Genshin Impact: Becoming Klee's Child Husband at the Beginning

"Let me try again."

Tongxin waved her little hand and the wind this time was not as strong as last time, but it was still not suitable for flying a kite. But suddenly the wind seemed to calm down. The wind was not strong but it could bring up the children's smiles.

"Klee, now is the time, let's fly the kite together." Paimon said.

"Yeah!" Keli nodded, and several people threw the kite into the sky at the same time. The breeze gently blew the kite and took it high into the sky, and there was also someone's longing for an old friend.

"Fly! Brother Tongxin is so awesome!" Keli happily hugged Tongxin and kissed him on the face.

"Hehe, actually it's not that powerful. Besides, I couldn't accurately grasp the flow intensity of the wind element just now. There was a special wind that drove my wind to flow. I think it must be the work of that drunkard." Tong Xin scratched his head embarrassedly and said.

Wendy, who was drinking, suddenly chuckled and said, "The plan was successful!"

Watching the kite drift away, Tong Xin's past self in his sea of ​​consciousness felt a little sentimental. When was the last time he flew a kite? He was 16 or 17, I can't remember. Tomorrow will be the time when he officially enters his growth period. Hehe, I wonder if he will grow taller. I'm really looking forward to it.

At night, Ying brought a group of little ones to Wanmin Hall with great enthusiasm. After spending some money and having a good meal, they went to the harbor to watch the fireworks show and the lion dance performance. The night lantern show would not be held until tomorrow night, so they started to visit the snack stalls.

"Chongyun, look, isn't that your aunt? She seems to be selling snacks, and there are a lot of people around her!" An unclear gay duo appeared on the street.

"Aunt? Where is she?" He looked around but saw a huge crowd of people and no sign of his aunt.

"You saw that delicious drink billboard, didn't you? I saw your aunt just now. As her eldest nephew, why don't you go and support her?" Xingqiu teased.

"But with my aunt's personality, would she really set up a stall?" Chongyun was a little unconvinced but still walked over with Xingqiu.

"The special drink, Snow Kiss, is available to you in your own flavor. It's personally made by the fairy next to me. Don't hesitate, but act fast! This fairy's special drink is only available today and won't be available tomorrow! Buy five and get a free honey cake made by the fairy herself. Hurry and grab yours now."

Gui Zhong's abruptness drove people's emotions, especially some young people who were full of vigor and vitality. They really couldn't walk the moment they saw Shen He. With that perfect figure and that immortal-like indifferent face, if no one was around at this moment, they would probably shout, "Wife, you stepped on me!"

There are quite a few people who like Guizhong. Apart from his height and figure, he is still very good-looking.

"How much is it? I'll buy it!"

Gui Zhong was very satisfied looking at so many people around him. As one of the founding gods of Liyue, he felt very frustrated that he had to wait for Zhongli to confirm that the price was worth it before the hall master could approve any slightly more expensive gadget. Today, he happened to see Shen He sitting at the harbor watching the scenery, so he took Shen He to plan to open a small stall to make some money.

The things that Guizhonghui brings are not suitable for sale. In addition to magic, talismans, and martial arts, Shen He also knows a kind of delicious drink and nectar cakes, so he can set up a small stall here.

"May I ask your name, young lady? Are you married? I would like to pursue you, is it possible?" A young man in extraordinary clothes walked out from the crowd, looked at Shen He with a fiery look in his eyes and said.

Shen He just glanced at him lightly and then buried his head in the work at hand.

"Ahem, young man, please don't harass my employees. Just tell me what flavor of juice you want. We have it here..." Gui Zhong was interrupted by the man before he could finish his smiling words.

"I want to tell that beautiful fairy in person that I don't want a flat-footed gentleman like you," the man said disdainfully.

card~

The smile on Gui Zhong's face vanished. "I just came here to make a little money and I'm being insulted? How can I tolerate this?" The man also felt a chill emanating from his forehead.

Before Gui Zhong exploded, Shen He was the first to arrive in front of the man, pressed his head and smashed it to the ground three times.

“Fuck! =???(??? ????)”

“Is this still a human? (?⊿?)?”

"If I marry her and she's unhappy, she'll be all over the place."

Everyone was frightened, even the treasure-hunting group mixed in the crowd were frightened. Just now they were thinking about marrying such a beautiful wife after they succeeded and reaching the peak of their life!

Now I don’t dare to think about it at all!

