After waking up from tomb raiding, my brothers all fell in love with me

"What are you two talking about? What intelligence, what demon, what wisdom, what injury, what are all these things?

"Is it possible to talk about something I can understand?" Cupid sat on the side, holding the teacup that Yue Lao had stuffed into his hand, and watched in confusion as Wu Xie and Yue Lao played each other with riddles that he couldn't understand.

"...Drink your tea." Yue Lao paused and looked back at Cupid who was indeed feeling a little depressed.

"Oh, right! You know me, but do you know him?" Cupid thought for a moment. He had asked himself just now, so he would ask Yue Lao.

Cupid didn't know why he was thinking this, but he just felt like he wasn't getting along.

Seeing Wuxie and Yue Lao chatting so happily, he couldn't get a word in. Humph! It was very annoying.

".....Do you really want to know?" Wuxie paused as he brought the teacup close to his lips, then looked up at Cupid.

"What are you talking about? Since I asked, I must want to know!" Cupid and Wuxie looked at each other. Inexplicably, Wuxie's eyes made Cupid feel an indescribable guilty feeling.

Feeling guilty about something is naturally what he really thinks in his heart.

Cupid thought that Wuxie might know some magic, otherwise why would this look make him feel helpless as if his thoughts were completely seen through by him.

"Well, I'm worried that you have other intentions." Wuxie nodded, picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea.

"Hehe! I didn't, don't talk nonsense!" Cupid understood the meaning of this sentence. Sure enough, his idea just now was correct, as smart as he was.

Such a Wuxie is not to be trifled with, it's too dangerous.

Cupid was worried that if Wuxie said anything more, his thoughts would be exposed.

Cupid couldn't accept this happening and spoke up immediately.

"Cupid." Yue Lao now looked like a parent watching over his own furry child, very worried, looking at Cupid who was so lively and active.

“Finally you’re asking, and I’m answering, it’s so boring.

If you want to know... come and exchange." Wu Xie put the empty teacup in front of him and looked at Cupid, but he was really speaking to Yue Lao.

Since she appeared in his dream again, something must be wrong. The innocent barefoot are not afraid of those who wear shoes.

They have created this dream world, so what is there to worry about? Our strength is not even on the same level.

"Okay, you say." Yue Lao used magic to refill Wu Xie's teacup with tea.

"The reason why you created this dream world, the purpose, and the result you want." Wuxie went straight to the point.

In this matter, Wuxie seemed to be at a disadvantage, and all of them were fooled around in this dream world.

But the fact that he could see Yue Lao proves it.

This is the extent to which he can intervene in this matter. The rest depends on him.

As long as you have something to ask for, the scales will not be too biased.

Yue Lao heard what he expected, which was Wu Xie's style. He smiled and nodded, "Well, this is your style."

"You understand me very well?" Upon hearing this, Wuxie felt a little unhappy.

"The reason, however, is because of my year-end KPI. It can be said that my last few pairs this year are all on you.

I've known about your situation beforehand, and I've come up with a lot of solutions for you at the beginning of the year, but..."

When Yue Lao said that Wu Xie was not a bit wooden, the smile he had been maintaining for a long time almost couldn't be suppressed.

"But you are just a thousand-year-old piece of wood!!" Cupid next to him spoke up to help Yue Lao say what he didn't say.

"......" Wuxie had no way to refute what was said. On second thought, it seemed to be true.

"So, you created this dream just to bring us together?" Wuxie took a deep breath and accepted the fact.

"Well! That's right! I really have no idea what to do. I can't intervene directly, so I can only use this method to persuade you." Yue Lao said helplessly, and spread his hands. He really had no idea what to do. If he had some skills, he wouldn't have to spend so much effort.

"This is your purpose... Forget it, you don't have to tell me the result, I know it..." Wuxie was really having a headache at this moment.

What the hell is going on?!

"No, are you so short of the few people here? Does heaven have KPIs these days? There are so many men and women out there, why don't you go check out the others?

