I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

The country of peace.

The sunlight shines through the sparse clouds, casting dappled light and shadows, adding a touch of laziness to the quiet afternoon.

The breeze is not dry, but people are different.

From the general's residence came the sound of porcelain breaking, which was crisp and pleasant.

"Don't drop it again, Nami~~" Momonosuke's eyes were filled with tears as he tightly grasped the vase held high by Fishman's Mouth Nami.

"Although Miss Nami is very charming when she's angry~~ it's not worth getting angry at that kind of person. Why don't you try the princess afternoon tea I prepared specially for you~~" The man with curly eyebrows and loving eyes brought out cake and black tea.

Nami's expression changed slightly. She put down the vase, took a deep breath to calm herself down, and picked up the tea: "Thank you, Sanji~"

Then she took a sip and was once again furious. In an instant, she turned hostile and smashed the cup to pieces, turning into a fish-man's mouth: "Damn bastard! He hasn't come back yet! He even took my gold! To please that snotty woman! This is unforgivable!!"

The sound of the teacup breaking and the sound of the heart breaking were intertwined. Curly Eyebrows moved a small stool and sat in the corner to draw circles.

"Hehehe... We've met again after such a long time, there must be endless things to talk about." Robin's tone was calm, but his eyes were clearly murderous.

"No! If the other party is the most beautiful woman in the world, we must take the initiative!" Garrett actively joined the small group and began to fan the flames.

"Bah, the most beautiful woman in the world, but she is just a stray dog ​​who was chased by the navy and fled all the way to the New World!" Tashigi was quite disdainful.

Yamato picked up the mace and said, "I think Sister Garret is right. Why should we wait? We can just go over and beat her up!"

Only Reiju was eating melon seeds with a smile on her face.

"I say... everyone, judging from the aura coming from Onigashima last night, the opponent is not only beautiful but also a rare strong man. It's not good to provoke such an opponent." Usopp stroked his chin and analyzed calmly.

"Usopp! Which side are you from?" Nami transformed into a fishman's mouth again.

Usopp shrank his neck and hid his head: "I am also thinking about everyone..."

"Strong? I'm going to fight the strong!" Yamato, a warmonger, gradually became excited.

Seeing that everyone was almost united, Luffy was confused: "When did their relationship become better?"

"To put it simply, if there are no outsiders, we only need to guard the meat on our plates and not let you take it away. But if outsiders come to steal the meat on our ship..." Franky gave an inappropriate example.

Luffy was furious: "Then let's beat him together!"

"Yohoho, Mr. Zoro is really going to have a headache this time. This is the most beautiful woman in the world. I wonder if I will have the honor to see her panties in the future... Yohohoho!"

"Hahaha, Brook, put away your thoughts immediately. She is a very dangerous woman." As a former colleague, Boss Jinbe has a lot of say.

"It's really dangerous. Sanji was petrified just by looking at him!" Chopper trembled a little.

……

On the other side, in the Onigashima Castle, Hancock was rubbing her temples while analyzing the information told by the green algae-headed guy.

"You're quite the character! A little thief who loves gold and is doted on by the crew, a demon child who has been lurking in the dark since childhood, two daughters of the Four Emperors, and a female marine who is nearly as powerful as the Four Emperors. From your description, it seems that even the peaceful Germa has a powerful brother and family to back him up. It seems that each of them is a tough guy."

"Hey...that's why I have a headache." The green algae-headed guy smiled awkwardly.

Kikyo rolled her eyes: "Then why did you cause so much trouble?"

"Uh..." The green algae-headed man was speechless for a moment.

"Forget it. There's no point pursuing it now. Besides, this has piqued my interest a little."

Hancock shook her head slightly, then raised her eyebrows slightly. "Little bastard, your previous idea was missing an important part. Life will always have friction. Expecting constant peaceful coexistence is unrealistic. Mutual restraint is the only way to last. But a family is like a country. There must be someone in charge. Without them, there will always be opposition and disintegration. Only with someone in charge can people distinguish right from wrong. With right and wrong, there will be rules. That is the only long-term solution."

"Huh? Am I not the one in charge?" The green algae head was stunned.

Hancock rolled her eyes. "Besides bullying me and Kikyo, who else can you be? Besides, if we have a conflict, who will you help? And most importantly, you need someone to help you say things that you are not comfortable saying."

…I get it. The Queen wants to be the boss! While her thinking is quite feudal, it seems impossible to refute.

Then, the green algae-head grinned and said, "Yeah, I understand. But like you said, none of them are easy to deal with. This is not Amazon Lily. It's not easy for you to be their boss."

Hancock looked disdainful. "Hmph, do you think I was born a king? Kikyo, you've been helping me with government affairs for quite some time now. Tell me what you think."

"Yes! Lady Snake, according to intelligence analysis, the Straw Hat Pirates have almost no personal worship and are a group of free and undisciplined individuals. It is not easy to conquer them with strength, so I think the fastest way is to gain someone's support first, seize the main cause, then divide one group, win over another, gain a firm foothold, establish prestige, and finally make a few correct decisions to convince everyone. If necessary, someone needs to make clear who is the most important person in his heart."

dong dong!

Hancock tapped the table lightly and turned to look at someone: "Ahem... Do you understand?"

It seems that you, the king and his ministers, have been conspiring loudly to make me the bad guy!

The green algae-headed man said with a dark face: "Aren't you trying to embarrass me..."

"Hmm? Is it difficult? Am I not the most important person to you?" Hancock raised her eyebrows slightly.

"Um...you are all important..."

Hancock said coldly: "If you have this attitude, I can't control you!"

The green algae-haired man smiled apologetically: "Hey, of course you're the one I care about the most... but you have to give everyone a way out. How about we get a number first?"

"That's pretty good. How are you going to arrange it?"

"If it's based on age, people are most likely to accept it..."

Snapped!

Hancock's face turned pale. "Asshole! You said I'm the oldest!?"

"No, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!" The algae-haired man denied it three times in a row: "This just proves that you are eternally young..."

"How dare you say that!" Hancock's eyes widened.

The green algae-haired man stammered, "...It's mainly about the order in which the relationship was established... There's too much controversy... After all, no matter what, Nami was the first to establish it..."

"Then it's based on beauty!" Hancock flicked her hair.

"Well... of course you are the most beautiful, but it's hard to rank the others."

"Then figure it out yourself! Anyway, I won't obey anyone!"

Yes! It’s most appropriate to sort by age!

In this way, both troublemakers will be satisfied. As the youngest person, Nami will definitely have nothing to say. Who would care about being young? Tashigi will definitely be satisfied to be ranked above Nami!

The only one who might be dissatisfied is Hancock, but her successful promotion and sweet talk should make her not care about it.

Oh, silly Queen, why not seniority? I'm a genius!