Even their leader was scared out of his wits. He was just fantasizing about a happy sex life in bed, but now he was almost frightened to the point of impotence.

"Boss, why don't we go first? Business is more important."

The leader also said repeatedly: "That's right! Business is more important. Things like this, love affairs belong to the winner! Let's go!"

Soon, a group of treasure thieves left quietly.

Shen He's three moves successfully scared away everyone nearby. Gui was speechless. He had no money to earn now.

"Shen He, is this how Liu Yun taught you to get along with others?" Gui Zhong said, pointing at the rich young master lying on the ground, his life or death unknown.

"My master didn't teach me this. I figured it out on my own. If you encounter someone like that, all you need to do is hold their head down and bang it on the ground a few times, and they'll start talking properly."

In the end, I can only say one thing: awesome!

"What happened to my aunt? Why did everyone around her leave?" Chongyun and Xingqiu came over and asked when they saw everyone leaving.

Shen He turned his head and saw that it was Chongyun, and his somewhat indifferent expression softened.

"Chongyun, I'm selling some drinks and cakes. Would you like to try some?" Shen He prepared a cup of Snow Kiss and honey cake and handed them to Chongyun. As for Xingqiu next to him, Shen He didn't want to pay any attention to him.

This made Xingqiu feel a little awkward; he seemed to have left a bad impression on the person before him.

Last time, I instigated Chongyun to eat chili peppers, which led to him running around Liyue with a sword in his hand, saying something like "looking for ghosts."

When Shen He found out about this, he immediately put down the lunch box in his hand, ran over to cool down Chongyun's pure yang body, and then went to find Xingqiu with a gun to settle the score.

Xingqiu swore that this was the first time he felt death so close. If Chongyun hadn't stopped him, Shen He would have stabbed him to pieces.

When Shen He returned and found that the lunch box had been stolen, Shen He became even angrier. Now seeing that Xing Qiu did not take any action, he was already very restrained.

Xingqiu was also a little afraid of Shen He, fearing that she would find some reason to beat him up.

"Thank you, auntie."

After Chongyun took the drink and pastry handed to him by Shen He, he saw his brother's expectant look and had to hand the pastry to him.

"Hehe! Thank you!" Xingqiu happily picked up a piece of pastry and tasted it. Shen He did not stop him but took another piece and handed it to Chongyun.

"Hmm~ The cakes made by Sister Shen He are so delicious."

Shen He pretended not to hear Xingqiu's praise. Chongyun nodded deeply after tasting the cake. "Auntie, your cakes are delicious. They're much better than those in Liuli Pavilion."

Shen He was very satisfied with Chong Yun's words and nodded. He took out a box of cakes and handed it to him. "Eat it. I'm going back. If he bullies you, tell me and I will deal with him."

Xingqiu was startled when he heard this, and quickly winked at Chongyun, fearing that this sister would really solve the problem for him.

"Auntie, it's okay. Xingqiu is my friend and he won't bully me." Chongyun explained quickly.

"Hey? Is there something fun about this? Tell me about it." Gui Zhong jumped out and said with interest.

"Is this the guest official Guichen from the Wangsheng Hall?" Xingqiu asked.

"Eh? Am I so famous?" Gui Zhong said in surprise.

"Well, Hu Tao told us about Guest Guichen, but we haven't met him. I heard that you are Guest Zhongli's girlfriend. Is that true?"

Xingqiu's eyes burned with a strong spirit of gossip.

"That's true, but that Stone didn't admit it." Gui Zhong curled her lips in dissatisfaction. That Stone was hiding from her every day, either going out for tea with Ruo Tuo or going to Yun Han She to watch a play. (￢︿??￢☆).

Xingqiu also heard Guizhong's resentment and tactfully did not ask any more questions. At this moment, the children's team led by Ying also arrived here.

"Xingqiu, Chongyun, Shenhe and Guizhong, why are you all here?" The socialite Paimeng came over first to say hello.

"It's Paimon. You are here to taste our special drink, Snow-Covered Kiss. ​​It just so happens that we have plenty of ingredients right now!" Gui Zhong looked like he was about to make a bill.

"Snow-covered Kiss? What kind of drink is this? Is it delicious?" Paimon's eyes lit up.

"If you want to drink, you have to pay for it yourself, Paimon. I don't have much money to buy you snacks!"

