!!