Genshin Impact: Becoming Klee's Child Husband at the Beginning

"Tongxin, Keli, we're back. How about we go out for dinner? Paimon's treat today."

Ying walked in with a smile and didn't forget to kill Paimeng with a knife.

"Yeah! x2"

"Hey! When did I say treat? I don't have Mora anymore. Traveler, treat."

Paimon was so angry that he jumped up and down, waving his little fists and wanted to punch Ying.

"Oh~ Really? Do you want me to remind you again, Paimon?"

He looked at Paimon with a sly expression as if he saw through everything.

"I...I only have 1000 Mora left. Any more and I'll be gone."

Paimon's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that the traveler had discovered my other small treasury? After hesitating for a moment, he took out 1000 Mora from his clothes.

"Oh my, I didn't expect you actually had some, Paimon. Sure enough, my guess was right. You do have a secret stash."

Ying happily took over the Mora that Paimon had treasured for a long time, and headed towards the tavern with the two little guys, leaving Paimon with only the emergency food in a daze in the air.

It turns out she never knew that I had a secret stash of Mora. I'm so stupid.

In the tavern, Paimon turned his grief and anger into appetite, and two-quarters of the food on the table went into Paimon's stomach.

"Wow! Little Paimon is such a big eater. I hope Klee can eat as much as him someday, so she can grow up faster."

Klee said, looking at Paimon enviously.

"Keli, why do you want to grow up so much?"

"When Klee grows up, she won't be locked up for frying fish anymore. She can go out on adventures, and the material vendor won't refuse to sell me materials for making bouncy bombs just because of my age."

Kelly counted on her fingers and told the reason why she wanted to grow up, her eyes full of longing.

"Well, that Klee, if you continue to fry fish when you grow up, you'll probably end up in solitary confinement."

Ying was a little ashamed. Why did this kid still have such a problem with fish and kept thinking about frying fish every day?

"Ah! Will I still be put in solitary confinement for frying fish when I grow up? Well, okay then. When I grow up, I still want to be Brother Tongxin's girlfriend."

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"Girlfriend!" x2

"Doesn't girlfriend mean female friend? Why are you so excited?"

Tong Xin didn't know what they were so excited about and scratched his head, confused.

"Keli, do you know what girlfriend means?"

Ying asked tentatively.

"Hehe, of course Klee knows that girlfriend means female friend. Captain Kaeya told me that."

Klee held her head high and announced Kaeya's name.

"Huo, Kaia is so brave, I didn't realize it."

"He's really not afraid of being discovered by Jean. Why don't we blackmail Enn to warn Kaia when we go back?"

Paimon looked speechlessly at the increasingly disdainful traveler.

"Blackmail is blackmail, so why are you being so subtle about it?"

After dinner, Tongxin was forced to put on her skirt and stood on the bed with her long hair loose. Her fox ears trembled and her tail swayed restlessly behind her, showing her owner's nervousness at the moment.

"Please, please be gentle."

Tongxin closed her eyes and looked like she was ready to be picked.

At this time, an unknown audience member comes (author: don’t think about it, it’s me, evil smile jpg.) and rushes up with overwhelming male hormones and kidnaps Tong Xin. As for what he does, hehe~~~.

Suck it~

"Wow, Kawaii~ Let me rub it."

Ying couldn't help but rub Tongxin's fox ears. Hey, the feeling was amazing.

"Mm~ Don't rub it too hard, it's really~ sensitive."

After changing her clothes, Keli also jumped up and saw Tongxin being teased by Ying. She immediately rushed over and hugged Tongxin's tail, touched it, and even rubbed it with her face in ecstasy.

"It feels so comfortable. It's like exploding ten Starfall Lakes in one go."

"What a terrible analogy! If Captain Jean hears this, she'll definitely put Klee in solitary confinement for a month."

Seeing that Tongxin still had a few tails that were not held by Klee, Paimeng secretly flew to Tongxin's tails and started touching them.

"Hehe, it's really comfortable. If only I could sleep on it like last time, I would be so happy that I would die."

A wonderful night passed, and only Tongxin felt the pain of being attacked from both sides, which caused her to doze off every morning.

As for where I slept last night, it was of course a hotel. Did I want to disturb other people’s wonderful nightlife?

Tongxin got up and washed her face and instantly felt awake. Thinking that Ying was leaving today, she suddenly felt how wonderful life was.

"You two little kids, do you want to see Lady Grass God? Haha, that's fine, just a quick meeting. I don't believe the Grass God will listen to you two little brats. Tell El Haisen, I give you my permission."

Azar looked through the gate of the Ordinance House towards the Palace of Purity.

"I wouldn't leave Xumi in the care of a child, so she can only stay there. But the plan is almost ready. Those guys from the Fatui are really hard to fool."

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"Brother Tongxin, is it really okay for us to do this? Those guys look very powerful."

In an unknown bush in front of the Jingshan Palace, Keli whispered to Tongxin.

"Don't worry, my transformation skills are very powerful. Without elemental vision, they won't be able to see us."

At some point, two shadows blocked the sunlight from shining on them.

"Although we are ordinary people, we are not deaf. We can hear you talking. Now, please come with us, children."

The two security guards picked it up and felt that the weight was a bit off. Normally, a child of this age would weigh at least 30 kilograms, but why were these two little guys less than 10 kilograms in total?

Suddenly, the guard seemed to think of something and looked back. The two little guys had sneaked into the door of Jingshan Palace. Klee even shook her head and made a face.

"Lululu, you two big idiots, you can't catch us, hehe."

The door closed with a bang.

"It's over. We've let them in. What are we going to do with Tarif? If we're discovered, he'll be executed."

A security guard was eager to go in and catch the two naughty kids, but was stopped by another security guard.

Tarif pulled out a bottle of wine from his backpack, took a gulp, and said, "Why are you so anxious? Sluk, we have been working here for many years."

"More than 20 years." Sluke said a little uncertainly.

"Have you ever seen them give us a raise after working here for so many years?"

"No."

"Then why are you taking it so seriously? There's no one else in there except the immortal Grass God, and you think they can harm the Grass God?"

"That's not the case, but the Ministry of Education has a rule that prohibits anyone from approaching the Jingshan Palace."

"Haha, I'm afraid they don't allow me to approach because they're afraid Lord Grass God will discover something. A mortal actually wants to control a god. Hey~ If I didn't have other concerns, I might have told Lord Grass God all those disgusting things about the Great Sage long ago."

Tarif took another sip of his wine and staggered back to where he was, as if nothing had happened.

Sluke opened his mouth to say something but decided not to.

"Hey, I hope those two little guys are just curious."