I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

A bright moon is in the sky near the sea of ​​Wano Country.

On the calm sea, cheerful and relaxing music was playing on the dragon-like pirate ship.

"Drink, drink, that's it! Finish it!!" The one-armed boss with rosy cheeks was drinking green algae head vigorously, and a group of old men next to him also followed suit.

Garrett, who was looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, was out of tune with the lively atmosphere.

What kind of Four Emperors is this?! If this bastard tries to hit on your daughter again, shouldn't you beat him up, risking your life?

She really couldn't understand it... Are all big guys' thoughts so unconventional?

The two men were fighting desperately just a second ago, but this bastard suddenly said whimsically, let's stop fighting and compete in drinking.

Finally, the boss actually decided to hold a party!!

How did they reach a consensus out of nowhere?! Is it because my level is too low?

In fact, after fighting with Shanks for dozens of rounds, Green Algae Head felt that there was little point in continuing the fight, because Shanks was shouting fiercely, but there was no murderous intent in him. It was obvious that he just wanted to vent his anger; he also didn't want to chop Shanks, after all, he was Luffy's guide, and if he really got angry, Luffy would be in trouble.

So, when he felt that Shanks had almost vented his anger, he proposed a drinking contest as a solution. As men, there is no conflict that cannot be solved by a drink. If there is, then... drink first and then fight!

"Damn kid, is Usopp okay? He wasn't injured when you were fighting Kaido and Blackbeard, right?" Jesus hugged the green-haired boy's shoulders.

"Burp! Don't worry, your cheap son is in good spirits!" The green-haired man wiped his mouth.

"Hey, hey! You bastard, what do you mean by cheap son! Although I also want to accompany him to grow up, the pirate flag is calling me!" The drunk Jesus stepped on the wine barrel and raised his hands high.

"Oh! Oh!!" The red-haired crew members raised their glasses in response to the declaration of 'abandoning wives and children'.

After three seconds of silence for Usopp, the green algae-haired man was refilled with wine by the red-haired man: "Hahaha, I was really worried about you when I heard that you were fighting Kaido and Teach at the same time."

The green algae-head raised his wine bowl and grinned: "To be honest, I didn't expect Blackbeard to come, but he didn't try his best."

"Well, I was just about to remind you, don't underestimate that guy." The red-haired man's expression changed slightly: "The scar on my eye was left by him. That's because he hadn't eaten the Dark-Dark Fruit yet."

"I've heard a lot about him. Don't worry, I won't underestimate him."

"Well, but then again, the kids nowadays are really amazing. Look, you are now on par with us. The bounty of you, a bastard kid, even exceeds that of Hawkeye!" Shanks slapped the newspaper in his hand.

As soon as Green Algae Head took it, several bounty warrants fell out.

My favorite is Chopper—1000! That’s ten times the price.

Straw Hat Luffy - 32 million;

Great Swordsman·Pervert·Zoro——38 billion;

Jinbei: 11 billion berries

Blackfoot Sanji - 10 billion;

Kaido's son Yamato - 9 million Beli.

Charlotte Garrett – $9 million;

Devil's Child Nico Robin - 9 million;

Thunder Man Big Ears – 8 million (self-proclaimed god, origin unknown);

Okami Usopp – 5 million;

Iron Man Franky – 3 million (Sunny portrait);

Soul King Brook - 3 million;

Navy traitor Tashigi – 4 million berries;

Thief Cat Nami – 3 million;

Vinsmoke Reiju——3 million berries

The green algae-haired man nodded with satisfaction at first, his position as vice-chairman still intact. Then he kept clicking his tongue, "Tsk, tsk, tsk, the navy intelligence is very timely. They even knew about Tashigi and Yamato joining the team, and even Reiju and Garette!"

No wonder they didn't catch Green Bull! Knowing so much, he must be a coward, right? But if he knows so much... why is Tashigi's bounty only 4 million... Doesn't the Navy know Tashigi's current strength?

"Huh?" Upon hearing this, Garrett snatched her bounty order, her face filled with shock.

Even though the bounty has only increased slightly compared to before, but... when did I become a member of the Straw Hat Pirates!?

