I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

...As expected, an accident happened.

Deep within a dense primeval forest, a thick green canopy obscures the sky, leaving only dappled sunlight filtering through the treetops, spilling onto the moist earth. Within this dark and mysterious world, a lone figure wanders.

It was a man with three knives hanging on his waist. His figure was looming among the trees. His green algae head seemed to blend into this ancient forest. Behind him was a huge triceratops.

He kept circling in the woods, sometimes stopping to look at the surrounding trees, and sometimes looking up at the sky, trying to find two huge figures.

He muttered, "The road is straight, let's go our separate ways. There's no grudge in the past, and no hatred in the present. If there's been any offense, please forgive me."

Well... Vice President Suo did not admit that he was as directionally challenged as the original owner. From the simple and unadorned spells he uttered, it was not difficult to see that he thought he must have encountered a ghost wall.

He followed Luffy's path to find the sword-wielding giant. Just when the volcano erupted, he saw two giants fighting. Then, on his way in that direction, he encountered a small hill blocking the way. When he went around the hill, he had another fight with the triceratops.

And then... I couldn't find the way.

"These two fast boys have grown so big for nothing. They only came a few times and they're already exhausted?" He kept muttering to himself, "When will this damn volcano erupt again?"

At this point in time, the giant with the sword might have already drunk the bomb, so why would he compete with him with a sword made of chicken feathers?

At this moment, a small wax house appeared in front of him.

Oh, what a coincidence! Here comes the person who knows the way.

Zoro concealed his presence and approached quietly. When he looked inside, he saw a bespectacled guy with a "3"-shaped bun, wearing a blue and white striped short-sleeved shirt and a purple bow tie. He was wearing a record pointer on his left hand and was sitting with his legs crossed, drinking tea and reading a newspaper.

Next to him, a little girl sat quietly squatting. Her head bowed, her dark red hair in twin ponytails, her eyes wide, and her cheeks rosy. She wore a pink wide-brimmed hat and a light blue floral shirt. She also wore a dark red skirt, blue and white striped socks, and a pair of red sneakers.

Although she was squatting, it was not difficult to see that with her height and figure, she was the type that the shopping guide would have to take her to the children's clothing section when she entered the mall.

However, Oda said that she is eighteen years old this year. Whether you believe it or not, Zoro believes it!

"shave!"

Bang Bang!

After a busy period, Zoro sat on a wax chair, poured a cup of tea, took a sip, and then poured it on the two tied people to wake them up.

"It is really rude to break into someone else's house, sit in the owner's seat and drink the owner's treasured Earl Grey tea." After waking up, Mr. 3 quickly understood what happened and looked at Zoro with a gloomy face.

Canglang!

Zoro knew that he was an old bastard, so he pulled out his Kitetsu and placed it on his shoulder: "You'd better stop doing those little tricks behind your back, or I promise to chop off your head first, Mr. 3, CEO of Baroque Studio."

Mr. 3 was clearly panicking. "Since you know we're from Baroque Studio, you'd better let us go immediately. Otherwise, the boss will definitely hunt you down."

"What does it matter? Am I not already on your wanted list?" Zoro smirked, and then a hint of murderous intent flashed in his eyes: "Now, I ask you a question. If you answer it wrong, you will die! Understand?"

"You...you say." Besides being insidious, Mr. 3 also cherishes his life.

"Is that bomber man also on the island?"

"You mean Mr. 5?"

"Hmm?" Obviously, Zoro didn't want to listen to his nonsense and put the knife against his neck.

"Ah... yes, he's here."

"Where have you gone?"

"He and Ms. Valentine went to plant the bomb in the barrel of Brocky the Giant."

"Where are the two giants located?"

Mr. 3 cooperated and pointed in a direction: "Donli is over there... Brockie is over here..."

"Very good! I really like smart people like you." He then moved the knife towards Ms. Huang Jinzhou, whose expression was calm. "Now it's your turn. Let's play a game. I ask a question and you answer it. If you answer 'yes', you can live. If you answer 'no', you will die. Understand?"

Ding! Found a bindable goddess, Mariannu. Do you want to bind her?

Yes.

Ding! Successfully bound to goddess number 8, Mariannu. Please start interacting with her as soon as possible.

Ms. Huang Jinzhou nodded expressionlessly, then said calmly, "I don't want to."

? ?

Are you a rebellious problem child? I haven't even asked yet! You were scared to tears by a duck, can you please stop being so arrogant! Tsk, that's 1 love points, I have to find a way to fight for it again?

Then Zoro grinned and turned to look at Mr.3.

"Well, let's change the game. I ask questions and you answer. If he answers 'yes', he can live. If he answers 'no', he will die. Got it?"

Mr.3 looked shocked, and the "3"-shaped dandruff on his head turned into a big question mark.

Ms. Huang Jinzhou nodded expressionlessly, then said calmly, "Yes."

I know you are anxious, but don't be anxious, I haven't asked yet!

"Although you have already answered, according to the rules, I still have to ask, are you willing to be my girlfriend?"

?

Ms. Huang Jinzhou looked confused and remained silent.

"Hurry up... answer quickly! Ms. Golden Week." Mr. 3 looked at the blade that was getting closer and closer, and broke out in a cold sweat.

"...I wish..." It can be seen that Ms. Golden Week is very hesitant, but Zoro's goal has been achieved.

Ding! Your confession to goddess number 8, Marianu, has been successful. Please keep up the good work and receive a love bonus of +.

Zoro knocked Mr. 3 unconscious again with a backhand, then sheathed his sword with ease: "Well, good morning, Ms. Golden Week."

Ms. Golden Week tilted her head. "Not so good, because you knocked Mr. 3 unconscious and tied us up."

"If he's awake, his abilities would be quite troublesome for me. I'd have to be on guard against him breaking free at any time. Anyway, have you eaten?"

Ms. Golden Week continued to tilt her head and look at the rice crackers on the table.

Zoro followed his gaze and asked, "Want to eat this?"

After saying that, he handed over a piece of rice cracker.

Click!

Ding, girlfriend No. 8 accepts your feeding and is rewarded with love value +50.

!? This experience baby...seems a bit easy to raise.

So, Zoro handed over another piece, and there was still a crisp sound, but no prompt tone.

Hmm, can I only feed it once a day? Should I consider tying it up and keeping it in the boat?

"It's so boring being tied up like this! How about you let me go and I'll draw a picture for you?" Ms. Huang Jinzhou rarely said a few words.

"If you don't paint, your ability will be very troublesome. I can't let you touch the paintbrush." ​​Zoro shook his head, picked up the teacup, and drank the water strategically.

"Okay, then how long are you going to keep us tied up?"

"Well, let's wait for Bomb Man and Number 7 to come back."

"number 7?"

"Oh, Ms. Valentine."