I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

Three days passed in a flash, and Teacher Kai understood. This bastard was staying here for no other reason than to use him as a sparring partner. Teacher Kai was also very puzzled as to what kind of special physique this guy had. He had never seen his strength increase so fast.

Although the sparring is mutual, Teacher Kai is old, and although he has made some small gains, it is far less rapid than the growth of the green algae head. He is almost making this strongest creature on land emo.

Compared to Teacher Kai, Yamato has gained a lot and made great progress in his abilities. Her attitude towards the green algae-haired girl has also gradually changed. The two people with the same hobbies soon became brothers.

Therefore, in Kaido's eyes, Yamato's performance made him feel quite gratified, so he let it go - Haha, you use me as a whetstone, and you are my son's whetstone. At this rate, it won't be long before you have to call me dad!

Well...it's not a loss for Teacher Kai to force it.

Evening, Ghost Island, coast.

The green algae head that was fed to Yamato received the system's reward, but Yamato still cursed at the fish with his mouth open:

"Hey! Why should I be your sparring partner and even go down to the sea to catch fish for you?"

"I can't swim either." Yamato said confidently, tearing into the salmon that had been thrown ashore with a green algae head. "Besides, isn't this unreasonable? Didn't Kaido also give you a sparring partner and buy you a drink?"

"Huh? Are you trying to help Kaido vent his anger?!" The green algae-haired guy was extremely unhappy.

"How could that be! I've been enemies with him for a long time!"

"Hey! Don't just focus on eating by yourself, at least grill one for me!"

"Hehe, it won't taste good if it's grilled. Salmon should be eaten raw, and it's best to eat it whole." Yamato licked his lips.

"Can you please have some common sense? Natural salmon may have parasites!"

"Hmm? What's a parasite?"

The green algae-head grinned, "Well... they'll hide in your flesh, make their home in your stomach, and eat your heart and liver when they're hungry!"

"Huh?" Yamato glanced hesitantly at the half-eaten salmon in his hand, but quickly took another bite. "Then chew it up a bit, it should be fine."

???

The man with green algae hair slightly supported his forehead.

……

As the sun sets, the seaside fire grows brighter and brighter, and the chirping of insects gradually fills the air. Full on his fill, Yamato rubs his belly, "Ah! I'm so full!"

The girl with the green algae head had a dark face and was grilling fish. She had been busy catching fish in the sea for a long time. She ate every fish she caught and treated him as a tool.

Yamato looked at the green-haired guy with an unhappy look on his face and put his arm around his shoulders with a smile: "Hey! Don't be so petty. You treated me to salmon, and I'll treat you to oden some other time. Although salmon is delicious, I still want oden. Hey, have you ever had oden?"

"It's just skewers without any spiciness." The green algae-headed man grilled the fish with a gloomy face.

"Chuanchuaner?"

"Well... to put it simply, it's just skewering food and cooking it in a soup pot."

Yamato retorted dissatisfiedly: "It's dashi!"

Then she stood up, lifted one foot, and made a strange gesture with her hands: "It takes a thousand simmerings to reveal the true nature of oden!"

!!!

The green algae-haired girl helplessly held her forehead. This girl was too poisoned: "Well... those are also skewers, just not spicy."

Yamato also held his forehead: "I can't explain it to you!"

The green algae-head grinned and changed the subject: "I'll treat you to salmon, and you take me to find Runti, how about that?"

"No!" Yamato said righteously.

"Huh?" The green algae-headed guy looked confused.

"Because you plan to throw her into the sea and force her to satisfy your evil desires. Runti is not only a person with special abilities but she is also a girl. You can't treat her like this!" Yamato tried to persuade him to be kind seriously.

The green algae-haired man raised his eyebrows slightly: "So you can hit her on the head with a stick, but I can't scare her a little? If you are so hypocritical, we can't be brothers anymore!"

"Huh? When did I ever hit her?" Yamato looked confused.

"Um...it should be in a few days..."

"What are you talking about? I won't do that!"

"No, you will." The green algae-headed man was very sure.

"will not!"

