Genshin Impact: Becoming Klee's Child Husband at the Beginning

"Ying, do you feel the atmosphere here is weird?" Paimon said nervously while hiding behind Ying while walking on the small path in the Guardian Forest.

"What's weird about it? There are just a few more ghosts, monsters and other things." Ying said nonchalantly.

"Isn't this weird enough!" Paimon protested, stamping his feet.

"Is Paimon scared?" Ying said with a playful smile.

"Who...who is afraid." Paimeng was a little lacking in confidence.

"Then why are your legs shaking?"

"I'm...excited...Yes, I'm just excited. Let's go!" Paimon plucked up his courage and began to move inside. Not long after, he saw a human figure.

Paimon was about to say hello, but she just glanced at Paimon and disappeared on the spot.

Yes, you heard it right, it disappeared from the spot. This scene scared Paimon so much that he screamed.

“Ah!!! (????) There’s a ghost!” Paimon’s face turned pale with fright, and he threw himself into Ying’s arms, not daring to look up.

"Didn't I tell you long ago that there are ghosts here? Aren't you very brave, Paimon?" Ying touched Paimon's head and comforted him. It really felt like raising a child.

"Okay, Paimon's ghost won't eat you. Look how scared you are."

"Although I know she won't eat me, I will still be scared by her!" Paimon raised his little head and defended himself.

"Okay, let's have dinner with Ling Hua and the others today. Tomorrow we'll go explore Qinglai Island a bit, and then we'll prepare to return to Liyue."

"There's a feast!" Paimon's eyes lit up when he heard there was food.

Ying looked at her with some amusement. This girl really couldn't walk when she heard there was food.

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"What should we do about the real situation on Haiqi Island? The land of Inazuma believes in other gods, and often has friction with the soldiers of the shogunate." Kitsusai said charmingly, holding a pipe in her hand.

After a moment's thought, Shin said, "Let Kujo Sara go and negotiate with Haiqi Island. Then let Shenzi and Ying go in to negotiate with them. They both seem to get along well with the shrine maiden in charge, so try to cooperate. It would be a good thing for the Inazuma clan to have more fighting power. Of course, if there's really no other way, then let the general go. Inazuma doesn't need a cancer."

Hu Zhaigong was stunned for a moment and then laughed. The governance plan was really so decisive.

"Okay, I'll tell Shenzi, but the traveler wants to meet her after all, that's why she came to Inazuma."

"Then let Ying go. After all, she is the God of Thunder."

"Huh?" Ying, who was fighting with Xiaoyun for dessert, was stunned. What does this have to do with me?

However, after seeing the look in his sister's eyes, Ying had no choice but to take the job.

"Okay, I'll go."

Ying ate two bites of the tri-colored dango in his hand and then set off. Everyone in Kamisato Yashiki gathered around a hot pot and threw all kinds of food into the pot, including some strange foods like cakes.

At this moment, the sudden appearance of the shadow scared everyone.

"Greetings, General!" Ling Hua and the others quickly stood up and saluted.

"Hey! Why did Ying come out!" Paimon was shocked.

"I came here with a commission for the traveler, but it seems I arrived at the wrong time." Ying said calmly.

"No, no! General, you can come anytime!" Thomas said hurriedly.

"Well, that's good. But I see you look like you're eating hot pot. I happen to have a dish that I made myself. I was going to throw it away, but in the spirit of not wasting, how about you try it for me?"

Ying calmly took out a plate of purple dish, which looked like a purple chicken drumstick.

"It is our great honor to be able to taste the delicious food bestowed by the General!"

Paimon looked at what Thomas had done and couldn't help but sigh that Thomas was really good at talking.

Ying nodded in satisfaction, then looked at Ying and said, "I heard that the purpose of your coming to Inazuma was to see me. Is there anything you want?"

Ying was stunned. "Really? I seem to have forgotten." Ying thought about it and finally remembered that the purpose of meeting the general was to inquire about her brother's whereabouts.

"I'd like to ask General if you've ever seen a man with yellow hair who looks similar to me but has a ponytail."

Ying thought carefully in his mind for a moment and shook his head. "I'm sorry, I haven't seen the person you are talking about. Perhaps I can find information about the person you are looking for in the World Tree."

