After waking up from tomb raiding, my brothers all fell in love with me

Chapter 1 Why is everything wrong after I woke up?!

"Well, it's fucking explosive!"

The matchmaker in the sky was watching this stubborn young man. All he had left to declare this year a success was a few red lines.

But no matter how he tried to bring them together, he couldn't make Wuxie, this blockhead, come to his senses.

In desperation, Yue Lao could only apply for external assistance

On the other side, Cupid, the Western matchmaker, had already completed this year's KPI.

At first he was reluctant to ask Cupid for help.

Cupid is just a child in front of him. Asking him to bow down and beg others is really an insult to his title of Matchmaker.

But when my KPI cannot be completed.

What's the point of having this trend?

As the saying goes, “Many hands make light work.”

The power of two people is always greater than that of one.

"Ahem, Cupid, can you tell me how to make this piece of wood come to its senses?"

"Wood cannot be enlightened. If you want to be enlightened, you must not be wood."

Cupid looked at Yue Lao and said with a smile that he had heard that there had always been a stubborn person on Yue Lao's side.

There were so many red lines waiting for him to connect, but the man was a rare big piece of wood that had not been seen in hundreds of years.

He is so stubborn that even the stubborn Yue Lao comes to him for help.

Cupid, who looked at Wuxie's current red line condition, couldn't help but sigh that this person might not be the real red line.

He has so many debts of love. If it were him, Cupid's arrow would have shot him to death.

"Oh, how does this make him not a piece of wood?"

Yue Lao listened to Cupid's words, stroked his beard and thought about it.

"That's easy. You can just give him a clue and then add a function that lets him know what people who are interested in him are thinking."

Cupid smiled and waited for Yue Lao to ask him how to do it specifically.

“Well, but doesn’t this count as meddling?

This is absolutely unacceptable, and we must not interfere."

"Tsk! You old stubborn guy, I told you I was just enlightening him, not interfering, and you didn't tie the red rope directly to him or them!

Just give me some enlightenment and a chance. Yeah, do you understand?"

Cupid was furious when he heard that Yue Lao was still being stubborn.

Even gods have to carry out reforms. They can't stick to the same rigid rules for thousands of years without changing them.

"Hiss, you mean to make a slight change, right?" Yue Lao had been accustomed to following the rules for many years, and his mind was a little confused by what Cupid said.

Yue Lao was afraid that he didn't explain it clearly enough, so he stretched out his hand and made a little gesture with his thumb and index finger.

"That's right! Just a little bit, just a little bit, can perfectly bring together several pairs of lovers!"

Cupid watched as Yue Lao was gradually persuaded by his words, and added fuel to the fire.

"Well, you're right. Wuxie does need a little extra help." Yue Lao nodded in agreement.

He waved his hand, and a picture of Wuxie appeared in front of him.

"Brother, I don't want Fatty and the others to know about this." Wuxie lowered his head and spoke to Zhang Qiling.

Zhang Qiling rushed back, Wuxie gave him an urgent notice.

The last time Wuxie and Fatty went out to earn some extra money, due to improper operation by the personnel on the scene, the coffin dew was released and everyone was affected by the poisonous gas.

It was also because of this that Wuxie passively underwent a full body check-up.

As the saying goes, if you don't think about it or look at it, you might not find it. This investigation really helped Wuxie find out something.

"The condition of your lungs is not optimistic. Fibrosis has begun." The doctor's sighing words echoed in Wuxie's ears.

"What do you mean?" Wu Xie listened to the doctor's words and subconsciously had many things he wanted to say in rebuttal, but he opened his mouth and said nothing.

"Contact your family and make the necessary preparations."

Wuxie didn't know how he walked out of the hospital. His head was dizzy and when he came to his senses, he was already home.

Wuxie looked at the phone in his hand, which contained a text message that he didn't know when it was edited.

"Brother, come back quickly."

"Tsk, why did I contact the guy directly?!" Wuxie wanted to delete the message, but it was too late.

Judging from the guy's speed, he must have been ready to set off when he saw this message.

"Oh, what should I do?" Wuxie didn't know what he would do next. It seemed like he hadn't accomplished anything in his life so far.

Uncle San was not found, and now I am almost there too.