While eating and drinking on the way, Paimeng had already spent 5 Mora! And with the previous bills from Wanmin Hall, she had already spent over Mora today, and her small coffers had shrunk by more than half. Tongxin had mostly paid for them since then, and if she had to pay any more, she'd probably be back to her old ways tomorrow, robbing the rich... ahem, fighting violence and upholding justice!

"But I have no money!" General Paimeng said somewhat guiltily.

"You seem to have a lot of money in your left shoe." Ying said with narrowed eyes.

"Ah! How did you know!" After saying that, Paimon immediately covered his mouth. Damn, he was exposed!

"Tsk! There are only a few places on your body where you can hide Mora, what do you think?" Ying gave Paimeng a white look.

"Okay~" Paimon had no choice but to take out his own small treasury. Paimon would definitely try what the food he had never eaten tasted like!

"Guizhong, how much does your Snow-Covering Kiss cost? It's too expensive and I can't afford it." Paimon asked.

"It's not expensive, not expensive. Ten thousand Mora per cup comes with a piece of honey cake." Gui Zhong said with a mischievous wink.

"Ten thousand Mora per cup! That's not expensive!" Paimon said in shock, his eyes wide open.

"Hehe, the taste is guaranteed! It's definitely worth the money!" Gui Zhong continued to deceive.

"Then please give us each a cup, Sister Guizhong, and I'll pay." Tong Xin said from the side.

Gui Zhong's eyes lit up and he shouted, "Alright! Shen He is working!"

"Yeah." Shen He nodded. Several kinds of fruits were squeezed to produce juice in an instant under Shen He's powerful Vajra Hand. Each fruit was served once more. This time, the pulp was separated and poured into the cup. Finally, some honey and milk were added to complete the job.

The people standing by saw the production process clearly.

"It looks simple, is it really worth ten thousand Mora?" Paimon was deeply unconvinced.

"You don't understand this, right? The time Shen He squeezed the juice with his bare hands was worth nine thousand Mora, and the rest added up to only one thousand Mora." Gui Zhong explained it to her.

"Why?" Paimon asked curiously.

The other little guys were also very curious, wondering why just squeezing a juice was worth nine thousand Mora, but Ying smiled slightly and said she knew a lot!

"Because there are so many people who like Shenhe, the moment the juice flows from Shenhe's hand into the cup, those who like Shenhe will pay for it, and those who don't like it will not stop even if they know the price."

After Guizhong's detailed explanation, the children all looked confused but shocked.

"So if I go up and squeeze the juice with my bare hands, will people who like me buy a cup?" Tong Xin asked curiously.

"The price is more than that. At least 10 Mora per cup." Gui Zhong quoted an even more shocking price.

"Why?" Tong Xin didn't understand why this was different?

"The liquid that comes into contact with Tong Xin will have a slight effect of prolonging life after drinking it." Gui Zhong said with a mysterious smile.

"Huh?" Tong Xin's face was full of questions. What do you mean? Why don't I understand?

Xingqiu and Chongyun were thoughtful. They opened their elemental vision and looked at Tongxin. They found that Tongxin was full of the breath of life. The water that came into contact with Tongxin would be more or less contaminated. At this moment, Xingqiu understood. No wonder some people would issue that kind of bounty order. Most people probably couldn't resist the temptation of such a miraculous effect.

"Can Klee also earn pocket money this way?" Klee couldn't help but ask.

Gui Zhong thought for a moment and said, "You guys have better options! For example, Mondstadt's wines sometimes require a young woman to stand in a barrel and crush the grapes. But what I'm saying is that if Klee and the others could all crush the grapes together, maybe we could double the wine sales."

"Why?" Keli asked curiously.

Gui didn't answer in the end, and smiled a little mysteriously, but as a traveler who has seen countless movies, how could he not know why!

Ying looked at Guizhong with a look that said something was wrong with him, "Something is wrong with you!"

"No! I didn't! I just read some high-quality novels from Inazuma! There's nothing wrong with me!" Gui Zhong said that if there was a problem, it was not my problem, but the authors of Inazuma were so good at making things happen that even a pure girl like me was polluted.

"What are you talking about? Sister Guizhong, you haven't told us why sales will double if we step on it a few times!" Keli asked.

Just having Klee stomping on the grapes twice wouldn't be enough, but what if they labeled the bottle as a Klee special and promoted it with a video of them stomping on the grapes!

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Hey, let me have a sip first, I want to drink it freshly pressed!