Genshin Impact: Becoming Klee's Child Husband at the Beginning

"Brother Tongxin, there's a big blue mushroom here. Can I eat it?"

Keli came to the water barefoot, picked up the sea ganoderma and asked Tongxin.

"It should be edible." Tong Xin came to Keli and looked at the blue mushroom. He leaned in, sniffed it, and took a bite.

"Well, the crispy texture is very fresh. How should I describe the taste? It tastes like the sea." Tong Xin said seriously.

Keli believed Tongxin's words and bit it, and then.

"Pah, pah, pah, this tastes weird, humph! Brother Tongxin, are you lying to Keli?"

Keli stuck out her tongue, finally getting rid of the strange taste. She turned around and threw Tongxin to the ground, threatening her by placing the remaining half of the sea ganoderma near her mouth.

"Hey! Actually, the taste isn't that weird. I think this stew would be really good with some other ingredients."

Tong Xin ate all the remaining sea ganoderma lucidum bite by bite without any care.

"Let's go, let's go to the cave in front and take a look. It seems there is a light." Tong Xin got up, put on his shoes, and looked at Keli with a smile.

Keli's attention was immediately drawn there. She quickly put on her socks and shoes and followed Tongxin.

The two little guys looked inside the cave. It seemed to be a renovated office with a cute little seagull lying and sleeping inside.

"Brother Tongxin, look, there's a mermaid over there!" Keli said to Xinhai with her bright big eyes without blinking.

"Mermaid?" Tong Xin looked over and saw a pink-haired girl sleeping on the table.

Klee ran to the pink-haired girl and whispered in her ear, "Mermaid sister, what are you doing here~"

Seeing that Xinhai was still sleeping, Keli decided to wake her up using the method mentioned in the fairy tale book. Keli pouted and was about to kiss Xinhai's cheek when she was interrupted by Tongxin herself.

"Keli, what are you doing?" Tong Xin said unhappily with his hands on his hips.

Keli blinked. "But there's a way to wake people up like this in fairy tales."

"But you've never woken me up like this before." Tong Xin whispered.

"Um~ What happened~" The sleeping Xinhai was successfully woken up by the two little guys.

Xinhai was still a little dazed when she woke up. After rubbing her eyes, she felt much better. When she opened her eyes, she saw two cute little guys looking at her.

"Sister Mermaid, are you awake?" Keli came to Xinhai happily and said.

"Mermaid? Me?" Xinhai pointed at himself and said.

"Yes, it's your mermaid sister." Klee nodded seriously.

Tongxin leaned close to Xinhai and smelled it. It smelled like the sea. Could she really be a mermaid?

Feeling Tongxin's actions, Xinhai's face turned red. It felt so embarrassing to be smelled by a child like this.

"Ahem, little guy, how did you find this place? I'm not a mermaid. My name is Coral Palace Xinhai. You can call me Sister Xinhai."

Xinhai touched the heads of the two little cuties. The feeling was very good, especially the furry touch on Tongxin's ears, which was simply amazing.

Well, I met two cute little guys today. I’m in a good mood and my energy level is +30.

"Hello, Sister Xinhai, my name is Keli and her name is Tongxin. We are here to have fun!" Keli said with a happy smile.

"Little Keli and Little Tongxin, how did you find me here?" Xinhai asked.

"We saw light coming from the entrance of the cave so we came in. Sister Xinhai, you have the breath of the sea on your body. Are you really not a mermaid?" Tong Xin asked again without giving up.

Xinhai shook his head helplessly and said, "Sister, I'm really not a mermaid."

The two were a little disappointed, but then Klee recovered and asked:

"Sister Xinhai, are there any fun places on Haiqi Island?"

"Is it a fun place? Let me think ~ do the decryption mechanisms everywhere count?" Xinhai said tentatively.

Klee thought carefully about the stones with strange patterns. Could it be that?

"Are those the strange stones Sister Xinhai was talking about?"

Keli said with some embarrassment.

"That's right!" Xinhai was quite proud. Some of those mechanisms were set up by her personally, and she could make a good profit after they were dismantled.

"Is there any place where we can fry fish?" Klee looked at Xin Hai expectantly.

"Eh? Aren't we talking about those decryption mechanisms? Why are we talking about fried fish again?" Xinhai was a little confused.

