I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

"Damn it!! These guys actually wanted to take away our dignity right from the start!" The Fox Pirates were furious: "Unforgivable! In the next match, we must go all out and win back the Pirate Flag!!"

"Hey! Cook!"

"what!?"

"Would you like to have another lovely lady on board?"

"Of course! So you'd better not hold me back!"

Zoro originally wanted to temporarily unite with his lifelong enemy, but this guy's words were too unpleasant to hear: "If you want to, don't make trouble later, just watch carefully."

"No, no, no, you better just stand aside and watch! You bastard."

"What did you say!!"

"Want to fight?"

"Hey, hey! Zoro, Sanji, now is not the time to quarrel..." Chopper, who was following behind the two of them, was trembling.

"Who do you choose to be the ball first?" Zoro pointed at Sanji without hesitation: "Him!"

The referee was also very straightforward: "Okay!" and directly brought the ball to Sanji's head.

"Hey! Don't act on your own. You're the ball! You green algae head." Sanji was furious, but it was of no use.

The opponents who appeared were two strong men and a giant. They were "Pikulus" who wore shoulder pads as big as shields, "Bikupanda" who was a hybrid of merman and giant and a loach giant, and "Hamburger" who was a fat man who looked like a gorilla.

The opponent carrying the ball was the giant loach fish "Bikupanda".

Since Zoro's strength at this time far exceeded that of the original owner, he won this match extremely easily.

After the game started, before everyone on the field could react, Zoro used the Moon Step to rise into the air and used the Second Gorikiri to increase his strength exponentially. He flew to the top of the loach giant's head, picked up the ball on the giant's head, and completed a precise slam dunk with the ball and himself to win the game.

"Well done! Zoro!" Luffy and others in the audience cheered.

"Damn you green-haired guy! You only care about yourself showing off!!" Sanji was very unhappy because he had no sense of existence.

"That's right! Zoro is going too far!" Chopper, who had been excited for most of the day, was also dissatisfied because he had no sense of participation.

"What can I do? I can only blame you for being too weak!" Zoro raised his nose and looked at Sanji.

"What did you say!!"

"You are not allowed to look down on reindeer!!"

The three people who came out started fighting.

"Hahahaha! These three are so funny!" Luffy enjoyed watching the fun.

"What should I choose next?" Luffy was in a dilemma again. It was obvious that he really disliked this group of misfits.

"Hey, Luffy, listen to me and choose her!" Zoro never forgets his original intention.

"I agree!" Sanji agreed.

"Wait a minute! Luffy!" Nami began her operation: "The third round is a one-on-one showdown. The only players participating are you and the opposing team's boss. In other words, if you choose the opposing team's boss now, then you can win the third round without fighting..."

Ha! You stinky woman, you don’t understand men at all. After hearing what Nami said, Zoro laughed.

"It's... it's the Peanut Strategy!" The other minions began to boo. "Unbelievable! To have such a diabolical suggestion! This woman is simply not human!"

"Yeah! She's a total cultist! Peanut bastard!"

"In the long history of DAVY BACK FIGHT, even if some people have thought about it, no one has actually done it. This is a coward's approach. I want to ask everyone, is it glorious to win without fighting?" The host of the competition started the mocking mode with a big microphone.

"Woo! I hate them so much." Nami, who was being cyberbullied, hid in Robin's arms.

"Doing so doesn't violate the rules, but it violates the aesthetics of pirates." Robin comforted Nami.

"Of course it's a violation. It's your fault!" Zoro added insult to injury.

state! !

"You guys are so annoying. Try to get ahead of me again!" Nami used a loud noise to scare the other party, which had an obvious effect. The other party didn't dare to make any more noise and bowed his head to admit his mistake.

Ding! Your words successfully angered Girlfriend #3, earning her a brief moment of attention and a Love Points bonus of +3.

"You bitch, I'm going to chop you to pieces sooner or later!" Zoro covered the big bump on his head.

