After waking up from tomb raiding, my brothers all fell in love with me

Even though this dream event caused by personal red line issues has ended for a long time, Wuxie still finds it absurd when he thinks about it now.

Even if this were set in a novel, Wu Xie would despise it as nonsense. How could it really happen in real life? And to him?

In fact, rather than thinking that this was caused by his own slow reaction time in matters of the heart, Wuxie would rather accept that this was caused by hallucinations caused by food poisoning.

Don’t even think about it, I dare not even think about it.

It is acceptable to tell others about the hallucinations caused by poisoning. After all, there are those poisonous mushrooms that are circulated on the Internet, with white and red stems, which will make you lie down on the ground after eating them.

This is still feasible.

When he heard the words "lying on a board", Wuxie thought of the scene where a group of them were lying on stretchers and being taken away by ambulances one by one.

If it were him, the fat guy, this scenario would be somewhat possible.

But if you say that Brother Xiaohua, Hei Xiazi and the others were lying on stretchers and taken away by an ambulance, that would be too bold.

Wuxie shook his head and decided to give up. He decided to accept the fact that his extraordinary level of stupidity led to this absurd dream of having a red thread.

What he was thinking just now was terrifying.

If I tell anyone about this, I’ll be laughed to death by the fat guys.

It was almost a subconscious reaction, and the fat man's laughing face instantly appeared in my mind.

Before this, Fatty had discussed this dream with him.

Maybe it was because of the different perspective in the dream, from the end of the dream until now Wuxie has already tacitly accepted his relationship with everyone.

Only Fatty had discussed this dream with him.

It's funny to say, the fat man didn't recover his memory when he was in the dream, but after returning to reality, those memories were intact.

The fat man accepted the extra memories in his mind with curiosity.

It was so amazing. When the fat man saw Wuxie had woken up, he looked at Wuxie lying on the bed with a look of surprise and said, "Oh my god! Naive! You have no idea what popped up in my mind out of thin air!!"

Damn it! Could it be that this world finally knows that I, Fatty, am the protagonist? This is a hint from me!

It felt like my soul was flying out on its own to explore."

"Well, you are the protagonist. If you are not the protagonist, how can you have this dream?" Wuxie opened his eyes and saw the fat man's big face.

Fortunately, through his many previous adventures and training experiences, Wuxie has accepted and gotten used to the high probability of seeing a fat face after opening his eyes.

"Ahem, well, naive, I realize I said this too early. If we're talking about the protagonist, it has to be you.

"Innocent little comrade, you're still the best in this respect. I, Fatty, will have to take second place for now."

Perhaps because he had never experienced this before, the fat man's memory recovery was the best after the dream ended.

Accepted quickly.

The fat man smiled brightly, and looked a little weak lying on the hospital bed, but in fact his brain had just restarted and was as innocent as paste.

There was much more to say, but before he could finish, the fat man was pushed down by the crowd of people who had just woken up.

The fat man looked at the people standing in one, two, and three rows in front of him.

He is indeed the protagonist. If divided into two factions, Fatty is definitely the exclusive protagonist of the innocent and pure brotherhood camp.

"Hey, what are you doing, naive? You're looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. Are you thinking about life or trying to stop the tears from falling?"

The fat man walked out from the living room and saw Wuxie sitting in the lounge chair in the yard at a glance.

"I am indeed thinking about life, but I am not thinking about my life." Wuxie turned his head and glanced at the fat man who was self-reliant and moved the bench that Wuxie had eliminated.

"What's up? You, a top student at Z University, are planning to switch careers and explore the philosophy of life? Fortune-telling?"

"...If you want, I don't mind calculating it for you."

"Are you serious? Or are you learning it secretly from us?" The fat man looked at Wuxie in surprise.

"You said it yourself, if I don't show it to you, I will be at a loss." Wuxie adheres to the principle of talking big for free.

"How about it, Fat Boss, do you want to come over? You must pay."

"As a law-abiding citizen, I suggest you share this on your Moments so that everyone can participate in this good cause."

The fat man looked at Wuxie's normal expression and knew what was going on.

He didn't know whether Wuxie had learned something secretly, but the fat man could still give credit to his ability to run a train.

After all, after so many years of getting along, Wuxie has also learned the fat man's verbal skills.

"You are not allowed to ask for money?" Wuxie listened to the fat man's words and imagined the consequences of posting on his Moments.

You may not even need to count, as there will be several transfers coming in.

That would be too boring.

At this point, this matter is no longer just empty talk, but a comprehensive test of Wuxie's feelings towards his good "brothers".

