After waking up from tomb raiding, my brothers all fell in love with me

.....Wu Xie looked at the scene which was exactly the same as the previous two times and sighed helplessly.

"Oh, this is really a headache." Wuxie didn't understand why he had such a dream.

Especially when the white light was dazzling just now, the words I heard in my ears were so directed.

Wuxie is hard to ignore. What do you mean by liking someone? Why do you like them?

"Were those words really spoken to me? No, no, no, they were all dreams. Everything in the dream is the opposite."

Wuxie stopped himself from thinking any further. It was too horrible, too horrible.

They are all his good brothers. How can he think of his good brothers like this?

It's really a sin.

Wuxie shook his head and immediately drove away the thought.

When Wuxie was thinking about this, the scene in the dream repeated itself.

"Wu Xie, I..."

"Stop!!!" Wuxie looked at the boy who was walking towards her with a love letter.

Due to the previous two experiences, Wuxie no longer felt embarrassed about digging his toes into the ground.

Wuxie felt that if he wanted to break this cycle, he had to change from the very beginning.

"Classmate, I don't have any plans to fall in love right now. Besides, I'm a straight man and have no interest in this aspect.

Don't waste your time on me, study hard and make progress every day."

Wuxie mumbled a lot of things.

Following the rejection routine, Wuxie told the boy to study hard and patted him on the shoulder with a smile.

"you..."

"Shh, it's getting late, let's go back." Wuxie saw that the boy wanted to say something else, so she put her finger on her mouth, signaling the boy to shut up.

"There are some things I don't want to say a second time." Wuxie was a little annoyed.

The look on his face while he spoke was also very impressive.

"Okay, sorry to bother you." The boy seemed to have never seen Wuxie like this. He was stunned for a moment, nodded timidly, and turned to leave.

Wuxie looked at the boy's back, then turned around and looked around.

"Hiss, according to this time, Black Glasses should have come here a long time ago." Wuxie looked around but did not see the figure of Black Blind Man.

"Well, it seems that this step is right." Wuxie thought.

Judging from the reasons for the previous two recurrences, opening the dormitory door should be the trigger mechanism.

Whether he opens it himself or Hei Xia Zi opens it, it will be triggered.

"But if that's the case, then Black Glasses and Xiaohua are the ones who wanted to take me back, and Li Cu and Su Wan are the ones who tried to stop me?"

Wuxie thought about Li Cu and Su Wan who had appeared in a hurry the previous two times.

"Don't go in... I mean, don't go into the dormitory. What will happen if I go in? Will it keep happening?" Wuxie pondered.

"Hiss, how can I wake up?!" Wuxie was a little annoyed. If it was just a dream like usual, he wouldn't feel anything.

The main thing is that his self-perception is too strong now. If what he experienced was not too absurd, Wuxie would have thought that he was really in the real world.

He felt a little regretful. If he had known earlier, he would not have done this hypnosis.

Isn't this just asking for trouble?

Wuxie stood there. What was going on now? No one came, so he just stopped?

Just stop here?

Wuxie felt a little depressed and looked at the dormitory building in front of him.

"Forget it, let's find a place to sit." Wuxie didn't plan to go in. If he went in, it would mean he would have to start all over again.

Wuxie turned around,!!!

I bumped into the fat guy head on "Damn!"

Wuxie was startled.

"Hehe, I originally wanted to scare you, Tian Nai, but you suddenly turned around." The fat man looked at Wu Xie with a smile.

Although the process was not as expected, the result was the same.

"Fatty, you walk without making any sound, you scared me to death." Wuxie curled his lips speechlessly.

As soon as he saw the fat man, Wuxie didn't say anything. He just waited for the fat man in front of him to speak first to see what would happen. What if the fat man in the dream was not right?

But after hearing what the fat man said, Wuxie knew that there was nothing wrong with the man in front of him. Even in his dreams, he was like a dog that couldn't spit out ivory.

"Tian Zhen, did another junior come over and confess his love to you just now?" The fat man put his arm around Wu Xie's shoulders in a sly manner, looking like he was enjoying himself.

"You have really sharp eyes. You can see it from such a long distance."

"Well, don't you know that I am a clairvoyant?" The fat man pretended not to hear Wuxie's hidden meaning and replied shamelessly.

"But usually when Junior Brother shows up, don't Blind Man and the others appear in front of you as if they had fallen from the sky? Why aren't they here today?

It's really like a sudden bolt of lightning, totally unexpected." The fat man rubbed his chin.

"You're still making trouble. I think you're just a little bastard. Check out." Wu Xie listened to the fat man's words, and sure enough, it was the familiar formula of the idiom.

