I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

New World Waters.

The sun pours down to the sea, the sky is boundless blue, and a few white clouds float leisurely.

On the deck of the pirate ship speeding across the sea, the graceful Garette had a worried look on her face. Thinking of what the big-eared thief had said to her when she was changing shifts just now, she sighed softly.

Although I know that the man has ulterior motives, what he said makes sense.

"Yeah, hahaha, if I'm not mistaken, you were sent by Big Mom to use a honey trap on him. You can't go on like this. That stupid mortal has no shortage of women around him. If you don't take the initiative, you might never be able to complete your mission in this lifetime."

Oh, do I really have to take the initiative to please that bastard?

Bah! These three bastards are so shameless. They haven't even gotten up yet. I don't know who's so anxious to go to Beehive Island!

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. On impulse, she walked into the cabin. As a series of rapid knocks on the door echoed in the corridor, someone in the room was very dissatisfied.

He flung open the door. "You big-eared thief, you're looking for death, aren't you? Making a noise so early in the morning... Eh? Why are you here?"

The moment he opened the door, Garrett, who was originally furious, regretted her rash behavior and became timid: "I... I came to ask you, do you want breakfast?"

Ding! Girlfriend No. 47 is very caring towards you, rewarding you with +50 love points.

The green algae-headed boy, who was still half asleep, was suddenly overjoyed. Teacher Pei had taught this question countless times!

The green-haired man put away his expression, moistened his throat, and tried his best to appear gentlemanly: "Well! Then may I have the honor of inviting you to breakfast?"

"Eh? Of... course..." Garrett sounded a little nervous.

Just as the green-haired man was about to continue the conversation, an unfriendly voice came from behind him.

"Ah! Did you forget there was someone else in the room!?"

The green algae-headed guy suddenly shuddered. Uh... I was a little excited when I encountered a question I knew the answer to, so I was careless.

So he gave Garrett a wry smile and said, "Can we have breakfast with you again?"

Garrett's teeth had been suffering for a long time, breaking and cracking since early morning. After holding it in for a long time, she finally suppressed the raging anger that was rising up: "If you two sisters don't mind, of course we can come together."

The green algae-haired man was very satisfied with what he said and gave a look of approval. He then turned to look at Dashiqi and said, "You should learn from them..."

Before he could finish his words, Yamato's big slippers came towards him. The green algae-headed man quickly grabbed them and said, "Hey, if you want to throw something, throw your own. Why are you throwing Yamato's?"

"That's right, even if you don't eat, I still have to eat." Yamato also expressed dissatisfaction. People who eat have a strong spirit of eating, and those who eat are the best!

"You're speaking for him!?" Tashigi looked at Tashigi in disbelief. Where are their good friends?

Yamato felt a little guilty: "I'm hungry..."

Faced with this scene, Green Algae Head and Garrett were both stunned, and then they began to have their own ulterior motives.

"So...what does Yamato-chan want to eat?"

"I am a man!"

"Oh, yes, yes, what does Yamato-chan want to eat?" Garrett spoke immediately.

"Hmm... can you make oden?" Yamato asked with anticipation.

"Sorry... I don't know how... but the pastries I made taste good, would you like to try them?" As Big Mom's Butter Minister.

"That's fine! As long as it's not spicy!" People who eat a lot are never picky about food.

"Is sister Tashigi coming too?"

"I won't..." Just as she finished speaking, she heard her stomach growling.

"Hey! How can we not eat... Let's go. They have invited us warmly. It would be very rude of you to do this." The green algae-headed man grinned.

Before long, the atmosphere in the restaurant began to become weird.

Yamato's cheeks puffed out like a hamster as he praised Garrett's cooking: "The egg tarts are delicious! And these cookies are delicious too!"

Garrett narrowed her crescent eyes, looking very happy. "If it tastes good, eat more. I can make a few other dishes. I'll make something else for you next time."

"Yeah!" Yamato nodded repeatedly.

Tashigi felt very aggrieved. On the one hand, she resented Yamato for being bribed by just a piece of food, but on the other hand, she was eating the sumptuous breakfast prepared by Garette. She always felt uncomfortable, but she couldn't get angry.

Just as she raised her eyes, she saw the green-haired man's hateful smile. She gritted her teeth and stomped at him hard.

Unexpectedly, the green algae-headed man reacted quickly and immediately raised his leg to catch it. So she kicked him again. In terms of kicking skills, the green algae-headed man was quite experienced, so his expression did not change and he caught it again.

For a moment, everything was calm at the table, but people were interacting with each other under the table.

However, as the two people's foot movements became more and more vigorous, the table began to shake, causing dissatisfaction among the people eating.

I saw Yamato suddenly hold down the table and said, "If you want to fight, go out and fight. We are eating!"

The green algae-haired man didn't care and smiled: "That's right, we're eating, why are you making a fuss?"

But after being exposed, Dashiqi was immediately furious. She suddenly stood up and looked at the green algae-headed man: "Come out here!"

"Hey, just go out." The green algae-headed guy stood up happily.

Then, the sky was filled with wind and clouds...

Inside the restaurant, Yamato muttered, "Really? He's getting mad for no reason so early in the morning."

Garrett held her cheek with her hand and smiled slightly: "She's jealous. She's not happy that Zoro invited me to breakfast."

"Eh? You're not some outsider. Women are such a hassle!"

"Alas, they have always treated me as an outsider, thinking that I am Big Mom's daughter. Only you treat me as one of your own." Garrett looked pitiful.

"Huh? Then I'm still Kaido's son! But I don't feel like anyone treats me as an outsider." Yamato tilted his head.

"That's because you are ignorant of the world, just like that female sailor... Never mind, I won't tell you about this. In fact, it's good that you have a simple mind. At least you don't have so many worries." Garette hesitated to speak.

"Hehe, I'm just thinking too much and it's affecting my mood. I'm going to see the sea. Thank you for the treat!" Yamato stuffed another piece of bread into his mouth and rushed out of the restaurant in a hurry.

Garrett, who was trying to win her over, is having a hard time... Aren't you curious about how I'm going to frame her?! Don't you have any sympathy for me? Are you so indifferent to the darkness of this world? This girl is out of her mind!

On the other side, two people started fighting after a disagreement, and the fight spread from the deck to the air.

However, Tashigi, who did not carry a sword, was soon hugged by the green algae-headed man. Although the green algae-headed man intended to break up her alliance with Yamato and restore the three-way balance of power, he needed to do it step by step and could not do it all at once.

"Hey, what are you mad about? You know I'm talking to her for the love points."

Dashiki rolled her eyes: "Then you can't flirt with other women in front of me!"

"Okay, okay! Don't do this again next time. Don't be angry."

"Hmph! It's okay if you don't feel angry, just give it back to me once!"

"Um... so early in the morning..."

"Hmph!" Dashigi pouted and turned away.

"Oh, okay..."

"We agreed on this beforehand! If you don't cooperate, it doesn't count!"

Since both of them had the ability to see and hear, Yamato, who was sitting at the bow watching the sea, just blinked and disappeared from sight, not knowing that they had quietly returned to the room.

As we all know, every time a green algae-head is bullied, he has to refresh his memory and get back at his enemies after all this trouble.

That night, Tashigi was the first to surrender, which caused strong dissatisfaction from Yamato.