Genshin Impact: Becoming Klee's Child Husband at the Beginning

"Life and death are orderly, but fate is unpredictable. Birth, old age, sickness and death are common to all human beings. There is no need to be afraid of them because they will come sooner or later." Walnut said solemnly.

"A saying came to my mind: Death is not the end of life, but oblivion is."

Tongxin's words successfully silenced Hu Taogan.

"Young friend Tong Xin is right. Oblivion is the end of life. Just like those immortals, as long as there are legends about them, they will always be there."

Zhongli also expressed his own views.

"Okay, okay, Tongxin is right. As long as we don't forget him, he will always be there. But what are we having for dinner? And who are the other two little guys?"

"It's Klee and Heulia. They're cooking."

"Isn't it going to be some dark cuisine?" Walnut said suspiciously.

"Generally speaking, it shouldn't be any worse than what Hall Master Hu makes," Zhongli said after a moment of contemplation. (The implication is that it might taste bad, but it's much better than what you make.)

"Zhongli, what do you mean? Is what I cook really that bad?" Hu Tao said to Zhongli angrily.

Zhongli was not in a position to answer this question, fearing that Hu Tao would not give her credit, so she had to continue walking towards the kitchen.

Hearing the noise outside the kitchen, Heuliah put the last dish on the table and walked out with Klee.

"Brother Tongxin, you're back." Keli happily hugged Tongxin's body like an octopus.

Walnut looked at the fiery red cutie and walked over to touch Keli's head and said, "My name is Walnut, little one. What's your name?"

At this time, Keli also jumped off Tongxin's back and greeted Hu Tao.

"Hello, Sister Walnut. My name is Klee and I'm the Spark Knight of the Knights of Favonius."

As she spoke, Kelly looked up and saw the airport which was even flatter than her, and she immediately said something.

"Sister Walnut, are you a saint?"

Walnut's face was full of confusion "What does saint mean?"

"Mom told Keli that the bigger the mask, the worse the person, so Sister Walnut must be a saint."

Hu Tao's head was already filled with a lot of crosses when she heard Klee's words. She said with a forced smile, "Then let me, a saint, punish you, a little loli who doesn't understand the ways of the world. Watch out for the three thousand tickle tricks that will kill you."

Hu Tao and Klee started playing together immediately. After all, girls with small breasts are particularly obvious about the word "breasts".

"Stop tickling me...haha...walnut...sister...haha...I was wrong..."

"Hmph, don't you dare call me a saint again?"

Of course, Hu Tao's high spirits at this moment cannot hide the fact that she has no breasts.

"Sister Hu Tao is bad. I won't let Sister Tao eat the food cooked by Ke Li." Little Ke Li, with a rosy face, quickly ran behind Tong Xin and threatened Hu Tao.

"(ˉ▽￣～) Tsk~~ We have other dishes anyway." Walnut shrugged indifferently.

Keli stomped her feet and pouted as if she was very angry. Tongxin had no choice but to comfort Keli, but he really wanted to say, "I am also a child!"

"Master, let me introduce you. This is Heuliya from Wangshu Inn."

Heuliah shook Walnut's hand and said with a smile, "Hello, Walnut, it's nice to meet you. Today is my first time cooking and I invited you to taste it."

"Great! The food that Heulia cooks must be delicious if she's so cute."

Hu Tao didn't realize the seriousness of the matter at this time. When she came to the kitchen, she looked at the table full of tempting food and didn't know how to eat it.

Tong Xin wanted to pick up some food, but was stopped by Keli. Keli leaned close to Tong Xin's ear and whispered, "Brother Tong Xin, don't eat it! When Keli and Sister Heulia were cooking, you saw that Sister Heulia put a lot of salt in it. Don't eat it."

Tongxin shuddered. How much salt did Keli put in that amount?

Klee brought the grilled fish she made to the table. Tongxin ate the grilled fish silently. Zhongli heard it and started to eat the dish made by Heuliah.

Hu Tao picked up a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth. The moment the meat touched his tongue, Hu Tao felt as if he had eaten a whole bag of salt. It was too salty. He quickly spat out the food in his mouth and looked at Heulia who was eating happily.

"Heuliah, don't you think it's a bit salty?"

He looked up in confusion when he heard this. Is it very salty? But I think it's just right.

"It shouldn't be salty." Heuliah replied tentatively.

Hu Tao gave up struggling and looked at Zhongli, who was enjoying the grilled fish. Hu Tao asked suspiciously, "Guest Zhongli, don't you think it's too salty?"

"Well, Hall Master, I don't think it's too salty. Instead, it tastes just right, with the right balance of saltiness and sweetness. The flavor of the seasoning permeates the fish. An ordinary chef can't create this kind of taste." Zhongli responded.

After hearing what Zhongli said, Hu Tao wanted to pick up a piece of grilled fish but was blocked by Klee's chopsticks.

"Hmph! Sister Walnut, you said you don't want to eat Klee's grilled fish, so Sister Walnut, just eat the dishes made by Sister Heuliah."

Seeing Klee's expression as if saying, "Don't even think about touching my grilled fish," Hu Tao suddenly thought of a good idea, so he came to Klee's side and said pitifully.

"Keli, Sister Hutao will starve to death if she doesn't eat. Can you bear to see Sister Hutao starve to death?"

"(⊙o⊙)...But Aunt Lisa often skips meals, saying she wants to stay in shape. I've never heard Aunt Lisa say she's hungry."

"Sister Hu Tao is different from your Aunt Lisa. She's in her growing years and might suffer from malnutrition if she skips a meal. Besides, how about I take you guys out to play later? Liyue's nights are quite lively."

"Okay then, but Sister Hu Tao, you have to keep your word, or I'll blow you up." Klee took out a pop bomb and threatened Hu Tao. (It's obvious that Klee was led astray by Tong Xin, who was led astray by Ying)

Looking at the bouncing bomb in Klee's hand, there was a sense of danger. It was as if a groundhog was howling in Hu Tao's heart. Are the kids nowadays so fierce that they even carry bombs with them?

With Klee's consent, Walnut finally finished this delicious dinner. Of course, adhering to the principle of eliminating waste, Heuliah ate all the dishes she cooked, and reflected on it and decided to use less salt next time, just half a bag ヽ(￣▽￣)?.

"Let's go after we've eaten and drunk enough. There's Xin Yan's concert tonight and I'll take you to see it. Zhongli, do you want to go?"

Zhongli took a sip of tea and said calmly, "I have an appointment tonight so I won't go with you."

"Okay, let's go. Xin Yan's show is super explosive, you will definitely like it." Hu Tao pulled the three little ones and walked towards Wanmin Hall. As for why they went to Wanmin Hall, of course it was to call her good friend Karin.

At the door of Wanmin Hall, they saw Xiangling teasing Guoba inside. Hu Tao smiled evilly, secretly came behind Karin and suddenly shouted loudly in her ear.

"Fragrant phosphorus!"

"Ah!" Karin jumped up in fright. When she saw it was Kurumi, she pinched Kurumi's waist hard.

"Ah~! It hurts, it hurts, I was wrong, don't pinch me." Hu Tao admitted her mistake immediately because there was a murderous Guoba next to her looking at her. Guoba would not be polite and would directly judge her if she did something wrong!

"Their way of getting along is so unique." Heulia on the side stared at this scene without blinking. She just needed to understand how people get along with each other nowadays.