Genshin Impact: Becoming Klee's Child Husband at the Beginning

In the early morning, Tong Xin felt his chest was stuffy and he felt like he couldn't breathe. When he opened his eyes, he found that Keli had been lying on his chest again, with crystal saliva at the corner of her mouth.

Tong Xin pushed Keli helplessly. As Tong Xin pushed Keli, she opened her eyes dazedly and roared like a dragon.

"Haaaaah, well, hey, good morning, Brother Tongxin.

Tong Xin suddenly grasped Keli's shoulders and said solemnly, "Keli, I don't think we can help Captain Qin by staying here. Last night I dreamed of a little girl who told me to save a world tree. I think we should do something."

Klee looked at Tongxin in admiration. "Wow, saving the World Tree sounds interesting. I'm going to use all my bouncing bombs to help Brother Tongxin."

Listening to the words of these two little guys, Xiaobai in Tongxin's sea of ​​consciousness completely lost his composure. Are these guys going to carry out some kind of terrorist act? He quickly came out to stop them and said:

"Why are you two going to save the World Tree? Tongxin, do you know where the World Tree is? You should go and save the World Tree. What does this have to do with helping Captain Qin? (`O′)"

Tong Xin seemed to be stumped by the question and was trying hard to think. Seeing this, Xiaobai secretly said, "Oh no, this guy might have grown a brain" (this is the author's ruthless ridicule).

While Tong Xin was thinking, Keli's active nature never subsided. She took advantage of Xiaobai's inattention and attacked from behind, holding Xiaobai in her arms and kneading him. At this time, Xiaobai also reacted and said arrogantly, "How dare you! I am not a toy, I am..."

Before Xiaobai could finish his words, he saw the little spark in Klee's hand and was startled. He immediately changed his words and said, "I am just a cute little fox that anyone can pet."

But what Xiaobai was thinking in his heart was, "She threatened me, she threatened me, a little girl who is not even an adult dared to threaten me, damn it, I actually said such words ah ah ah ah"

Little Klee was very happy. As Brother Kaeya said, threats are the best way to make people submit. It really works. Hehe.

"I remember now, she seemed to say she was the ruler of Xumi. Hey, Xiaobai, didn't you say last time that no one can touch you? Why did you change your mind today?"

Narcida: Did I say that? No.

"Did I tell you? How could I not know? Don't talk nonsense."

Xiaobai quickly denied, "Ahem, that's not the point. I don't know what your Xumi ruling is either. Why don't you ask the white-haired dwarf next to the traveler?"

Paimon: You are scolding (Paimon with his hands on his hips jpg).

"Okay, let's go, Keli. Let's wash up first and then go find Captain Qin to find out where Sister Ying is."

Then the two little ones went to Captain Qin's office. As soon as they came in, they found that the person handling the official business was not Captain Qin but a big sister with golden brown hair.

When Klee saw the purple-haired elder sister, her tone of voice was no longer as lively as before, but she still greeted her.

"Lisa..." Kelly, who originally wanted to call Lisa Auntie, immediately changed her words after seeing Lisa's dangerous eyes and said, "Good morning, Sister Lisa."

"Hey, isn't this little Keri? How did she find a boyfriend so quickly? She looks just like your mother."

Tongxin and Keli looked at Lisa blankly and asked, "What's a boyfriend? Does Sister Lisa have one?"

This sentence caused great trauma to an older single woman. Her good mood fell to the bottom. As a top student in the Ordination College, she was beautiful and had a good figure. There were many people chasing her, but unfortunately she didn't like any of them, so she still has no boyfriend.

"Hmm, what do you two want me for? If you have something to say, tell me I'm busy."

Lisa, who was hit by the two little guys, had a dark face. She stared at the two little guys with an expressionless face, which made their scalps tingle. The oncoming aura made the two little guys unable to utter the words that were about to come out of their mouths.

Finally, Tong Xin stood up and said

"We are here to look for Captain Qin. Sister Lisa, do you know where Captain Qin is?"

Lisa said unhappily, "Your captain, Jean, is discussing matters with the travelers at Angel's Gift. You two little brats should just stay in the confinement room and stop causing trouble. There are still many monsters outside Mondstadt."

After that, Lisa shouted out the door: "Wood!"

Then, Wood, the Knight of Favonius who was in charge of the confinement room, walked in from behind the gate and skillfully led the two to the confinement room.

With a bang, the door closed.

There was no time for the two little guys to react at all.

"So Brother Tongxin, our plan ended before it even began, right?"

"It seems that's the case. It seems we can't get out."

Suddenly, Keli thought of something and quickly pulled Tongxin to the bed.

"Brother Tongxin, I have an idea. There is a secret passage I dug under our bed. We can use it to escape. That's how I escaped before."

Tong Xin is the little white in the sea. His jaw dropped. How could he dig a tunnel at such a young age? He is worthy of being called the escaped sun. This idea is indeed a punishment.

Tongxin felt that this was not a good idea, so she called Xiaobai out.

"Xiaobai, do you think Captain Qin would be angry if he knew that we escaped from the confinement room?"

"Well, I think you two are definitely going to have a meal of bamboo shoots and pork stir-fry."

Tongxin and Keli both felt a little itchy on their butts at the same time, and we thought it was feasible.

Xiaobai covered his face and said, "This generation of kids is so hard to teach. They do this even though they know they will get beaten."

Soon the two little ones escaped from the confinement room through the secret passage, and walked on the streets of Mond, smelling the aroma wafting from the Deer Hunter Restaurant, their legs moving uncontrollably towards the restaurant.

Miss Salad, who was waiting in front of the restaurant, saw the two little cuties coming to the restaurant and wanting to order. She immediately went up to them and said, "What do you want to eat, kids?"

Tong Xin hesitated for a moment and searched his pockets, only finding 100 Mora left. He then said to Miss Sala:

"Let's have two orders of fisherman's toast. This is Mora."

Tongxin handed the Mora in her hand to Miss Sala. Miss Sala took it without checking it. She directly took two portions of fisherman's toast and two glasses of milk from the kitchen and brought them to the two little ones.

"We didn't order any milk."

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ps

Damn, I was so unlucky that I didn’t get Ye Lan and got a mule instead. I am so sad and depressed. I will work hard for my Ye Lan, so can you forgive me for my slow updates? Hey.

Ahem, I just failed the second subject twice so I was in a bad mood and didn’t update. Actually, I had already finished writing it but I just forgot to update it, hehe.

You won't send me razor blades, will you? No way, no way.