"Forget it, Third Uncle, I don't need to look for you anymore. I can just wait for you in the sky." Wuxie said with some self-mockery when he thought of his Third Uncle.

The young man arrived quickly, in less than two days.

Wuxie looked at the little brother and could only make sure that this matter was known to heaven, earth, himself, and the little brother.

"Well, do you have any other plans now?" Zhang Qiling stared at Wuxie, his eyes so stubborn that he could see a hole through Wuxie.

It was really strange. Wuxie suddenly felt that something was wrong when he heard what Zhang Qiling said.

How did he hear from these words the meaning that as long as you say it, I will do my best to help you accomplish it?

No, no, no! He must have been so devastated that his mind was a little off.

Wuxie shook his head and immediately denied his previous thought that seemed like he was possessed.

"Then you should have a good rest." Zhang Qiling saw that Wuxie was not in good condition, so he gave him some instructions, closed the door and went out.

Wuxie indeed felt dizzy and couldn't muster up any energy.

When life is good, you should enjoy it to the fullest, but when it is time to sleep, you still have to sleep. He can't become a sleepy ghost.

"Hiss, this little bit of yours is really just a little bit." Cupid looked at Yue Lao who had just moved his fingertips and a trace of spiritual power gathered into Wuxie's body.

I'm really impressed. I thought this old stubborn guy could give me a surprise, but he still looks like a hopeless case.

Cupid held his forehead helplessly, and Yue Lao looked at him puzzledly, "Isn't that what you said, a little bit at a time?"

“That’s a little bit true, but you also have to see if this little bit has any effect!

Everyone knows that Wuxie is a rare piece of wood. Do you still expect this little bit to change anything?

"Matchmaker, please think carefully about your KPIs, your last few red lines."

Cupid decided to change his strategy. If the hard approach didn't work, he would try the soft approach. But he couldn't do it. The old man Yue Lao could ignore his own performance.

"Yeah! You're right. For Wuxie, a blockhead like that, this little bit alone will definitely be useless!"

The matchmaker was provoked by Cupid and finally decided to give it a try.

Take a chance, turn a bicycle into a motorcycle, and achieve success easily.

"Hmm, um?" Wuxie felt like he had slept for a very long time, his consciousness was groggy, and he was only now gradually coming back to consciousness.

He slowly opened his eyes, but before he even opened them, Wuxie noticed something was wrong.

Why does it feel like there is a dark area next to my bed, and there is light shining through the darkness?

Wuxie, who hadn't opened his eyes for a long time, was a little uncomfortable with the light in front of him and was about to reach out to cover his eyes.

He found that the light on his face was blocked by someone's hand.

Who is this? You guys know how to do things and understand your own thoughts so well! ?

Wuxie rubbed his eyes. It would be fine if he didn’t look, but it would be terrible if he did.

The moment Wuxie opened his eyes and saw clearly, he closed them again in an instant. It would have been better not to see.

I just took a nap, and how come everyone is here and standing so neatly beside my bed?

"Wuxie." Zhang Qiling said.

Wuxie swallowed his saliva, there was nothing he could do, if he stuck his head out he would be stabbed, and if he didn't stick his head out he would also be stabbed, he had better face the reality bravely and let the storm come even harder!

"I was just taking a nap, why are you all here? Is something serious happening?"

Wuxie looked at the people around him with a wry smile.

The cool man in the hoodie, the pretentious man in the black sunglasses, the beautiful man who becomes more fierce the more pink he gets

The fair-skinned young man, the serious-looking old man, the fat man and the kid Li Cu.

"I slept for a while. Who can sleep for four days? As expected, you are worthy of being my disciple. Your sleeping style is so unique."

The corners of Hei Xia Zi's mouth curled up, but it was obvious that he was not smiling.

“Four days!!! I slept for that long!?” No wonder it felt like a long time had passed when I just woke up.

Wuxie was shocked and looked at Hei Xia Zi with wide eyes.

"Oh my god! You finally woke up! I almost thought you were going to fall asleep, but you scared me. You didn't even know that I came to see you on the third day.

The little brother said you hadn't woken up for three days, how scary it was! Finally you woke up.

