Genshin Impact: Becoming Klee's Child Husband at the Beginning

"No! There's nothing in our pants!" The two men shook their heads.

However, under Qin's gaze, the two men quickly gave in and took out a book from their pants.

"Okay~ You know how to use this trick now, right?" Qin suddenly became angry.

As the sound of "pa pa pa" rang out, Tong Xin said in grief and anger, "Sister Hu Tao, I hate you!"

The past self in the sea of ​​consciousness had already rolled on the ground laughing. Hahaha, he actually believed that stuffing a book in his pants would not be discovered. Hahaha, what a talent.

"Wuwuwu~Brother Tongxin, Keli's butt hurts (╥_╥)"

At this moment, Klee was lying on the bed with a mist in her big watery eyes.

Tongxin was fine after all, her body had reached the level of a top demon god. It was very difficult for Captain Qin to hurt Tongxin, but being spanked was still a little too shameful.

But Keli was really in pain, so Tongxin quickly used her life force to rub Keli, and the pain went away after a while.

"Brother Tongxin, Keli is unhappy! Keli wants to sleep with her tail in her arms." Keli looked at Tongxin pitifully.

Tongxin had no choice but to let the tail out.

Klee skillfully put her face on the tail and sucked it, then held it in her arms and rubbed it.

After a while, Tongxin's face turned red. It can only be said that Klee is too good at playing.

After playing for a while, Klee enthusiastically asked Tongxin to change into women's clothes, and then Klee began to dress him up.

Tongxin tried all kinds of clothing, including witch costume, little skirt, and loli three-piece suit.

"Ah~"

After an unknown amount of time, Keli fell asleep in his arms. Tongxin also looked sleepy, and soon the two fell asleep in each other's arms.

On the other side, Hu Tao returned to the Wangsheng Hall and was wondering whether to ask Xiaobai to help her, or Qingyin would be fine. As for Xiangling, forget it.

After Zhongli returned to the Wangsheng Hall, he found that his own hall master was looking up at the sky with lifeless eyes, as if he had something on his mind.

"Why is the hall master so worried?" Zhongli said calmly.

Hu Tao came back to her senses and saw that it was Zhongli. She seemed to have found someone to vent her anger on. "Guest Zhongli, do you know how to enlarge your breasts?"

Zhongli glanced at Hu Tao's chest and understood why she asked that. He gathered his words and said,

"The Hall Master is still young, he will grow up naturally."

"But I asked someone to divine, and they said that without external help, my life will be like this! Zhongli, do you think it's reliable to ask an immortal for this matter?"

Zhongli's mouth twitched slightly. It would be useless even if I took the stage in this situation!

"Maybe I can ask Mr. Bai for a breast enhancement prescription."

Zhongli decisively brought the topic to Bulu. Hu Tao's eyes lit up. "Yes, prescriptions are also considered external forces. I'll go ask about it right away."

Zhongli shook the child and said, "Don't you see what time it is? Bulu has closed for a long time."

Zhongli walked out of the Hall of Rebirth and looked at the bustling streets, the vendors hawking their wares, and the red lanterns hanging. He thought to himself, "This year's Lantern Festival must be very lively."

The next day, Captain Qin felt a little uneasy because the confinement room was so quiet. As the old saying goes, a quiet child is definitely up to something!

Snapped!

Qin always felt that these two little guys were going to cause trouble, and she was always a little uneasy. She had to put down the work in her hands and went to the door of the confinement room, opened the door and looked inside.

The two little ones were still sleeping in each other's arms, and Captain Qin finally breathed a sigh of relief. God knows if these two would suddenly perform a digging survival trick for her, or if they would drill a hole in the floor tiles, which would not be fun.

However, when Qin saw Tong Xin's exposed fox tail, she always felt that he was seducing her. After looking around and confirming that there was no one around, she leaned over and touched it. The fluffy and soft touch was really nice.

Five minutes later, Qin left the room reluctantly. After returning to the office and sitting down, Dudu, who was still chewing a radish, could smell the scent of a fox on Qin's body and jumped into Qin's arms to sniff her.

Dudu said angrily, "Jijiji!" (Royal translation: You betrayed me! There's actually a fox out there!)

Qin found the little guy's jumping appearance a little funny and touched his head. "This is the smell of Tongxin."

This sentence made the little guy speechless. It really couldn't say anything about the guy who kidnapped its master and gave it intelligence.

