I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

The green algae-haired man made a slight move, and a wet road appeared on the deck of the Sunshine. There was a girl in her twenties with mature makeup and a heart-shaped lipstick mark on the tip of her lip.

She carelessly took off her shirt and wrung out the water in front of everyone. A guy with curly eyebrows started bleeding from his nose and fell to the ground seriously injured. Dr. Chopper was busy as a madman.

The green algae-headed man frowned and said, "Hey, you should be more careful. There are so many people watching here."

Bonnie turned her head and raised her middle finger: "None of your business! But thank you for saving me this time, you pervert!"

Despite hearing the system's prompt, the green algae-haired man's face still darkened.

"Who is she?" Luffy picked his nose.

"Huh? You don't recognize me?" Bonnie complained again, "We're both from the Worst Generation, and I used to be on par with you! I was also at the Chambord Archipelago two years ago!"

"Ah...you are extremely evil too!" Luffy tilted his head.

"Tsk, my name is Bonnie! I'm your enemy, remember that!"

"Hehehe, so your name is Pochi."

"It's Bonnie!!"

"Okay, Bonnie!"

"Bonnie!"

The navigator's expression turned obviously unfriendly. "Where did you meet her again? What's going on with her? She was just a little girl just now, how come she has grown up in the blink of an eye?"

The green algae-haired girl reported honestly, "Ahem... I met her two years ago at the Sabaody Archipelago. She's the user of the Sui Sui Fruit, which allows her to control her age. So, don't be fooled by her appearance; she's actually only twelve."

"Only twelve years old..." The man with curly eyebrows opened his eyes with difficulty and fell into deep self-blame.

Bonnie was reminded by him: "Hmph! Come to think of it, there's no need to thank you. We are even now."

What a bullshit to settle the score! My stupid father-in-law beat me up three times!

"Huh!? What's going on between you two?" Nami grasped the point instantly.

"Ahem... just some little jokes..."

state! !

Nami transformed into a fish-man mouth: "You didn't even let me go when I was twelve years old!!"

"You bastard green-haired guy! What have you done to Miss Bonnie!!" For some unknown reason, the guy with curly eyebrows stood up in anger as if nothing had happened.

"Perverted green algae-haired guy!" Luffy pouted with disgust at first, but then realized what was happening and widened his eyes: "Huh? You're only twelve years old!!"

"Tsk, what's wrong with being twelve years old? Oh, by the way, what's the matter with your bounty? Your hair has turned white, and it's a hot topic in the newspapers." Bonnie remembered something.

"Ah——" Luffy raised his fists and made a funny pose: "That's my freest posture."

Bonnie frowned. "...What the hell! However, your number has really grown a lot compared to two years ago. There's Jinbe the Sea Knight, Kaido's son, Big Mom's daughter, Germa, a traitorous female marine, and a big-eared guy with unknown origins."

Enel was immediately furious when he heard this: "Foolish mortal! My name is Enel! I am a god from the sky!"

"A God from the sky?" Bonnie was stunned.

However, Luffy quickly interrupted her reverie, "Hehehe, except for Jinbe, the others were brought aboard by that bastard Green Algae Hair." He then pointed at Enel and said, "This guy used to be our enemy on Sky Island."

The green algae-haired man didn't notice Bonnie's expression change drastically, but looked at Luffy with an unhappy face: "Hey, hey, you agreed too! Don't put all the responsibility on me!"

"You even added a ship without my permission! The Sunny hasn't been as lively as before these days!" Luffy started to bring up old grudges.

"That's what everyone agrees on. It's your fault that Kaido is so weak that he can seriously injure you!"

"Huh? You green algae-head bastard, you want to fight!?"

"Hey, it seems like you're determined not to be the captain anymore!"

The two men's eyes gradually became tense, and they grabbed each other's collars and were about to start fighting.

But the next moment, he was attracted by Bonnie who was behaving out of character next to him.

"Sky Island! There really is a Sky Island! Are you the god of Sky Island?" Bonnie's eyes were filled with shock and excitement as she grabbed Enel and said, "Hey! Are you the legendary Sun God?"

"Huh? What Sun God?" Enel looked confused. Ever since he left Sky Island, although he repeatedly emphasized his most noble status, he had already recognized the fact - there were no gods in the new world.