"World Tree? Is it the World Tree on Sumeru?" Paimon asked.

"Hmm? Is there another World Tree in Teyvat?" Ying said dazedly.

"Hehe~ I'm just confirming. How could there be a second World Tree in the world?" Paimon scratched his head embarrassedly.

"Anything else you want to ask?"

Ying shook her head, "No more."

"In that case, let's set off tomorrow." After saying that, Ying left. Nothing could stop him from eating dessert.

After seeing the pressured figure leave, Paimon looked at the food made by the gods with some anticipation. Although it looked a bit weird, it should taste great!

"Thomas, please put that delicacy into the pot quickly. I believe I can get it with my luck!" Paimon said excitedly, rubbing his hands.

"Okay, I'll put it in." Thomas nodded helplessly. For some reason, he always had a bad feeling.

The moment the Judgment entered the pot, the red and white soup base turned purple, and even had a strange smell.

Paimon, however, picked up a chicken leg and started chewing it without any concern.

After chewing for a few bites, Paimeng suddenly felt as if everyone was spinning in circles and she was flying higher and higher. Later, she seemed to see her body falling down and might fall into the pot if no one stopped her.

"Paimon!!!"

Ying successfully rescued Paimon when she was about to fall into the pot.

Ying looked at Paimon's spinning eyes and slightly trembling body, and asked suspiciously: "Could it be that Ying wants to harm me? Is this purple thing poisonous?"

Ling Hua shook his head. "If the General wanted to deal with us, there's no need to go to such lengths. This might really just be the General's cooking."

"Thomas, do you want to try it? After all, it is the food given by the general. It would be a bit disrespectful to the general if you don't eat it." Ying encouraged.

Thomas looked incredulous. "You're using me as a test dish!" It's fine if there's no result, but there's a real-life example over there!

Thomas looked at Kamisato Ayaka. Kamisato Ayaka looked at him apologetically, then looked away, not daring to look at him.

Thomas picked up a piece of meat and took a deep breath. “When a man dies, the bird’s nest will be in the sky. If he lives forever, he will live for thousands of years. Ole Ge!”

As soon as Thomas took a bite, he felt a suffocating feeling coming over him, his consciousness began to blur, and soon he fell to the ground with a thud.

Ying and Kamisato Ayaka looked at each other and saw the horror in their eyes. Can a human really make this thing?

Seeing Thomas's expression, the two of them didn't dare to touch the hot pot at all. In the end, they decided to throw it away, well, throw away the pot together.

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The next morning Paimon woke up and asked, "Where am I?"

Before she could take a closer look, a howling sound came from Paimon's belly, "Gu~~~"

Paimon touched his stomach and said, "I'm so hungry~ Does Ying have anything to eat?"

"Stop shouting! I've prepared it for you a long time ago, go and eat." A head popped out from the bedroom door and said.

"Ying, you are the best!" Paimon happily rushed into the kitchen and started eating.

Not long after, "Burp~ It's delicious~." Paimon burped happily and then remembered something and said hurriedly:

"By the way, Ying, did you eat the hot pot I had yesterday?"

Ying shook her head, "How dare I eat you when you're like that!"

"That's true, hehe." Paimon smiled foolishly twice and then felt a little scared.

"Yingming looks like a wife, but I didn't expect her to be so terrible when cooking. Sigh~" Paimon complained.

Ying nodded in understanding, "That's right. We should not judge people by their appearance. Some people may look small, but who knows how old they are in reality."

"? Ying, are you pointing at me? I just forgot my age. Why do you think I'm so old?" Paimon stomped his feet angrily.

Ying and the others rushed to Haiqi Island again and explained the situation to Coral Palace Xinhai.

"Xinhai, if you feel embarrassed, just pretend we don't exist." Paimeng said this quickly after seeing Xinhai in deep thought.

Xin Hai came back to his senses and smiled. "How could that be? It just so happens that I also want to discuss cooperation with the shogunate. After all, Haiqi Island is Inazuma's Haiqi Island, isn't it?"

There is a hint of bitterness and compromise in this sentence. Even if they don't admit it, it is the fact.