"Chirp, chirp." (You should have told me earlier that I'm the kind of unreasonable rabbit. Seriously, don't disturb me, I'm sleeping.)

With that, Dudu returned to his little nest, curled up into a ball, and fell into a deep sleep.

Qin shook her head helplessly. She didn't have many documents on hand. After she finished them, she could go have afternoon tea with Lisa and talk to her about the constellation.

The two little guys in the confinement room seemed to be sleeping, but in fact they had gone to find Nashida in their dreams.

In the dream, the three of them were playing hide-and-seek with a group of Lannaros, on a giant tree, in the grass, or turning into an inconspicuous flower.

But Nashida always finds him.

"I found you! Klee." Nashida said with amusement as she looked at the red beret hidden in the grass which was so conspicuous.

"Ah! Sister Nashida, how did you find Klee?" Klee was very puzzled. She had hidden so well but was still discovered.

"Klee Bush doesn't wear a hat." Nashida said with a smile.

"Ah?" Klee took off the red beret on her head, revealing her golden hair.

"So it's you, the traitor!" Klee said viciously to the man in the red beret.

"Okay, Klee, let's go find Tongxin." Nashida interrupted Klee, who had a fierce look on her face, with a smile.

Hearing that they were going to look for Tongxin, Keli immediately became excited, "Sister Nashida, I will definitely find Brother Tongxin first."

Kelly patted her chest confidently.

"Then let's have a competition." Nashida blinked her eyes very cutely.

"Hehe! Klee must be the first one!" Klee ran to the edge of the small pond and looked at the little fish in it, her eyes wide open trying to see if there was anything different.

However, the little fish ignored the human cub and wandered leisurely in front of Klee.

Klee looked for a long time but couldn't see any different fish, so she had to use her trump card!

Bounce bomb!

A ball falls into the water, and my life is protected by heaven.

As the school of fish danced in the air, Keli was sure that Brother Tongxin was not here, so she changed to another fish pond!

You just want to fry fish! Nashida saw through it all.

Without paying attention to Klee's actions, Nashida thought carefully for a while and looked at a big tree. There was a faint breath of life emanating from there, and it was very likely Tong Xin.

Nashida didn't use elemental power, but she tried it herself and found that she could still climb up. She climbed up with a whoosh.

After a while, I reached the top of the tree and saw Tong Xin using leaves to hide herself.

"I found you." Nashida came behind Tongxin and patted Tongxin on the head with her little hand, which really scared Tongxin.

"Nashida, how did you find me?" Tong Xin said in shock.

"Such a rich vitality is like a spot of red on white paper, very conspicuous."

Narcida's metaphor is still so strange.

Tongxin looked at herself and didn't feel anything.

Seeing Tongxin's actions, Nashida covered her mouth and chuckled, "Tongxin, you've been used to the life force surrounding your body for a long time, so how could you possibly feel it?"

Tong Xin thought about it and it made sense, so he just ignored it. However, it added a little more trouble to him because it was too conspicuous.

Then Tongxin followed Nashida to find several other Lanaros, and also saw Klee who was enjoying frying fish.

Seeing the looks between Tongxin and Nashida, Keli stuck out her tongue a little embarrassedly. "Hehe, it turns out that Brother Tongxin has been found by Sister Nashida. Keli thought Brother Tongxin had turned into a fish."

"If I really turn into a fish, I will be blown away by you, Klee." Tong Xin came to Klee and pinched her little face.

"Oh, that's wrong, let me go quickly, um, brother Tongxin is bad." Keli tried to kill Tongxin with her cute eyes.

It just made Tongxin work harder.

Nashida watched from the side, somewhat envious of the relationship between the two, but when she thought of the words of the Great Compassionate Tree King, her little face couldn't help but turn red.

Happy times always pass quickly. As the god of Xumi, Nashida had a lot of things to do today. She said goodbye to Tongxin and the others and left.

Tongxin and Keli also woke up. Seeing herself lying in Tongxin's arms, she felt an indescribable feeling of comfort in her heart.

Tongxin opened his eyes and looked at Keli's face close to him, and couldn't help but rub it.

Klee also made a happy sound.

"Brother Tongxin is a lazy bum! It's time to get up!" Keli said as she pulled Tongxin's tail.

Tong Xin looked at Keli, who was still wearing her plush pajamas, and said speechlessly, "Keli, you only woke up ten seconds earlier than me, and you still called me a lazy bum. Then you are also a lazy bum!"

