Genshin Impact: Becoming Klee's Child Husband at the Beginning

Chapter 166 Shocking the Hill Tribe: The Surprise Appearance of an Airborne Missile

"Is this black thing really edible?" Tong Xin questioned.

"Don't I look like that?"

Tongxin and Keli both shook their heads. Tongxin then took out a photo of Tiantian flower-stuffed chicken and asked, "Do you think this looks like it?"

Tevarin pretended to look at it and then pointed at the coal and said, "Look, they look exactly the same, but how come they don't look alike?"

Tong Xin hesitated and finally managed to say, "We're not hungry. We're going out to play."

Tevarin stood up angrily and jumped in front of the door, blocking the way. "No! Don't even think about leaving if you don't eat today!"

But the two insisted on leaving and Tevarin couldn't stop them, so...

Tevarin hugged Tongxin's thighs and rubbed them shamelessly. He looked at Tongxin with a pitiful look and said:

"Just try it! Just one bite! Just one bite!"

Tong Xin tried to pull her thighs out from the two lumps of fat, but failed. Tong Xin gave up struggling and sighed, then resigned herself to her fate and walked to the charcoal. She gently tore off a small piece of meat and put it into her mouth under Tevarin's expectant and Keli's worried eyes.

Tong Xin chewed it and felt a bitter taste in her mouth, and then it felt like she was chewing coal. Tong Xin quickly spat it out.

"Pfft, pfft, pfft~ I feel like I'm eating a piece of coal."

Tevarin was a little unconvinced. "Is it really that bad?"

Then she tore off a piece of meat and put it in her mouth and chewed it. The bitter feeling made her feel a little suffocated, but she still gritted her teeth and swallowed it.

Two words appeared on his embarrassed face.

"good."

She is the type of person who would rather suffer than save face. I hope netizens will not follow her example. This kind of behavior of forcing oneself to suffer is not encouraged.

In the end, I had to have a more substantial lunch at the stall downstairs.

After finishing his meal, Natevalin returned to his room and lay on the bed like a salted fish, not moving.

Klee started making bouncing bombs, reciting the formula Alice taught her: one sulfur, two sulfur, three charcoal, add a little sugar, and Big Ivan.

This formula is just a catchy phrase, but it contains more than just these materials, there are also electric crystals, smoldering beads, and hurricane seeds.

Soon, various types of bouncing bombs were made. Tong Xin also picked up a few and added some ingredients to them, such as carving a sword formation full of the power of death on them, or adding some wind elements. When thrown out, it would suck together all creatures within a hundred meters and explode.

Tong Xin didn't dare to use too many of these special bouncing bombs, otherwise if Klee accidentally hurt someone, it would be more than just a beating.

Soon, more than 50 ordinary version of the bouncing bombs and 10 Tongxin special bombs appeared.

After finishing everything, Tong Xin patted Tevarin's thigh and said, "Let's go! We're going out on an adventure!"

"Hey! It's the big adventure! Klee's favorite part!"

Tevarin then rose from his bed and muttered, "I know, I know."

The three of them walked out of Tongke Hotel and found a deserted place. Tevarin turned back into his original form, and the huge wind dragon carried the two little guys soaring in the air.

Hehe, Spark Knight is about to start her mission!

Every time Tevarin passed an area with hillbillies, a red-glowing bouncing bomb would fall from the sky.

When it falls, the Hillichul people in that area will see Tai Nai calling him.

As explosions rang out, Klee smiled brightly.

Knight Amber, a scout knight, was also nearby. When he saw Tevarin in the sky, his pupils shrank. Could it be that Tevarin had been bewitched again?

Then she saw a small ball falling from Tevarin's back into the Hilichurl camp. With the sound of an explosion, Amber subconsciously covered her eyes. When she opened her eyes, there was no Hilichurl camp.

Amber also realized something. Isn’t this Klee’s bouncing bomb!

So Tevarin has Klee on his back!

Amber took out her own Bunny Earl and looked at the destroyed Hilichurl camp again. Anyway, her Bunny Earl couldn't do this.

Was I wrong back then? If I hadn't rejected Alice's plan to transform into Count Rabbit, maybe she could be so powerful.

Amber immediately shook her head. No, no, she didn't have Klee's good luck. If this thing exploded accidentally, she might be dead.

After her wild thoughts ended, Amber started to have a headache about how to report it. If she told the truth, Klee would probably be put in solitary confinement again.

