I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

"Hey! Zoro! Are you okay?"

"It's okay at all, otherwise you would have been hit a few times... Uh, it's okay, it's up to you next. He wants to sink the entire Sky Island to the ground, go and beat him away!" Zoro remembered something and couldn't help but complain.

"What? Damn it! Don't worry, leave it to me next!" Luffy put his straw hat on Zoro's head to comfort him, then turned and glared at Enel: "You actually hurt my companion like this! I will never forgive you!"

What the hell are you covering my face with? I’m not dead yet!

"So you're not an ordinary person, Qinghai Monkey!" Enelu looked at Luffy, who had just stretched out his arms and flew towards him, with a gloomy expression. "There are actually two survivors. You guys are breaking God's prophecy one after another, which makes me very unhappy."

The two were still talking trash when Chopper came running over: "Zoro, hold on, I'll heal you right away!"

Zoro was too lazy to move: "Okay, oh, first ask Nami to find a place to hide Enel's stick, and tell her that it is made of gold."

"Gold!?" Nami suddenly popped up from the corner, her eyes full of Bailey symbols: "I understand, we must not let Enel get the weapon!"

"Chopper! Help me up, I can still explain!"

"what?"

Ahem... Welcome everyone to the Heavenly Mixed Martial Arts competition! I'm your referee and commentator—Thunderhand Wenso!

Now onto the scene is our red team player, the rookie from the East Sea—Straw Hat Luffy! This is his first Grand Line competition. You may remember that in the last street race, this newcomer defeated the legendary Buggy the Clown!

This time, his opponent is even more like a god. But we can see that his anger has soared to the extreme due to his teammates' consecutive losses. I hope he can stay calm during the game and not let his anger get the better of him.

This time, the blue team's player—his name might surprise you! He's a god from heaven, possessor of what's known as the strongest natural-type Thunder Fruit—Enelu! In the moments leading up to this match, he'd been clubbed by the spirited youngster, hacked to pieces by a slashing blade, and dealt a fatal blow by the Shandia natives, yet he still managed to stand on the field unscathed.

But his physical strength has obviously declined. How will he perform in such an unfavorable situation? We will have to wait and see.

Okay, now that both sides have finished their trash talk, let's officially begin the game:

The Straw Hat Boy took the lead in launching an attack, still charging head-on towards his opponent. This has become his usual style of fighting, and it can be said that there is no routine at all.

Judging from the expression of the blue player, he seemed to be very disdainful of this. He raised his hand and used a 3000 million volt Thunderbird move to carry out a long-range precision attack.

This move is cool and fancy. The lightning in his hand turns into a giant bird and rushes towards the Straw Hat Boy who is charging head-on.

Huh? The Straw Hat kid screamed, "Did he get hit?"

Uh, it seems I've been hit, but it's no use. What's going on now? It seems like both sides are stunned. The blue player seems to be shocked by what just happened, and the straw hat kid looks confused, as if he can't figure out what his opponent just did!

The blue player was the first to react. He shook his head violently, as if he couldn't believe that the previous attack had no effect. Oh, his hands began to discharge electricity again. Was he going to increase the power?

Yes, the Straw Hat Boy seemed to be still in a daze, and the blue player took the opportunity to summon a huge thunder dragon with a voltage of up to 6000 million volts and attacked the red player.

Hit it!!

Although the move is very expensive, but... it still seems to be useless. The blue player's eyes popped out and fell into a daze again.

Although the Straw Hat Boy didn't understand why, he seemed to have recovered and started to rush forward quickly.

The blue player did not defend. He was shaking his head frantically and muttering something, as if saying that the opponent could not hit him. Yes, he was a user of the nature-type fruit ability, and his body would become elemental when attacked by ordinary attacks.

Hit the target! Another classic slipper kick to the face!!

We can see that the atmosphere at the scene is extremely exaggerated. The audience, led by Chopper and others, all widened their eyes. That's right, as the user of the strongest natural fruit ability, he is now being beaten unilaterally.

He even forgot to use his famous Heart Net skill.

The audience, led by Nami and Robin, have already guessed it. Yes, Luffy is a rubber man, born to be insulator against lightning. He is Enel's nemesis!!

Ding!

The bell rings, marking the end of the first round. The Red Team has taken a huge lead! We can see that the Straw Hat Kid is very confident, declaring himself the Pirate King, and proudly introducing himself to Enel as a rubber man.

Both sides made some adjustments and continued the second round.

It can be seen that after a brief adjustment, the blue team player regained his composure and stopped using cool moves. Instead, he took out the heart net that made him famous, predicting and dodging the red team's fierce attack.

A beautiful counterattack! The straw hat guy used a rubber pistol, but the blue team easily dodged it and threw him over the shoulder!

The blue player delivers another powerful kick! Can the red player still stand up?

Huh? Incredibly, the red player easily got up, seemingly unharmed! Yes, he's a rubber man, so the blows are ineffective!

Hey! The blue player teleported to the center of the altar. What was he doing? He seemed to be searching for something.

He was very angry at the moment! It seemed that his weapon had been stolen!

Ahem! In this match, the referee stipulated that neither side could use weapons, so they were confiscated in advance!

The red team guy didn't give him a chance to continue searching, and charged forward again, using a rubber trick - shooting randomly with a gun!

The moves were fancy, with fist shadows everywhere, but it didn't work! Enel anticipated the situation and dodged, seizing the opportunity to grab his hands and throw him over his shoulder again.

Alas! Okay, except for the points, there was no real damage to the Straw Hat Brother.

It can be said that both sides are at a stalemate!

Straw Hat Guy seems to have thought of something? Hmm? What's the meaning of this dazed look on his face? He's actually dazed on the court!

It was a magical scene. The dazed straw hat guy seemed to be dodging the blue team's attack unconsciously, just like the Ultra Instinct in the next arena.

But just dodging won't work! You won't score any points that way!

What did he think of?

What was this rubber man made of? He took a deep breath, his limbs drooping on the ground like a limp octopus.

Huh!? He's attacking Teng Man furiously. Is he shortsighted? The blue team player seizes the opportunity to attack him from behind!

Hit! The soft-footed octopus's punches and kicks on the vines bounced back and lashed out at the blue team, KOing them!

After several battles, the blue team's players were exhausted and finally collapsed to the ground! The winner of this match was Straw Hat Luffy!