"This idiot is the one." The algae-haired guy lifted Luffy with one hand and grabbed his rubber face with the other: "The bounty you saw is the Nika form of this guy after his fruit power awakened."

"Nika..." Bonnie was stunned.

Luffy stretched out his arms, grabbed the back of the green algae-headed man's head, and gritted his teeth: "Let me go, damn green algae-headed man."

"Asshole! Let me go!!"

Soon the two men started fighting, and Bonnie, with a dull look in her eyes, gradually became angry. She put on her clothes with a dark face, and rushed forward with two punches, knocking the two men down.

The green algae-head covered the big bump on his head and said, "You little bastard, do you want to die?"

Bonnie angrily lifted the green-haired man's collar and said, "You have to have a limit when it comes to joking. Just relying on this guy who only knows how to make trouble?"

"Who's kidding you?" Luffy, who was lying on the ground wailing with a big bump on his head, was kicked by the green algae-headed man: "Hey, idiot, change to fifth gear and show her!"

Luffy immediately got angry and rushed towards the green algae-headed man again: "Asshole, why should I listen to you!"

Jinbei pulled the ferocious Luffy and changed the subject: "By the way, Bonnie, where are your ship and friends?"

"I came here alone. My ship was eaten by that steel monster just now." Then she turned to look at the green algae-headed man without any hesitation: "I don't have time to watch you guys messing around. Is there anything to eat? I'm hungry."

"Hey! Curly Eyebrows, go get some food."

"Huh? You green algae-head bastard! Of course I will prepare delicious food for Miss Bonnie, but I won't follow your orders, understand?"

"Sanji~ I'm hungry too~~" Luffy will not miss any opportunity to eat.

……

On the Fanghua, the women looked at each other in bewilderment.

Yamato spoke first: "Eh? What's going on over there? Why aren't they moving?"

"The child I just rescued seems familiar." Tashigi searched her memory.

"Hehehe...just go over and take a look and you'll know." Robin raised his hands, and a pair of white wings grew from his shoulders.

On the other side, on the Aroma, Hancock frowned slightly: "Huh? What's going on, Kikyo, go and take a look."

"Yes, Lady Snake."

Then a pair of wings grew on Platycodon's back.

Just as the two women took off into the air, the sea surface surged rapidly. With a huge sound of water, a giant robot with the number 12 painted on its shoulder stood tall out of the sea.

Everyone on the three ships was shocked by the scene before them.

"Wow, what a big... robot!" Yamato opened his mouth wide again, looking like he had never seen the world before.

On the other side, the Nine Snakes Pirates also exclaimed in surprise at the appearance of the giant robot.

Luffy, Franky, Usopp, and Chopper on the Sunny had golden eyes and tears streaming down their faces: "Giant...Giant Robot!!"

As a professional, Caesar showed a look of disgust: "This thing is so similar to that old guy's style. It's really annoying."

At this moment, the robot's chest slowly opened, and a puzzled woman's voice came from inside: "Hmm... No, I failed again... Why can't I control the desires of these creatures...?"

"Someone's coming out." Curly Eyebrows showed a look of shock at first, then his eyes filled with love: "Judging from the voice, it should be a young lady!"

At that moment, a curvaceous, heroic woman emerged from the cabin. She wore a high-tech helmet with sunglasses and muttered to herself, "This is a real headache... I don't know who you are, but the only orders I gave the sharks were to scout, report, and fire... If they're swallowed whole like this, the treasure will be gone too. Is there a programming error?"

Then she took off her helmet, revealing her delicate features with a slightly malicious smile: "...Pirates!! I am a humble genius scientist employed by the world government, Dr. Vegapunk!"

Everyone on the Sunshine was shocked: "Hey!? Vegapunk!"

Bonnie had obviously never seen a few clones before, and frowned: "Tsk, who are you kidding?"

Caesar began to mutter to himself: "Although Vegapunk is not such a little girl, but this robot..."

Ding! Found a bindable goddess, Vegabank No. 02 "Evil" Lilith, do you want to bind?

After hearing the system prompt, the green algae-headed man looked very embarrassed. She was pretty enough, evil indeed, and had a cheerful personality, but she was still disgusting! When he thought that it was the clone of an old man, he fell silent - to make the clone into a woman, this old man was really evil!