Then, the sharp-eyed green-haired man saw a familiar figure in the newspaper. The eye-catching headline above the figure made him open his eyes wide - former Shichibukai Boa Hancock kidnapped the navy hero Coby, and all members of the Nine Snakes Pirates fled to the New World!

No! You are not his granddaughter-in-law anymore, why would you mess with that old man! ?

After entering the New World, the bounty has risen to 25 billion. Do you want me to be the man who becomes the Pirate King?

Shanks, with a red face, completely didn't understand the green-haired man's feelings, and kept pressing his wine beside him: "Are you stunned? What are you standing there for? Drink!"

The green algae-haired girl held her forehead slightly: "I want to be quiet..."

Shanks looked at the green algae-headed girl who walked to the bow and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. He was confused: "...Who is Jingjing? She doesn't seem to be among your companions."

However, the green algae-haired girl was in no mood to pay attention to him, as she was preoccupied with many thoughts.

Everything is a mess. Blackbeard appeared in Wano Country, Hancock inexplicably kidnapped Coby, and Garp certainly won't bother with Beehive Island. So...

Thinking of this, the green algae-haired man suddenly opened his eyes, grabbed the newspaper in his hand and read it carefully.

Nothing else has changed, the Cross Guild has been established, Hawkeye and Crocodile have become vice-emperors...

"Something's going to happen! ... Garrett, let's go!"

"Eh?" Shanks was confused again: "You don't want to drink anymore?"

"I'll owe you that for now. I'll drink with you again next time we have the chance!" The green-haired man picked up Garrett, turned around to say hello to the red-haired man, and jumped back into his boat.

The members of the Red Hair Pirates looked at each other in confusion, standing there in a daze.

"Well... young people nowadays are so reckless..." The red-haired man sighed slightly.

"Boss, what about us?"

"Forget about him, let's continue! Luffy has finally grown to this point, and it's rare to meet Luffy's friends, so we must have a good time today! Guys! Cheers!!"

"Oh!! Cheers!!"

After a round of drinking, Shanks turned to look at Ben Beckman, his eyes becoming serious. "I say, Beck, it's time for us to go get this... one-of-a-kind treasure."

……

Back on the ship, the green algae-headed man paced back and forth beside the Den Den Mushi, muttering to himself, "I have to tell Luffy, and I have to bring the big-eared thief with me..."

"What are you mumbling about? What exactly happened?" Garrett looked confused.

"We have to leave Wano Country for a while. I'll explain it to you later." After sorting out his thoughts, the green-haired guy picked up the Den Den Mushi on the boat.

……

On the other side, the banquet in Wano Country gradually came to an end.

In the banquet hall, Kin'emon rushed in holding a pen with a snail on it.

"Mr. Luffy! Mr. Zoro, I want you to answer the phone. It seems urgent!"

The Straw Hat Pirates pricked up their ears when they heard this.

"What? Zoro just remembered to come back and have a party now?" Luffy pouted and grabbed the pen: "Hey, hey! You bastard green algae head, I've eaten all the meat!"

"Luffy, I have something important to tell you." A serious voice of the green-haired man came from the phone.

"Huh? What's wrong?" Luffy also became serious.

"I'm going to leave Wano Country for a few days. Someone who has done me a great favor is in danger, and I have to go save her."

"Ah? What are you talking about? If we want to save someone, of course we should go together!" Luffy frowned.

The voice in the Den Den Mushi was very firm: "Don't worry! I can handle it. If your injury hasn't healed yet, stay in Wano Country and wait for me. I will be back in just a few days. However, I need to bring the Big Ear Thief with me."

"Foolish mortal, don't even think about letting me be your battery!!" Enel understood immediately.

"I don't know what the situation is, but I'll go with you." The man with curly eyebrows signed up actively.

"Don't come and make trouble. Stay and take care of Luffy."

"Hey! What do you mean! You green-haired bastard!!" The guy with curly eyebrows snatched the phone pen and roared.

Yamato grabbed the Den Den Mushi and said, "Are you going to sail? Take me with you."

Upon hearing this, Dashiqi joined in the fun: "Then I'll go with you."

Nami raised an eyebrow: "Since we are going to sail, of course we need a navigator."

The green algae-haired man shuddered. "No! All of you stay in Wano Country! Big-eared thief, bring a few days' worth of food and leave in ten minutes!"