After waking up from tomb raiding, my brothers all fell in love with me

The fat man felt that he was courting death to some extent, unable to advance or retreat.

There is the big mountain of Zhang Qiling in front and the small mountain of Wuxie behind.

The fat man felt a little guilty and was restless. He thought that if he ran over to find Wuxie and knelt down on the spot, maybe there would still be a glimmer of hope?

Fatty: "Naive! If I tell you that everything happens for a reason, would you believe me..."

The fat man was telling the truth, but now that he was sending it to Wuxie, it was obviously a bit of hindsight.

I feel a little annoyed and scratching my head.

Wuxie: "Fatty! If I trust you again, I'll be a dog!!!"

Wuxie was furious when he saw the message sent by Fatty, thinking about how Fatty was showing off in the group just now.

It's just unpleasant to watch.

Fatty: "Really? I lied to you! I'm a dog! An innocent dog!"

Fatty: "Actually, I was trying to protect you, Tian Zhen!"

Wuxie: "Fuck you! Why don't you just say I told you to tell others!"

Wu Xie found it ridiculous. The fat guy really had nowhere to blame! He blamed himself, and before he could even react, the fat guy had already taken the initiative!

[Fatty: "Really! I am explaining this to you very sincerely now! You know that the young man was right next to me at the time. He had sharp eyes and could tell at a glance that something was wrong between us.

The young man asked me, can I still lie to him? ”】

Fatty: "You don't know, I was sweating profusely at that moment. Hearing that question from you, my mind has never raced so fast before."

Fatty: "I'm just trying to find an excuse for you!"

Wuxie looked at the messages that popped up one by one from Fatty. The credibility was 0 before, but now it can barely be 40.

Wuxie: "What did the guy ask you? So many excuses! Why did you have to find this one? Besides! Didn't I tell you not to tell anyone before?

God knows, the earth knows, you know, and I know! Now it’s okay, the little brother just gave me the milk.

It is said that drinking milk can calm the mind and reduce dreaming. ”

The fat man explained it, but Wuxie was still angry.

He was indirectly socially dead. Wuxie felt that he was a pervert who couldn't hold his head up in front of Zhang Qiling.

Who would dare to believe that a straight man would have such a dream! After having such a dream, the person himself even knew about it.

If he doesn't die, who will die?

[Fatty: "Really? Did your fat brother lie to you? The little brother asked me what happened between you and me. You know his aura, so he just looked at you quietly.

Under that kind of gaze, who the hell would dare to tell a lie? I'm sure that if I had just made up an excuse at that time.

One thousand percent! It would be exposed! You have no idea how panicked I was!

Fortunately, I, your fat uncle, am smart enough to compare the pros and cons before and after..."]

Wuxie looked at the fat man's message, speechless and not knowing how to respond to this self-righteous and clever truth.

Wuxie: "So, as a second best option, you told my dream to the young man to cover up the lines on my hand."

[Fatty: "Yeah, still naive and smart."]

.......Wu Xie raised his hand to support his forehead. What the fat man said was the truth and there was indeed a reason for it. This made it impossible for Wu Xie to condemn the fat man's treacherous behavior.

Wuxie: "Which do you think I don't want others to know, my dream or the lines on my hand?"

Only sincerity can defeat sincerity.

【Fat man....】

The fat man didn't answer, but he knew it very well. He thought that he might have just had a brain attack at that time.

Fatty: "Ahem, to be honest, all I could think about at the time was the lines on your wrist..."

Wuxie: "Forget it, forget it. You've already said it. What else can I do?"

I am tired and have no place to vent my anger.

There is a reason why the fat man said that.

Fatty: "Tian Zhen, I'll treat you to dinner tomorrow!"

The fat guy is so embarrassed that he really feels like he was crazy at that time.

Wuxie: "Okay, wait till you treat me to a meal, and I'll give you a good meal."