When Tong Xin heard that the decryption mechanism was created by Xin Hai, the way she looked at Xin Hai changed. "Those crazy mechanisms were actually created by Xin Hai. This guy is so scary."

Back to when they first landed on the island, the two little guys discovered that the stones were grouped together. If they hit one of them, the other two would light up.

Tong Xinhai was quite interested at first, but after failing several times, he asked Klee to try it, and it worked in one try.

This made Tong Xin feel that he could do it as long as he persisted a little longer. With his fighting spirit rekindled, Tong Xin madly hammered at several stone tablets. Ten minutes later, Tong Xin gave up. After Klee untied the stone tablets with just two casual hits, Tong Xin's faith in Taoism was completely shattered.

Klee thought this was very simple and didn't care about it anymore.

The culprit was actually this harmless older sister in front of him? Tong Xin could only feel his sword about to move.

Seeing Tong Xin's dangerous look, Xin Hai took a step back, his tone a little panicked: "What, what's wrong? Isn't that fun?"

Klee nodded, "That one is boring. Klee just hit it a few times and it opened."

Xin Hai was a little surprised, "Little Keli is so powerful, then Tong Xin must be very powerful too."

.......

Tong Xin was silent, with mist in her eyes. Humph! The bad guys are bullying me~

Seeing Tong Xin's expression on the verge of tears, Xin Hai quickly comforted her, "Ahem, sister will find someone to take you to fry fish, okay?"

Tong Xin's expression changed, and she no longer looked like she was about to drop the little pearl.

Tongxin: As long as you don’t tell anyone about this, we can still be good friends.

Soon Xinhai brought the two of them to the Coral Palace. Xinhai saw Wulang chatting with the soldiers at a glance, and Xinhai's eyes lit up.

"Goro, I have something important to entrust to you."

Wu Lang was chatting and was taken aback. He quickly came to Xin Hai's side and said, "Master Xin Hai, what's the important matter?"

Xin Hai glanced at the two little guys beside him and said with a guilty conscience: "Um, could you please help me take them to fry fish~"

Wu Lang's eyes widened when he heard this. "Me? The general taking the kids to fry fish?" He was stunned for a moment before coming to his senses.

"Yes...Yes, sir."

"Then I'll leave it to General Goro. I have something else to do, so I'll leave first." Xinhai nodded. It would be better to leave the task of playing fried fish with the two cute kids to Goro.

After all, dogs should eat fish too... probably.

"Brother Wulang, why is your tail so small?" Tongxin said as he touched Wulang's tail.

"Huh? Is my tail very small?" Goro turned his head and looked at his own upright tail, which seemed pretty good.

"Of course, let me show you mine!" Tong Xin raised his head confidently and nine big tails appeared behind him, which scared him.

"Nine-tailed Fox Fairy!" Wu Lang said in shock.

"Nine-tailed Fox Fairy? Well, this title suits me quite well." Tong Xin raised his head narcissistically.

"Ahem, among us monsters, the Nine-Tailed Fox Immortal is said to be able to communicate with gods. The last one who was closest to the level of a Nine-Tailed Fox was the Baichen Fox King, Master Hu Zhaigong, who is said to be from the Baichen lineage. Now I have actually seen a living Nine-Tailed Fox Immortal. I am so excited!"

Wu Lang's eyes looking at Tong Xin are different now, full of respect, which makes Tong Xin feel a little uncomfortable.

"Brother Tongxin is the nine-tailed fox fairy, so powerful!" Keli's eyes were full of admiration.

"But are Nine-tailed Fox Immortals really that rare?" Tong Xin was speechless. I seemed to have created a group of them with my own blood in a dream, and I didn't think they were that rare.

"Of course it's very rare. You have to know that the last time the Nine-Tailed Fox Immortal appeared was thousands of years ago. It is said that its body alone can fight against demons, and its magical powers can even understand cause and effect and yin and yang.

According to unofficial historical records, the previous Nine-Tailed Fox Immortal used his magical powers to resurrect a demon god, and then it seems that he was cursed and his descendants can only reach a maximum of 8 tails.

Wu Lang's longing eyes made Tong Xin speechless. Brother Wu Lang, I don't mean to discourage you, but you are just a cultivator dog. Why do you know so much about the Baichen Fox Clan!

"Brother Wulang, how do you know so much?" Keli asked curiously.