The fat man hugged Wuxie excitedly and told her with tears in his eyes about his frightened psychological process.

"Ahem, ahem. You fat bastard! I'm fine if I go to sleep later, but if you hold me like this, something bad will happen."

Wuxie patted the fat man's hand, which was a little strained.

"Huh? That's not right. This is not my home?" Wuxie noticed the surrounding environment while interacting with the fat man.

"When Fatty came to find you, I sent you to the hospital." Xie Yuchen looked at Wuxie who was now active in front of him.

Trying to control your emotions that are about to be suppressed.

"I'm so sorry. I didn't know I would sleep for so long. I made you worry." Wuxie looked at everyone embarrassedly and touched the back of his head.

"I'm sorry, the most you can do for us is to take good care of yourself." Li Cu breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Wuxie now looking normal.

"You little brat, from what you said, I feel like you are controlling me." Wuxie also has a bottom line. Being talked at by this little brat like Li Cu would really hurt his dignity.

"Li Cu is right. Protecting your body is the most important thing." Zhang Rishan, who was standing aside, spoke at the right time.

Wuxie looked towards Zhang Rishan in the direction of the voice, somewhat surprised. Wuxie had not expected that Zhang Rishan would be here.

Could it be that the fact that he slept for four days was so amazing that even Zhang Rishan came to see what was going on?

"Ah! I really can't stand it anymore! Why do I feel like what you did just now is not enough!

If that doesn't work, I'll shoot him with an arrow!"

Cupid watched Wuxie's every move after he woke up, and this reaction was really useful.

Wuxie, are your eyes that big just for looks?!

Can't you see the worried look in each of their eyes?

Can't you see how I breathed a sigh of relief after you woke up?

Can't you see the deep emotions hidden in his eyes that are almost uncontrollable? ! !

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I promise that the level just now is completely sufficient, it just needs some time to take effect, let's observe for a while.

It will take effect immediately.”

Yue Lao seemed much more patient at this time.

"Old man, you don't have any reaction when you see this? You are quite calm." Cupid looked at Yue Lao's calmness and admired him.

"Tsk, that's nothing. It's just one of many things. Just get used to it, just get used to it."

When Yue Lao said the four words "just get used to it", he recalled the miserable years before.

He made up his mind that this time, he must make Wuxie, the piece of wood, bloom well.

Not only does it have to bloom, it would be best if it could grow into a tree, and we should try to collect all of it.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, how pitiful! What a hard life you had before."

Cupid couldn't stand it and shook his head. This time he really sighed about the tragic experience of the old man Yue Lao.

Wuxie was just surprised that Zhang Rishan came over, and the next second he felt dizzy again.

Wuxie raised his hand to support his head.

"Wuxie!" Zhang Qiling reached out to support Wuxie, but even faster than his movements was the shout that came out of his mouth.

Zhang Qiling is the closest and his speed is also the fastest, so he is naturally the first one.

Hei Xiazi and Jie Yuchen retracted their hands, with concern and nervousness in their eyes.

"No, just now, I felt a little dizzy."

Wuxie shook his head, and when he felt that everything was fine, he pushed Zhang Qiling.

Hmm? No? Is there something wrong with the way he opened it?

When Wuxie opened his eyes again, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Something is wrong, very wrong.

It was a look that was directed straight at him. Not just a look, Wuxie could even feel the strange atmosphere and emotions directed towards him.

This... Wuxie looked at everyone around him in confusion.

Well, I wouldn’t have watched it if I had known, but now it’s even more amazing.

Hei Xiazi's eyes, Xiao Hua's eyes, that brat Li Cu's eyes, even Zhang Rishan! ? Also? !

No, no, with the last glimmer of hope, Wuxie quietly turned his eyes to Zhang Qiling.

Um! ! ? ?

Brother, he too! Something is wrong with me!! ? ?

Wow! Fatty! You're the only normal brother I have!

What would it be like to wake up and find that something is not right with your brothers?

"Wuxie, what are you looking at? I haven't seen you for a few days. Do you miss me so much?" Hei Xiazi felt Wuxie's subtle gaze,

He looked at Wuxie with a smile, although his eyes had never moved from the beginning.

But this does not prevent me from appreciating innocence.

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