"It doesn't cost any money if it's approved. Just consider it a test of your learning achievements. High-end intellectuals like you, after completing your studies, should do something to give back to the people."

The fat man kept calling Wu Xie "intellectuals", and Wu Xie inexplicably felt a hostility towards knowledge, or perhaps the fat man did it on purpose.

"Get lost! Stop calling me an intellectual. It makes you sound like a reactionary." Wuxie said disdainfully, "Knowledge is power."

"Comrade Tian Zhen is right. Knowledge is power. These days, people who study architecture go tomb raiding, and people who study philosophy and psychology go fortune-telling. This is a kind of career match to some extent."

The fat man continued in a sly voice, "Posted it on WeChat Moments? Let me comment."

Wuxie thought this was a good way to entertain everyone together, since everyone would like his posts on WeChat Moments anyway.

[Wu Xie: I can tell what kind of person you are without your birth date. The first five comments are free.]

"Let's not tell fortunes, let's be more materialistic and scientific." Wuxie would never say that he just wanted to try a simpler method.

“No charge for the first five comments?” The fat man liked Wuxie’s circle of friends. Although it was at the right time, there were already a few people who liked it before him.

Young brother, Li Cu, Su Wan, Liu Sang.

".....They must have some cheats... How come he's so fast this time!?" The fat man's face was full of disbelief.

"Maybe it was just a coincidence? I was browsing my phone and saw it?" Wuxie was also shocked seeing the speed was so fast.

"Maybe." The fat man had just said a few words when someone commented.

【Young man: Innocent.】

Wuxie replied to the boy: "You are a handsome guy."

"It's starting already?" The fat man was shocked by the speed and didn't react for a while.

"Of course, just read the comments."

[Li Cu: Hey, you're still included? I didn't realize you, Wuxie, were capable of this. You're quite impressive.]

Wuxie replied to Li Cu: If you want to watch, go ahead. If not, get lost.

Li Cu replied to Wu Xie: Of course I have to watch it. I have to participate if you say so (I love you)

"I didn't realize it before, but Li Cu is such a cheesy guy." The fat man looked at the comments and felt like his heart was covered with lard, sticky and greasy, making him want to vomit.

"If I could do it again, I still hope he can stick to his original way of speaking."

"Isn't this the burden of love? Hehe, naive, you have to learn to accept it." The fat man said happily.

Wuxie replied to Li Cu: You are a very ambitious young man.

Wuxie thought about how to respond to Li Cu in a perfunctory manner without appearing perfunctory.

【Li Cu: I love you. Wait for me to come back in two days.】

【Su Wan: Senior brother, are you looking at me? 】

Wuxie replied to Su Wan: You are a good child who drinks water when you are thirsty.

【Su Wan: Thank you, Senior Brother, it’s very accurate.】

"Tian Zhen, does this count as blackmail?" The fat man raised his eyes and saw the chat box between Wu Xie and Su Wan on his phone.

Su Wan's transfer appeared in such a striking color in front of the fat man's eyes.

"Hehe, this is a mutual agreement, a voluntary gift, see?" Wuxie put the phone in front of the fat man's face.

[Fatty: Look at me, naive.] Fatty is asking for trouble. Single guys can't compare.

Wuxie replied to the fat man: You are a person who eats when you are hungry.

Fatty: ...

Xiaohua: What about me?

Wuxie replied to Xiaohua: You are the God of Wealth.

Fatty: ...

"Tian Zhen, you are so biased that it will easily arouse public anger."

Wu Xie listened to this without even looking up. "If you mean that I clung to the God of Wealth for our beautiful and happy life."

"....." The fat man had nothing to say. He was looking forward to it. In the past, he used to worry about what to do with the huge amount of money they owed.

Fortunately, Wuxie paid off his debts and got together with the God of Wealth. With one man's help, the fat man ascended to heaven.

【Xiaohua replied to Wuxie: I'll go back tomorrow.】

[Black Blind Man: Hehe, good disciple, look at Master.]

Wuxie replied to Hei Xiazi: You are the sixth one, so you have to pay.

[Hei Xia Zi replied to Wu Xie: Sorry, I made a comment by mistake, please don't reply.]

[Black Blind Man replied to Fatty: You're right here, what are you commenting about? You're just occupying the toilet without doing anything.]

【Fatty: The sixth one, give me money.】

"I strongly suggest that Hei Xia Zi be banished to the cold palace for the next few days!" The fat man took full advantage of his good position and began to whisper in Wu Xie's ear.

"Do you know what you look like right now?" Wuxie found it funny to see the fat man like this.

"what?"

"The chief eunuch beside the emperor."

"...You are the eunuch."