“Ahem, I actually saw that in a novel, but it seems like it hasn’t been updated recently. If it weren’t for the recent war, I would have wanted to go to Narukami Island to see if there is the latest issue of the novel.

"But now the Eye Hunting Order and the Closure Order have been lifted, I was thinking of taking a boat to Narukami Island, hehe." Wu Lang touched his head a little embarrassedly, wondering if he was too immersed in the conversation.

"So, what Brother Wulang said is all fictional." Tong Xin said with her hands on her hips.

"That's not the case. This story is based on historical documents. Well, that's what the author said." Wu Lang didn't know how much history the author had referred to. After all, he had never read any historical documents.

Seeing the two of them looking at him, Wu Lang felt a little embarrassed.

"Ahem, I'll take you to the creek down below to fry some fish. The fish there are very fresh and tender. Just sprinkle a little salt on them and grill them over the fire and they will taste really good.

Goro said confidently.

"The fish that Keli grills is just as delicious. Brother Wulang, how about we have a competition?" Keli is confident that no one can surpass her in the field she is best at.

"Okay, let's have a competition then." Wu Lang was confident that these two little guys could never beat him.

Soon they came to a small river. Klee took the lead and took out a bouncing bomb and threw it into the river.

"Brother Wulang, be careful!" Keli reminded.

Wu Lang had just taken out his special fishing rod and put the hook into the river when he heard a splash and the river water soaked him from head to toe along with the fish.

At this moment, a fish that had not been knocked unconscious flew out of the water and bit Goro's tail.

Fish: Hahaha! Brothers, let me fire the first shot of resistance! Brothers, follow me and charge! Hey, where's the fish?

Until it saw that all the fish except it had fainted, the whole fish lost its luster. My life has been like walking on thin ice. In this case, then I shall be the master!

This will be the pinnacle of my life as a fish. Hey, why did I jump out of the water? I can’t remember why. (Fish only have a memory of seven seconds)

At this moment, Goro overlapped Klee's figure with Alice and found that they were surprisingly similar. Could this be Alice's daughter?

Wu Lang took the fish off the tail and put it in the bucket, then said haltingly, "Keli, your mother is not Ms. Alice, is she?"

"Brother Wulang, have you seen my mother? There are indeed traces of my mother's existence everywhere in the Seven Kingdoms." Keli said excitedly.

"Alice touched me when I was little and said I would be very attractive in women's clothing. She wanted me and Mr. Xinhai to debut as a girl group and we would definitely have a lot of fans."

Wulang has nothing to hide. Isn't it normal to be touched when you are a child?

Tong Xin carefully looked at Wu Lang's face and height, nodded in approval and said, "With Wu Lang's height and appearance, he will definitely look good in women's clothes."

Goro blushed and retorted, "I won't wear women's clothes! It's too damaging to my image."

"Tsk! What a pitiful self-esteem." Tong Xin said disdainfully.

I don’t know who said he didn’t want to dress as a woman, but ended up dressing as a woman many times.

Tong Xin came close to Wu Lang and whispered, "Don't worry, Brother Wu Lang, there's no one around, you can release yourself appropriately."

Tong Xin is not giving up and still wants Wu Lang to dress up as a woman, otherwise he will feel unbalanced if he does so!

Wu Lang crossed his arms and said firmly, "No."

As the general of Haiqi Island, how can I, Wulang, wear such a shameful thing?

"Keli, Tongxin, why are you here!" Paimon's voice came from a distance. The two little guys turned around and saw that Paimon and Ying had come here with a group of people with bruised heads and faces.

"Hey, Goro is here too. That's perfect. These are all the people on the list." Paimon also flew down from his exclusive car.

Ying stretched leisurely. It was so easy to deal with these people who didn't have the Eye of God.

"Is the efficiency so terrifying?" Wu Lang was shocked. Logically speaking, it would take several days to capture these people, but how come it was done in just half a day?

"Hehe, of course we're fast since we can fly." Paimon said proudly, patting Xiaofeng's elastic body.

"Wind Slime! Can you all tame a wind slime? That's amazing."

Xiaofeng was a little unhappy, and a gust of wind hit Wulang's head, blowing his hair askew.

"Huh! You're such a rude fellow." Xiao Feng confused Wu Lang as soon as he spoke. No! The wind slime spoke!

"It, it, it's talking!"

Seeing Goro's shocked expression, Paimon was very satisfied and explained to Goro.