Genshin Impact: Becoming Klee's Child Husband at the Beginning

Three little radish heads of different colors jumped out from an unknown bush. The red radish head looked around and found no trace of people.

"It's safe now, we can begin our great plan."

With a bang, the three little carrot heads turned into two elf lolis and a fox-eared shota.

"The fish here must be delicious. Hehehe, Klee has never eaten fish from Xumi before. This time, she must eat her fill."

Keli ran towards the river excitedly, and Tongxin and Nashida followed her helplessly.

"It's up to you to use the Bounce Torpedo Number One. Hehe, this is a bomb I carefully modified. It's guaranteed to stun the fish instead of killing them. Isn't it impressive?"

When they arrived at the river, Keli held her head high and introduced the bouncing bomb she had developed herself. Tongxin nodded repeatedly with a wandering look, obviously as if everything she said was right.

But Kelly didn't care at all and pulled Nashida to explain how to use the bomb.

"Sister Nashida, this bomb only needs a little bit of elemental power to explode in 5 seconds. What do you think of my design? Isn't it great?"

"Very good, can Klee's bomb be mass-produced?"

Nashida looked at the bouncing torpedo in her hand curiously. It had a small appearance but amazing energy, and it was not composed of elemental forces. Perhaps it could be equipped on Xumi.

"Ah! Mass production requires a lot of bouncing bombs, right? Klee can't make them, so we can't mass-produce them."

Klee pouted and thought that she could only make more than 20 pieces a day. If she wanted to mass-produce it, it would be difficult for her, Klee. She decisively refused.

"Okay, Sister Nashida, let me show you how powerful my bouncing torpedo is. Look at my bouncing bomb (this is a slogan, not a typo by the author)."

As a bomb was thrown into the river by Klee, the fish in the river felt a huge sense of crisis and quickly scattered in all directions, but unfortunately they were still a step too late.

"Alert, alert! We are about to face a nuclear explosion from higher-order creatures. Evacuate! Evacuate!"

Bang~!

After a loud bang, a group of fish that had been stunned by the explosion floated on the surface of the river.

Somewhere, two men fishing in a tree by the river were startled by the sudden explosion.

"What the hell is this? Such a big noise."

"Is it that the scholar's graduation thesis from last time blew up again?"

"That should be the case, but this time it was really powerful. I hope that guy is not dead, otherwise who will pay for the drinks in the future?"

. . . . .

Nashida and Tongxin looked at the large area exploded by Klee in shock and remained speechless for a long time.

Fish: "We fish have an irreconcilable hatred for Twolegs (‵′)(;′??Д??`). Next time we find a baby Twoleg, we will bite it twice, even at the risk of our lives."

"Uh~ Hehe, the range is a bit large, I will improve it next time."

Klee stuck out her tongue embarrassedly. She really didn't expect the range to be this large.

"It's over. The disciplinary officer will come to find us soon. Let's go and collect the fish."

Tong Xin covered her face and decided to run away early this time, so she quickly called Nashida to collect the fish.

"Leave it to me, just watch me."

Nashida waved her hand and all the fish that were stunned in the river fell to Tongxin and buried her directly.

"Oops, wrong location, hehe."

Nashida stuck out her tongue mischievously and made the same expression as Klee.

It took a while for Tong Xin to crawl out from the pile of fish in a mess. She looked at Nashida with resentment, and stared at her quietly without saying a word, which made Nashida feel uncomfortable all over.

"Okay, I did it on purpose. I'm sorry."

Seeing that Nashida admitted her mistake, Tong Xin had nothing else to say. She pouted and kicked the fish beside her, looking like a real bully.

"I need to take a shower. I'm so sticky and uncomfortable. I definitely can't take a shower here. The discipline officer will be here soon."

"Why don't we have Klee use the fire element to evaporate it? Then maybe we won't have to go through the trouble of finding a place to take a shower."

Nashida suggested.

"Great! I'll help you, Brother Tongxin. Sister Nashida knows a lot."

With Tongxin's consent, Klee happily attached the fire element to her little hand and evaporated Tongxin, but the efficiency was a little slow.

After a period of evaporation, all the mucus on Tongxin's body was evaporated.

"Tongxin, Keli, why are you here? And who is this person next to you?"

A cold voice sounded, and the three little guys turned around to see Elhaisen walking towards them slowly.

"Brother Haisen, why are you here? We are here to fish. Would you like to try our grilled fish?"

Tong Xin reacted very quickly and started to fool people, but Elhaisen looked straight at Nashida.

"You are...you are the Little Grass God, right?"

"I didn't expect to be discovered, but I'm just out for a walk. I'll be back to where I was tomorrow."

Nashida replied a little disappointedly.

"Sister Nashida, why are you going back to that place? That place, like a cage, is worse than my confinement room."

Koli held Nashida's little arm and didn't want her to return to Jingshan Palace.

"I am always the Grass God of Xumi. Maybe my current ability cannot help Xumi, but I believe that one day I will grow to be able to support everything of Xumi."

Nashida hugged Kelly and soothed her anxious heart.

"Little Grass God, in terms of wisdom, no one in the entire Xumi can reach your level. Perhaps what you lack now is strength and practice. Instead of staying in Jingshan Palace to learn knowledge, why not practice it yourself?"

Elhaisen's words startled Nashida, because the most common phrase the great sages of all generations said to her was "Your knowledge is not enough. You need to learn to control Xumi."

Because of this, she never went out and only found a moment of relaxation in her dreams.

At this time, what Elhaisen said made Nashida fall into deep thought. Could she really control Sumeru? After a moment, Nashida came back to her senses and said to Elhaisen.

"I see. Maybe I should go out more often, but now I'm going to relax for a day. This is what Tongxin and I agreed to do. You can go back now."

"Okay, Master Grass God."

Elhaisen turned around and prepared to leave, but suddenly thought of something and said, "Tongxin. The traveler said she has to go to Mondstadt tomorrow to do some business and needs to go back. She asked you to go back tonight to give her a ride."

Tongxin covered her face and said, "Can't Sister Ying just walk back? She has to drain my energy. How abominable."

"Okay, I understand. I'll give Sister Ying 5 Mora for each call."