"Keli is not a lazy bum." In order to prevent Tongxin from refuting, Keli covered Tongxin's mouth with her hand so that Tongxin could not refute.

But it was obvious that Keli forgot one thing. Tongxin was not without hands. Tongxin took both hands away. In order to prevent Tongxin from speaking again, Keli directly used her mouth to successfully block Tongxin's mouth.

Two minutes later, Tong Xin's face flushed red, and a frown appeared on the face of her past self in her sea of ​​consciousness. "Oh no! No, no, I'll get stye if I look at it too much."

Keli released Tongxin's mouth and said triumphantly, "Brother Tongxin, who is the lazy bum?"

Tong Xin was still a little dazed and subconsciously replied: "I'm a lazy bum."

Kelly got a satisfactory answer and ran happily towards the bathroom.

Tong Xin's brain was still in a state of panic, but after a while she finally recovered. "Is this what adults call love? It's really sweet."

Compared to Klee's naiveté, Tongxin, having experienced some forbidden knowledge, is a bit more advanced. If there were an intimacy indicator, the intimacy between the two would be 99.99% at this point—in our terms, that's maxed out!

Although compared with modern society, this advancement is nothing.

The two little guys were a little bored after breakfast.

"Brother Tongxin, Keli wants to go out and play! Keli doesn't want to be put in solitary confinement!" Keli hugged Tongxin's arm and shook it.

Tongxin really wanted to agree to Keli, but if she was discovered, the Lantern Festival would probably be ruined.

"Keli, I also want to take you out to play, but if Captain Qin finds out, we'll be in trouble. We might not even be able to participate in the Lantern Festival." Tong Xin explained.

At this point, Klee's idea was completely over, "Okay then~"

Tongxin thought that Tewalin might still be sleeping.

Unfortunately, Tongxin was wrong. In Tevarin's room in Tongke Tavern, Wendy was drinking with Tevarin, taking turns drinking, looking like good buddies.

"Hey, how's the Tevarin thing going?" Wendy stated her purpose when she saw that the atmosphere was almost set.

"Burp~ Don't worry, I succeeded in making Tongxin want to stay away from me. I can complete the task of being a maid for a month by lying down." Tevarin patted his chest proudly.

"Then have you promised to help me resurrect my friend?" Wendy had a bad feeling but still asked patiently.

"Don't worry, I'm here to help you. He definitely can't help you at all!" Tevarin said confidently.

"Ah!" Wendy was so upset that she wanted to cry. This time the difficulty had increased again, and it was all her own fault.

In response, Wendy chose to turn her grief and anger into a desire for wine, drank ten boxes of dandelion wine, and passed out drunk on Tevarin's bed.

Tevarin frowned and said dissatisfiedly: "Hey! Barbatos, don't sleep here with me, go back to your tree and sleep."

After saying that, Tevarin threw Wendy to the ground. She didn't want the smell of this drunkard on her bed.

Wendy covered her head and looked at her with resentment, "Tevarin, how can you be so kind? It's ok that the mission is not completed, but can't you let me get some sleep?"

"No!" Tewalin was firm. It was already a good mood for her to let this drunkard drink with her today. Otherwise, she would just throw him out.

"Okay, okay~_~, can't I just leave?" After saying that, Wendy turned into a breeze with a hint of alcohol and flew towards Liyue.

If you don't help me, there are plenty of people who will! I'm the most popular god in Tevarin. I'm going to find the old man.

"Sister Walnut, do you have something to talk to me about?"

When Hu Tao saw Xiao Bai walk into the room, her eyes suddenly lit up. She quickly pulled Xiao Bai in and closed the door.

I can't figure out how to do this operation as a newbie. What is this for?

"Hey, Xiaobai, please do me a favor." Hu Tao rubbed his hands and smiled.

"Of course, how can I help you?" Xiaobai asked curiously.

Hu Tao leaned over to Xiao Bai's ear and told him what had happened.

"Ah! Isn't this a bit inappropriate?" Xiaobai said with a red face.

"Don't worry! I'm not afraid, so what should you be afraid of?" Although Hu Tao spoke boldly, her red face said it all.

When Xiaobai faced the tablet, he subconsciously said, "Isn't this the back?"

Hu Tao felt deeply hurt, and then, with Xiao Bai's skillful technique, a blushing sound came from a room.

ps

Remember to let me do this kind of good thing next time. I am skilled and have the honor of receiving the true teachings of a master of tongue massage.