"Oh, you're so naive, you studied secretly, didn't you, little bastard, check out? Hiss, what does this mean?"

The fat man looked at Wuxie with interest. It turned out that teasing Wuxie was an activity that the fat man did every day.

"It can't hold on any longer." Wuxie looked at the fat man, as if there was something he didn't know.

"Don't you call yourself the King of Idioms? Is there anything you don't understand?" Now it was Wuxie's turn to be naughty to the fat man.

"This...people always have to keep learning. No one is omnipotent and omniscient." The fat man touched his nose.

"Hmm." Wuxie means I will just listen to your quibbling quietly.

"By the way, you just said that Black Glasses and the others fell from the sky. What's going on?"

"No way, Tian Zhen, what are you doing?" When the fat man heard Wuxie's words, he looked at Wuxie in surprise as if he had seen a ghost.

"Huh? What?" Wuxie didn't understand what the fat man said.

"Oh, I see, you did it on purpose, didn't you? You had to show off in front of a single guy like me.

I'm telling you, this trick doesn't work for me, Fatty. I'm not into this either, so don't mention it next time."

The fat man just looked at it with disdain, and then seemed to understand what Wuxie said, and clicked his tongue.

"What? What do you mean by that? Why show off in front of a single guy like you?

What nonsense is this?"

Wuxie was completely confused. This time he really couldn't understand what the fat man was saying.

He couldn't understand how these words were put together.

"Tsk, how naive! Your acting skills are so amazing now. If I hadn't known it a long time ago, I would have believed it." The fat man gestured with his hand.

"You're only performing in front of me. If you were in front of them, not only would they not understand you, but they wouldn't even recognize you. It wouldn't matter.

By the way, when did you tell your family? I heard Xiaohua say that he was going to get a vaccination first.

As for you, Tian Nai, if you take the initiative to admit it, your Third Uncle and the others probably won’t…” The fat man became more and more excited as he spoke.

He raised his hand and made a sword-like gesture across his neck.

"...get a vaccination?" Okay, Wuxie finally understood what the fat man meant.

"What are you going to do with this wedding? Are you going to come one by one, or all together?

Tsk, but judging by the way they are acting, it’s impossible for us to do it together.

It will tire you out anyway, no, it will also be a huge blow to my wallet.

If I do it again, I will have to pay more.

Oh, you are so naive. Why don’t you just give her a few names now before you give her a name? I am not a playboy, am I?

Bigamy is a crime, but it also helps to reduce the burden on my wallet."

The fat man seemed quite happy at first, but when he talked about the pain his wallet was about to suffer, his face drooped.

The fat man raised his hands and waved at Wuxie.

...What about the membership fee and bigamy?

So, in this dream, he was a lustful bastard?

It’s not enough to talk about one, but they took them all at once! ! ! ! ! !

The sky has fallen, the innocent sky has fallen.

What a weird dream this was. Wuxie couldn't imagine himself being in love with Zhang Qiling, Hei Xia Zi, and Jie Yuchen.

There's more, Li Cu? Professor Zhang?

Huh, Wuxie didn’t dare to think about it. Just the thought appearing in his head made him feel that his brain was polluted.

"Hmm? How's that for being innocent?"

"Not very good." Wuxie had a headache.

"Not so good? How about this, don't charge me for the gift money. I'll be your best man and you can give me some appearance fee.

Isn't this good? Let Fatty bring you some good fortune."

The fat man's calculations were very loud, but Wuxie really didn't have time to listen now. The more the fat man talked, the more Wuxie's head hurt.

"Do you want this blessing?" Wuxie pursed his lips and looked around. He couldn't stay in this dream any longer. If he did, he would be stupid.

He wants to go out.

"I don't have your kind of luck, so I don't want it." When the fat man heard Wuxie's words, he quickly waved his hand. Wuxie's kind of luck was really not something that ordinary people could accept.

"What are you looking at, naive?"

"I want to leave. I can't stay here for a moment." Wuxie now wanted to bang his head against the tree next to him, and it would be fine if he just opened and closed his eyes.

"Leaving!?"

"Hmm! You're not going to stage that...hiss, what's it called, oh, the ninety-nine escapes of the rich wife, hehe.

I support you in my heart, but this method will not work for them."

The fat man laughed, not at Wuxie's idea, but at the methods used by Wuxie's old attackers, and laughed out loud with some helplessness.

Well, didn’t he say that the blessing of innocence is not something that ordinary people can enjoy?

"Wuxie, where are you going?"

When the fat man heard the voice, he paused and thought, "It's over. The guy is coming."

"The little brother is here to catch you."