"Yes." The green algae-headed man was very calm.

"Ah!!! I said no!" Yamato was already going crazy.

"Okay, okay, if you don't know how to do it, then don't do it. Eat fish." The green algae-headed man calmly handed over a grilled fish.

“I don’t eat roasted food!”

"If you don't want to eat, then don't eat. Why are you yelling so loudly?"

So, Yamato finally couldn't stand his calmness anymore, gritted his teeth, and let out a beast-like growl from his throat again.

"What? Do you want to bite me again?" The green algae-headed man frowned slightly.

"I'll bite you to death! Ouch!"

Yamato even forgot to transform. He clasped his hands on the green algae-head's shoulders and bit his neck hard.

The green-haired man was quick-witted and grabbed her long white hair, preventing her from taking another step forward.

"Hey, that's really biting! Are you a dog?"

Yamato was not willing to be outdone and also grabbed his hair: "Asshole! I'm going to fight you!"

"Let go! Men and women shouldn't touch each other, don't get close to me!"

"Let go first! And I'll say it again, I'm a man, you pervert!"

"You are the pervert, your whole family is perverted!"

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In the distance, the man with wings on his ribs looked at the towering man and said, "Governor, it seems he scolded you."

The iron tower man's face was very dark: "I heard it!"

"Should we help Master Yamato?"

"No, let's go back. It's rare for Yamato to have a friend he can talk to."

"You call that getting along?"

"Alas... Jin, do you know why you are still single at the age of 47?"

Jhin's face was also very dark.

……

The two men fighting on the beach like hooligans did not look like masters at all.

"Let go! You bastard!" The green-haired man, whose right forearm was bitten, became furious. He grabbed her right hand that was pinching his face with his left hand and tried to pry her little finger apart.

"Ah!" Yamato screamed in pain, and attacked his lower body with his left hand: "Let go! You pervert who likes men."

"Damn it!" The man with the algae-haired head could only let go of her hair and grab her unsportsmanlike left hand.

Yamato bit his throat, and the green-haired man had no choice but to let go of her right little finger and grabbed her hair again.

In short, the lack of a means of attack is somewhat of a disadvantage. Now, both sides are grabbing each other's hair again and starting to talk trash to each other.

"You're a worthless man! You're a severe case of gender identity disorder. This is a disease and needs treatment!"

"Bah! You are sick, your whole family is sick."

"Hehe, you still refuse to admit it. Which man would bite others in a fight?" The green algae-haired man sneered.

"Hehe, you're pulling my hair! Only women would use that!" Yamato refused to give in.

The green algae-headed man said with a sullen face: "If you don't bite, can I pull your hair?"

Yamato decisively fought back: "If you don't pull my hair, can I bite you?"

"You're being unreasonable and not biting, so why are you jumping on me?"

"you!"

???

Damn it, what gives you the right?

The guy with the algae-haired head didn't get angry but laughed instead. He decisively let go of her hair and pried open her hands that were pulling her hair. Yamato then bit his throat again.

Not only did he not dodge, he even moved closer.

Yamato was horrified and tried to retreat, but the green-haired man grabbed his hands and held them tightly.

"Asshole, what are you doing!"

"Hey! I'll treat you!"

"You're the one who's sick! Let me go. You like men... Ugh!!"

Yamato, with his mouth blocked, opened his eyes wide and struggled with his hands, but to no avail. He kept making anxious whimpering sounds, obviously he had something to say.

The green algae-head understood what she meant and separated from her.

"You pervert! Are you crazy? Ugh... Ugh!"

Yamato, who spoke rudely, was decisively silenced and could only open his eyes wide and send a chat request.

The green algae-head remained unmoved, a smile gradually rising from the corners of his eyes. Yamato suddenly looked panicked, breathing rapidly, clenching his teeth, and made another request: "Mmmmm!!"

Seeing that she seemed to be admitting her mistake, the green algae-headed guy lifted the ban on her.

"Pfft! Why are you still sticking out your tongue? That's disgusting... Ugh!"

It was obvious that she did not cherish this opportunity and was locked up in the small dark room again.

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