In Liyue's Hall of the Dead, Hu Tao was playing with four little ones. She even wanted to bring Zhongli along as a guest, but was rejected because she was busy with work.

Hu Tao didn't see how busy he was. The most she saw him was when he was listening to books from Tian Tiezui's place.

The game is about Hu Tao catching Qi Qi. Every time, Hu Tao will use various means to catch Qi Qi. What Tong Xin and the others have to do is to protect Qi Qi from being caught by Hu Tao.

Every time Hu Tao was about to kill him, Tong Xin would always be able to take Qi Qi away and escape at the first possible moment.

"So hungry~"

This noisy scene didn't last long before Tong Xin was attracted by a weak voice.

Because the place where they played the game was not in Liyue but not far from Shimen.

Tong Xin parted the grass and found a weak girl with twin pigtails and wearing a tight-fitting outfit lying inside. Judging from her appearance, she would not be able to resist if any strange things were done to her.

(I'm talking about robbery, you guys are not thinking about something shady, are you?)

Tongxin's actions attracted the attention of several others.

"What happened, Brother Tongxin?" Keli was the first to run over.

"I found a sister who was almost starving to death." Tong Xin said truthfully.

While Tong Xin was talking, he did not forget to take out a super lollipop. This was the only one he had on him. There were less than three lollipops left on his body. Most of the others went into Klee's pocket or were distributed.

When Tongxin took out the lollipop, her face was full of pain, but she still put it to the sister's mouth.

The girl smelled the fragrance and opened her eyes. She saw a colorful lollipop emitting an enticing aroma. The impatient girl quickly took it and started eating it.

At this moment, other people also came over and saw the girl with twin ponytails whose stockings were torn. Walnut subconsciously looked at her chest, then looked at herself and felt inferior.

"Huh~ I'm alive! Thank you, thank you all. My name is Astrologis Mona Megistus. You can just call me Mona. By the way, I'm also an astrologer. How about I tell fortunes for you for free?" Mona introduced herself.

"What a long name." This was the common thought of everyone.

"Sister Mona, why did you faint here?" This was what Keli asked.

"As for me, I originally wanted to go to Mond to find Alice's daughter and retrieve the top-secret treasure chest. However, due to some unexpected events, the route was slightly changed. The food I brought was obviously not enough to support this change, so I fainted here."

When Mona said this, her face turned red.

"Are you here to look for Keli?" When Keli heard her mother's name, she quickly realized that the person was looking for her.

"Hey! You are Alice's daughter!" Mona said in shock.

Klee tilted her head with a puzzled look, "What's wrong?"

"That's great! There's always light at the end of the tunnel! Then, Klee, do you know where the top-secret treasure chest Alice left for you is?" Mona asked expectantly.

"Kelly forgot. Let me find it." As she said that, Kelly put down the small schoolbag on her back, unzipped it, and poured it out casually.

With a loud clatter, a large amount of debris appeared in front of everyone.

"Ah? Can your schoolbag hold so much, Kelly?" Hu Tao said in shock. The pile of miscellaneous items was almost twice as tall as her.

"Well, my mom modified this for me. It can hold a lot of things!"

Kelly took some items back and said.

After waiting for a while and still not finding Mona, I picked up a book and started reading.

After a while, Klee suddenly said, "Sister Mona, Klee knows where the box is. Wait for Klee and she will bring it back right away."

After saying that, she asked Tongxin to take her to the Whispering Forest, while Hutao picked up a small ball that looked like a doll and started playing with it. Hey, you know what, it felt pretty good.

It will be easier for Yaoyao and Qiqi to pack up Klee's things when they come back later.

"This should be it!" Klee said, pointing to a sign saying there are no treasures here.

"Keli, if you write like this, is the treasure really still there?"

Tong Xin expressed doubt.

"Don't worry, Brother Tongxin. Keli has used this trick many times, and no one has ever gotten it right." Keli was very confident, but Tongxin always felt a little unsure.

Sure enough, when they dug it up, they found that the treasure chest was gone.

"Wow~ The treasure chest is gone, but Klee promised to give it to Sister Mona." Klee's eyes were almost filled with tears when she saw the treasure chest was gone.