You don't have to hang yourself here, do you?!" To be honest, when Wu Xie heard the word "KPI" from Yue Lao's mouth just now, he almost couldn't hold it in.

There is no need for heaven to keep up with the times. Look at what the gods have become.

"Ahem, there's nothing we can do about it. You should know from reading the news that the market for men and women has been a bit difficult in recent years.

What's more, I prepared this for you a few years ago!!! It's a big order, a big order!!!" Yue Lao was furious. He would never allow Wu Xie to say such self-deprecating words.

What do you mean by “several”?! This is a huge list!

So many people! He's done it! This year's Outstanding Employee of Heavenly Palace is definitely him!

".....What do you mean by starting preparations a few years ago?"

Congratulations, young man, you have discovered the key point.

"Ahem, you have to know that I am the matchmaker, and I can see the red thread of love between you.

Ever since you were little, I noticed the red line between you and that kid from the Jie family, but you were too young at the time and it was very faint.

The next part is about you and that guy Zhang. Wow, it's amazing! They were so attracted to each other, and the look in their eyes that developed afterwards, I've never seen two people so attracted to each other!

There are not only the two of them, but also the one wearing sunglasses, the one who doesn't tell the truth, and the guy next to him, who pretends to be a fan of the young man from the Zhang family, and the other two who are from the young man's family.

Tsk tsk tsk, with this amount and quality!!! If I don’t catch you, who else am I going to catch!!!”

When Yue Lao talked about the red thread, he became excited. The red thread tangled around Wu Xie's body was too wonderful.

"A lot, very red?" Wu Xie listened to Yue Lao talking so excitedly, his ears turned red, and he lowered his head to look around his body.

"A lot! It's so red!! You can't see it, I'm the only one who can see it."

Yue Lao was quite excited. He stood up while talking and walked around Wu Xie.

"I see that you've almost accepted this dream, so I'll enter your dream..."

"I want to give me some final advice." Wuxie looked up at Yue Lao. At this moment, Yue Lao had taken off his intimidating disguise and still looked pleasing to the eye.

Wuxie is the same, he hates people who pretend to be cool.

"Oh! That's right! That's what I mean!" Yue Lao nodded.

But looking at Wuxie's current appearance, he doesn't look like he still needs his guidance.

As his number one KPI contributor, Yue Lao is also very concerned about Wuxie and what Wuxie has done over the years.

The previous words were sincere praise, and he was also a little worried that he would not be able to give any guidance and would be led astray.

"Haha, I really didn't expect that you guys in heaven are also keeping up with the times. You have all these KPIs and stuff." Wuxie was ashamed. It's true that you don't learn from the good things but learn from the bad things. Even after becoming a god, you still have to have an annual assessment.

It's really killing me.

Wuxie felt at this moment that this might as well be a dream. It was ridiculous, too ridiculous.

"Then you...?" Yue Lao looked at Wuxie's reaction, reached out, picked up the teacup and handed it to Wuxie.

Wuxie took the teacup and looked at Yue Lao.

"I've said before, now that I understand everything, there will only be one outcome if the current situation continues.

Come to think of it, I have to thank you for this dream."

Wuxie smiled, his words were already too obvious.

“!!!! Great!” Yue Lao was ecstatic.

"By the way, after waking up, will your memory be as fuzzy as last time?"

"Well, I will. But if you don't want that, you don't have to be vague." After hearing Wuxie's affirmative answer, Yue Lao had absolutely no objection to whatever Wuxie said or did.

"No need, let it be as it is."

"Is this dream about to end?" Wuxie shook his head. His memory of this dream world was quite beautiful.

He had experienced so much and so much in these years that he almost forgot those memories from his youth when he was young.

One cannot have both youth and the understanding of youth.

But the current Wuxie has neither, and the appearance of this memory just fills the gap.

So, he has to thank Yue Lao for this dream.

That's what he thought.