Fatty: "How can you call me 'Zai'? I'm apologizing to Tian Zhen."

After the two of them said this, the matter was over. The fat man breathed a sigh of relief and looked through the chat records, and suddenly found a highlight.

Fatty: "You're so naive! You said the guy even brought you a cup of hot milk?"

The fat man's gossipy spirit rose again.

Wuxie: "...if you have to fart, do it now."

Fatty: "Nothing, just a little surprised. This guy is so thoughtful. Hot milk~"

Wuxie: "What are you talking about? Isn't my brother always considerate?"

Wuxie didn't understand the inexplicable excitement and surprise in the fat man's words.

Wuxie: "Although he looks cold and doesn't want to be approached by strangers, he's still very considerate. Don't let your imagination run wild again."

[Fatty: "Imagination? How is that possible? If it were someone else, I might do it, but you guys won't."] That's something that doesn't even need to be thought about.

In other words, you, comrade Wu Nai, are still in the dark.

The fat man found it funny that the young man had done it so obviously, but Wuxie didn't react at all and even attributed it all to friendly mutual help between good brothers.

I really don't understand, is Wuxie a straight man with a slight curvature, or is he just a little bit clumsy in the head?

Fatty: "Don't you think this guy's attitude is a little peculiar sometimes? Different from others?"

The fat man didn't give up. He took advantage of the current topic to talk to the young man more and give him some help.

It would have been fine if the fat man hadn't said this, but once he did, Wuxie had something to say.

Wuxie: "Fuck! Fatty, you knew this too!?"

Wuxie looked at the last message sent by Fatty and thought, as expected, with this guy's attitude, it would be very difficult for others not to notice.

Fatty: "I have eyes, alright? You're the only one who can't see this."

Wuxie: "Bullshit! I saw it a long time ago, okay?! This guy's behavior is so obvious, so different from his usual behavior, it's hard not to notice."

Wuxie was dissatisfied and felt that the fat man was obviously looking down on him.

As for matters of the heart, although he had little practical experience, he had never eaten pork, but had he never seen a pig run?!

Theoretical foundation and experience are all easily acquired.

He is so smart, he is very qualified to be a military strategist.

Fatty: "!!!??? What?!??? You said you saw it a long time ago!?? You knew it a long time ago!?"

The fat man looked at his phone and suddenly sat up from the bed.

Looking at the few words Wuxie just sent, these words are nothing, but since they were sent by Wuxie, it is a huge problem.

The fat man thought, if Wuxie really knew, then he and his brother Huaer Xiazi would be a joke...

All the hard work is in vain.

Wuxie: "Don't make such a fuss. This kind of thing is very normal in this day and age."

Fatty: "You don't mind? You think it's normal? You think you can accept it?"

Wuxie: "Of course I can. What's the big deal? What's wrong with boys? If you like someone, then you like them. Why think so much?"

If you think so much, it can still be called love.

I think you, Fatty, have been single for too long and your brain is no longer functioning properly."

Fatty: "..."

Not to mention he's single, he now feels like a complete clown. He's already aware of his naiveté!?? And now they're trying to teach him a lesson??

Fatty: "You're right, but how could I be so pedantic? This is a matter between good brothers."

Even when typing, the fat man felt that he was stuttering and his hands were shaking as he typed.

Wu Xie: "Right, it's all about being good brothers. I didn't expect you to see that too. Now we are comrades on the same front."

For our good brothers, for the little brother and Black Glasses! We must pretend we don't know! Don't put pressure on them. ”]

Wuxie now really thought that the fat man was talking about Zhang Qiling and Hei Xiazi. They were already calling each other comrades and forming a united front.

Fatty.........

I felt like my excited heart was deceived. What are Zhang Qiling and Hei Xiazi? ! ! !

Wuxie! What on earth are you thinking about?!

How did this kind of brain circuit come about?!

The fat man howled to the sky, feeling that his IQ had been trampled upon.