"Hey! Miss Navigator, your proposal can indeed end the game, but it means that we have to partner with the opposing boss." Robin folded his hands and analyzed calmly.

"We would rather die than have him!" Luffy, Sanji and others kept shaking their heads and dealt a mental blow to Fox.

"Okay! Since I don't know what to choose, I'll just listen to you. It's that one."

"Well, it should be called Porchi." Zoro reminded.

"Huh? You investigated very carefully! You even found out her name!?" Nami said with ill intentions.

"The referee just read it out!"

"I don't usually see you have such a good memory."

"Usually..." Zoro suddenly felt something was wrong: "No! Why should I explain to you!?"

"Heh, no one wants to hear your explanation." Nami turned her head away.

It's inexplicable! Zoro is very unhappy with this repeated attempt to prevent him from becoming stronger.

"Huh? You pervert! What does that expression of yours mean?" The bootlicker next to him was obviously trying to cause trouble.

"Ha! Players who have no presence in the competition don't deserve to speak."

"Oh! I won't let you harass Miss Polge!"

"What?" The lecherous cook was seeking death again.

"Want to fight?"

So, the two bosses didn't fight, and Zoro and Sanji started fighting again.

Porchi was also pushed to the Straw Hat Pirates' side with an extremely reluctant expression. Then, the host of the other party began to choose the venue for the competition. Just like the original plot, they operated behind the scenes and set the competition venue on the opponent's ship. If nothing unexpected happened, the ship was full of traps.

Zoro didn't want to interfere in the game, and Luffy also needed to grow, so he didn't tell him how to break the slow light wave. Anyway, apart from the weird fruit ability, the opponent was just a weakling with a bounty of only 2400. If Luffy took his opponent seriously, he could basically kill him with one punch.

So, after the game started, Luffy, with his afro hair, used his usual tactics and attacked head-on because he had never seen the opponent's strange fruit ability. However, he was caught off guard and fell into a disadvantage.

This instantly attracted the attention of Sanji and others. After seeing the other party's fruit ability, they were very worried about Luffy's safety. Seeing this, Zoro grinned and quietly walked to the side of the careless Porki.

"Porky, right?" Zoro whispered.

"Hey...what are you doing!" The other party was very alert.

Ding! Found a bindable goddess, Polki. Do you want to bind her?

Yes!

Ding! Goddess No. 13, Polki, has been successfully bound. Please start interacting with her as soon as possible.

"Let me introduce myself. I'm the vice-captain of the Straw Hat Pirates..."

"I know, perverted Roronoa Zoro, the bounty is 1 million berries. Whatever you want to do, I will swear loyalty to your group. We are partners now, so you can't do anything rash."

"Ahem...well, we have a rule that when we become partners we must pass my test."

"What kind of test is this!?" Porchi was a little panicked.

Zoro grinned evilly and grabbed her arm with lightning speed: "Moon Step!"

"Ah! Help!!"

Hearing Porchi's scream, the audience turned around quickly and saw Porchi being grabbed and flown into the air.

“What!? He treats his new partner like this! What does Roronoa want to do!?” The enemy audience launched a frantic public opinion offensive.

"Green algae head!! What do you want to do? Put Porky down!" Our lickspittle was helpless and furious.

"You pervert! I knew you had bad intentions!!" Nami turned into a fishman's mouth and pointed towards the sky.

"Isn't this too much for Zoro?" Usopp pondered.

"I seem to know why the bounty on Zoro says he is a pervert!" Chopper realized it belatedly.

-

"Stop yelling!" Zoro put on a ferocious face. "Now I ask you a question. If you say yes, I'll take you down and convince our captain to let you return to the Fox Pirates. If you say no, I'll throw you down."

"willing!"

"I haven't even asked yet! Listen, will you be my girlfriend?"

"what??"

"Hmm?" Zoro's hand slid lightly.

"Yes! Yes!!"

Ding! Your confession to goddess No. 13 was successful. Please keep up the good work and receive a love bonus of +.

Hearing the system's prompt, Zoro smiled with satisfaction.