It’s a bit unreasonable to say that she solved it herself. Her Count Rabbit is not that powerful.

Amber pretended not to see it and turned away.

Flying and bombing all the way, Klee was flying happily, but the hillbillies seemed a little innocent, and one bomb successfully shattered them into pieces.

Amber had already arrived below Tongke Tavern and found Kaia drinking in an open-air tavern with stalls.

"Captain Kaia, are Tongxin and Keli and the others back?"

Kaiya paused, "How did you know?"

Amber said speechlessly, "If Captain Kaia hadn't been slacking off, he would have heard the explosions everywhere."

Kaiya touched his nose awkwardly, thinking this was a hint at him.

"Ahem, that's not right. Klee wouldn't randomly blow up terrain or something like that."

Amber nodded. "They didn't blow up any terrain or anything like that. They blew up the entire Hilichurl camp. And the location of the Golden Flower published by the Adventurer's Guild was also destroyed by Klee."

Kaeya didn't care too much about this. After all, it was the duty of the Knights to clear out the nearby monsters. Now that Klee was doing the work for them, he was very happy.

As for the Golden Flower, all they could say was that they were unlucky and didn't dare to solve it before Klee arrived.

"Xiao Lin, full speed ahead!" Klee is having a great time!

Tevarin couldn't help but go crazy with Klee and the others, using all her strength to sprint. The scenery around her was almost invisible. She hadn't experienced such a refreshing speed race in a long time.

This time they started with full force, and wherever they passed, there was a gust of wind, but they seemed to have forgotten that Mond was not big enough for them to rush for 20 minutes.

Soon they rushed into the territory of Liyue. The old man who was drinking tea frowned, but when he sensed Tongxin's breath, he let them go.

"It's good to be young~"

"Keqing, what are you talking about? You look like you're only in your 20s. Is it really okay to live and sleep like an old man every day?"

Hu Tao was sitting opposite Zhongli drinking a cup of tea. Although she didn't know much about tea, it didn't stop her from drinking it. After all, this was the tea that Zhongli spent 10 Mora to buy at Qiaoying Manor. If she didn't drink it, she would be at a great loss.

"Master, you're joking. Everyone has different mental states and ways of doing things. It's just that I've experienced more."

Zhongli said as he took a sip of his tea.

"Tsk! You're only in your 20s, what kind of experience can you possibly have? Never mind, I can't argue with you, so I'm going to go play with Qiqi."

Hu Tao gave Zhongli a cold look, then ran out of the door in a hurry and headed straight for Bulu.

Zhongli smiled and shook his head, took a sip of tea and thought to himself that the bills sent this month seemed to have reached the critical point for the hall master, so he had to think of a way to find a wallet.

"Brother Fushe, I sensed Tongxin's aura!"

Xiao, who was cleaning up the monsters, suddenly spoke to Fushe.

"Hahaha~ That's perfect, let's go find him and revive the other brothers and sisters. Oh, and remember to bring some gifts. We can't neglect them."

Xiao nodded but suddenly remembered that they didn't have anything to give as a gift, so he turned to look at Fushe.

"Brother, it seems we have nothing to give."

Fushe thought for a moment and said, “I remember the Steambird newspaper said that Fontaine’s cake is the only one in the Seven Kingdoms. How about buying one as a gift?

It is said that children love to eat these, Xiao, you can buy some to try when the time comes."

Xiao's face darkened, "I'm not a child anymore!"

Fushe patted Xiao's shoulder with his big hand, pulled him to his chest, gestured, and said with a smile:

"Look, you're almost as tall as a child now, so stop pretending to be an adult. There's nothing wrong with being a child."

Xiao silently took out the Kabuto and pointed the tip of the gun at Fushe.

"Hahaha~ I won't tell you. I'll give you the money. Go ahead. Remember to buy a few more copies. Yingda and Fanan will probably like them." Fushe casually handed him one million Mora and said.

Xiao nodded, turned around and flew away, but Fushe seemed to have forgotten to tell Xiao the location of the cake shop. But for Xiao, it shouldn't be necessary, probably...

Tewalin, who was flying wildly in the air, came to Jueyunjian without noticing, and Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng was the first to sense the presence of the demon god's followers, and hurriedly walked out to see who it was.

"This is Liyue. I wonder who is coming here!" Liu Yun turned into a human form and shouted.

