I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

North of Yorba, Dream City Waterland.

This is a glamorous gambling city, the most prosperous and peaceful city in Alabasta.

On this day, the originally prosperous city became extremely noisy, the streets were filled with chaos, and a navy was chasing several pirates who had escaped.

The largest gang in the city is also chasing these pirates.

On a busy street, a small group of navy led by a woman surrounded a pirate with three knives on his waist.

"Roronoa Zoro! We meet again!!"

"Hey, isn't this Sergeant Tashigi from the Marine Headquarters? Long time no see."

Dashigi's expression was cold: "I said, I will personally take back the famous sword from your hand."

Zoro crossed his arms and said, "Haven't we already decided the winner?"

She drew her precious sword, Shigure, and pointed it at Zoro: "The outcome is not yet decided! You haven't even hit me once!"

"It seems you insist on another fight, so let's make a bet?"

"Bet?"

"If you lose, you'll be my girlfriend." Zoro grinned.

"Who wants to be your girlfriend!?" Tashigi turned into a red-faced fishman.

The surrounding navy also started to cheer: "Oh oh oh!"

"I don't care, it's settled!" After following Lu Dong for a long time, Zoro found that this childish trick was quite useful, so after he finished speaking, he didn't give Tashigi a chance to react, he pulled out the Wado Ichimonji and started to attack.

Ding Ding Ding!

"Wow, I haven't seen you for a few days. Your swordsmanship has improved." Zoro didn't use his full strength and still had enough energy to make a few jokes.

"Damn it!" Tashigi felt humiliated again and chopped fiercely with gritted teeth.

"What a rough swordsmanship! A sword that is not soft is not strong!" He repeated Hawkeye's words. Although he didn't understand them, it didn't stop him from pretending to be a master.

Bang!

It ended the same way, Zoro knocked Shigure away and put the knife on his shoulder.

"You lose! From today on, you are my girlfriend." Zoro grinned.

"Heh! You didn't even hit me with your sword, how can you say you beat me?" Tashigi said stubbornly.

Damn it, you think you can eat me, right? I won’t chop you down.

"Okay... I have other things to do. Next time we meet, if I lose again, you have to abide by the agreement." Zoro sheathed his sword, turned around and ran away.

"Who made a promise with you!!" Tashigi's roar came from behind.

Ding, do what you like with Goddess No. 5 and you will be rewarded with love value +3.

It’s been a long time since I’ve heard this reminder sound. This No. 5 and Kuina are exactly the same.

Crocodile is on the tallest building and is very conspicuous, so Zoro will not get lost, but Zoro does not want to be locked in a cage with the stupid Luffy.

Seastone is very important in the early stage. That cage... Well, Zoro likes it very much, but it is said that seastone is harder than diamond, so it is definitely impossible to cut it. You have to find a saw and other tools.

……

Dream City Rainland, the largest casino rain banquet - VIP room.

A man with a slicked-back hair and a long horizontal scar on his face, a golden hook in his left hand, wearing a black fur coat and holding a cigar, looks like an Italian mafia boss.

At this moment, he was proudly and emotionally recounting the elaborate conspiracy of rebellion.

The audience consists of the Straw Hat Pirates and Captain Smoker in the cage, and Princess Vivi with her hands tied outside the cage.

Hearing the man talk about using Mr. 2's Mimic Fruit to transform into a king and start a war, Weiwei was extremely angry and anxious. Even though her hands were tied, she fell off her chair and struggled to get up: "I want to stop this! As long as I get to Alpala before the rebels, there's still a chance to stop the rebels!"

Apparently, her anger made the man even more proud: "Oh... what a coincidence... We are also going to Aruba to ask your father a question. Do you want to come with us..."

Boom!

At this moment, the door to the VIP room suddenly broke into several pieces, and a green-haired man with three knives on his waist appeared outside the door. He had a large bucket tied to his back, and a water pipe on the bucket...

"Mr. Swordsman!?" Vivi was very excited.

"Zoro!!" Luffy shouted excitedly: "Let us out!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, this is one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea, Crocodile? The user of the natural Sand-Sand Fruit, a rare species!" Zoro grinned.

"So there's still someone who slipped through the net, Mr. Swordsman?" Crocodile, sitting in the chair, was a little surprised at first, then slowly raised his hand and took a puff of his cigar: "Since you know my reputation, you still dare to come to me rashly. I really don't know if you are..."

"shave!"

"Three Sword Style. Demon Slash!!"

Crocodile sneered and his body began to transform into elements, but when it had just transformed into a quarter of the elements, he felt something was wrong and immediately raised the golden hook in his left hand to block in front of him.

Ding!

The two men's bodies crossed, and Crocodile had a wound less than half an inch deep on his chest. He was caught off guard and was still injured.

"Tsk tsk tsk, worthy of being a 50-50 match, your reaction is really quick." Zoro shook his head in regret. Even though he caught him off guard, he still couldn't kill him in an instant.

Crocodile looked at the bucket behind Zoro and realized what was going on: "Despicable boy! How do you know the weakness of the Sand-Sand Fruit?"

Zoro grinned, "Knowing that you are one of the Seven Warlords, how could you not be prepared at all?"

"Hehe..." Crocodile suddenly laughed: "Is that wooden barrel your only support? If not..."

As he spoke, a small sandstorm appeared in his hand. Zoro grinned wickedly: "Don't even think about using any powerful abilities, there's water all around here!"

"..." Lao Sha awkwardly put away the sandstorm in his hand, then smiled coldly: "So... you think you have a sure win? Ms. Sunday!"

"Six-wheeled flower, Anchor flower!" Robin, who was watching the show nearby, raised his hands at Lao Sha's instruction.

As soon as he finished speaking, six hands grew out of Zoro's body, grabbed Zoro's neck, arms, and feet at the same time, and tried to use joint techniques to bend Zoro's body backwards.

Zoro tensed his muscles and grinned, "In the face of absolute power, joint techniques are not very effective."

"Three Swords Style, One Gorikiro, Two Gorikiro!"

As his biceps and triceps expanded, he broke free from the restraints on his hands and swung his knife at the arms on his body.

Robin had no choice but to disable his ability: "Sorry, Mr. 0."

"As expected of Zoro!" Usopp.

"Zoro! Kill him quickly!" Luffy also joined in the fun.

Only Zoro wore a turban with a solemn expression. The reputation of 50-50 is not in vain. Even if one has the best luck, he should not be underestimated.

"That's very impressive, Mr. Swordsman. It's a pity that I'm not the kind of fool who only relies on my abilities." Crocodile took off the golden hook on his left hand, revealing an iron hook hidden inside the golden hook. Purple poisonous gas was coming out of several holes on the iron hook. A drop of purple liquid fell to the ground, and white smoke rose on the floor.