Only then did Tevarin regain his composure. "Fuck! I didn't notice and ran to Liyue!"

Liu Yun was speechless after hearing Tevarin's vulgar words, but she also knew who the visitor was, Tevarin, the follower of the God of Wind.

"Tevarin, what brings you to Liyue? How about a chat at my cave?"

"Aunt Liuyun!" The two little guys on Tewalin's back stood up and shouted.

Liu Yun was stunned. "So it's you two little guys. But I heard that you went to Inazuma. It's pretty good there, right?

I've been there once, but I was too busy with work to see the scenery of Inazuma. I think it's quite nice... I'll skip the following nonsense."

After a while, Liuyun started chattering again.

Tevarin was stunned. It was not like she had not met this bird before. She did not expect it to be so talkative. Or was it because they were not familiar with each other at that time and therefore she was more restrained?

"Aunt Liuyun, we are just passing by and would like to find some powerful elemental creatures to test our skills. Does Aunt Liuyun have any recommendations?" Tong Xin interrupted quickly.

"What a powerful elemental creature! Let me think about it. There is a relatively powerful pure water elf in Qingce Manor. Maybe you can practice with her, but with your strength, Tongxin, it shouldn't be necessary, right?" Liuyun said curiously.

Tong Xin scratched his head a little embarrassedly, "We just want to test the power of the bouncing bombs injected with various elemental forces."

"Bounce bomb?" Master Liuyun Jiefeng seemed to have triggered some bad memories, and his body couldn't help but tremble.

Keli pulled out a bouncing bomb from her backpack and showed it to Liu Yun like she was presenting a treasure. "This is it!"

Liu Yun coughed twice and said, "Ahem, ahem, don't test this thing in Jueyunjian. Okay, you guys go now."

After saying that, Liu Yun slipped away. Tong Xin and the others were a little confused about what he meant, but Tewalin was very familiar with that look.

It seems that this big, talkative bird was also blown away by Alice. At this moment, Tevarin felt a sense of sympathy.

They soon arrived at Qingce Manor and, with the help of Tevarin's perception, they quickly discovered a huge platform suspended on the water.

When they arrived here, it started to drizzle, and soon the pure water elf appeared in front of everyone.

"Is he an assassin from my homeland, or someone who seeks to disturb the waters of Qingce?"

"Let this water punish you!"

As the sound fell, the pure water elf threw out several water balls, which landed on the ground and then turned into water-shaped wild boars to attack them.

Klee's random bouncing bomb turned them into a puff of smoke.

Seeing this, the pure water elf waved his hand again and summoned a water-shaped frog and three water-shaped birds.

One against ground and three against air, the combination is good but useless. Klee is not like in the game where she cannot attack air.

Klee threw the bouncing bomb into the air and detonated it.

"Brother Tongxin, it's so weak. Why don't we try another test?" Klee's words seemed to penetrate deeply into the heart of the Pure Water Elf.

It's weak? The pure water elf couldn't bear it anymore, and raised her hand to summon a water-shaped phantom, launching a fierce attack on them.

Klee's eyes sparkled with excitement. She switched the bouncing bomb in her hand and threw it at the water-shaped phantom. After an explosion, several sword energies with the power of death burst out.

The Water-Shaped Man was sent away in an instant.

"Still so weak!" Klee said disappointedly.

The Pure Water Spirit was silent. "Please leave. My small place can't accommodate several great gods."

Tongxin and Keli looked at each other tacitly and stretched out their hands at the same time.

Tevarin had no idea what they meant but joined in.

The Pure Water Elf took out three Pure Water Hearts and gave them to them.

Tongxin and Keli smiled in understanding and reached out again, followed closely by Tevarin.

The pure water elf had no choice but to take out a few more clean lapis lazuli blocks and give them to them. This time, it dived into the water without waiting for them to reach out their hands.

This was the first time Tevarin felt this kind of freeloading feeling, and you know what, it was really fun!

Xiao has already arrived in Fontaine City. Xiao feels that the people here are very impolite. When they meet him, they ask him questions like "Where is your parents?"

Xiao ignored these unreasonable people. After all, it was not easy to take direct action in other countries.

However, after searching for a long time, he still couldn't find the cake shop that Brother Fushe mentioned.

At this time, a girl with big wavy hair in a ladybug coat stopped him and greeted him enthusiastically.

"Hello, young man. You are from Liyue, right? Are you here in Fontaine looking for a job? I might be able to help you."

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