I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

In the vast ocean, on a pirate ship with a straw hat and skull painted on its sails.

"Why are you raising the price again? You're selling it too expensive!"

"Goo-"

"I won't buy it next time if the price goes up. It's just one or two newspapers, isn't it?"

An orange-haired girl was complaining to a bird carrying a bag.

After the newspaper bird flew away, she calculated with a mercenary look on her face: "I have to buy it every day, and it adds up to a considerable amount."

Usopp, who was doing research nearby, said: "Isn't your money-saving plan over?"

"Nonsense! It's precisely because the last plan ended... This time I want to save money for myself. I don't want to be a poor pirate!"

The researchers said, don’t yell at me, we are doing research.

At this time, Luffy, who was stealing oranges, was kicked by Sanji onto Usopp. An accident occurred and the scientific research results were destroyed.

Mr. Lu just wanted to eat an orange, what's wrong with that?

And the bootlicker Sanji brought out his oath of love and guarded the orange orchard meticulously.

All he got in return was a nonchalant “thank you” from Nami, who was opening the newspaper without even turning back.

The self-disciplined man doing push-ups on the deck was quite disdainful of this: "Bah, licking the dog, licking the dog, licking until you have nothing left!"

"Huh? You pervert, when are you going to practice your ability to withstand beatings today?" Sanji said with ill intentions.

After spending many days together, Sanji finally understood what Zoro meant by "dog licking". After all, this word is a culmination of the writing style of the Spring and Autumn Period. It is concise, to the point and vivid.

Little chef, it’s all up to you to see if I’m timid or not.

Zoro stood up and covered his eyes: "Now!"

Suddenly, Zoro felt the murderous intent coming and quickly squatted down.

Hmm? I think I dodged it for a bit!

Boom!

Zoro fell down again, and there was another footprint on his face.

Damn it! I'm going to chop him down sooner or later!

"what!"

"what……"

"what?"

Hearing the noises of several people, Zoro pulled off his headscarf, and saw Luffy holding a small piece of paper, happily showing his big white teeth.

"Wahahaha! We're wanted criminals! And there's a 3000 million berries reward!!"

Zoro took a closer look.

Huh? I killed Aaron, so why is there still no bounty on me? Is this the legendary will of the world?

He forgot that Luffy defeated the navy alone, and at that time he was still lying there in Ge You's arms.

Looking at Luffy who was laughing, Nami held her forehead helplessly: "It seems that you really don't know the seriousness of the matter. Our heads are being targeted. With such a huge bounty, the Navy Headquarters will take action, and many pirate hunters will be targeting us!"

Luffy turned a deaf ear to him: "Brothers! Let's make a concerted effort and head for the Grand Line."

What the hell? I still need to get my exclusive weapon - the Third Generation Kitetsu.

So Zoro looked around the sea, and sure enough, he saw a small island in the distance.

"Hey, there seems to be a small island ahead." Zoro reminded.

"I see it..." Navigator Nami: "Being able to see that island proves that we are getting closer and closer to the Grand Line."

"There's a very famous town on that island called Roger Town, also known as the town of the beginning and the end."

"The Pirate King Gol D. Roger was born here... and was also executed here."

"Where was the Pirate King executed?" Luffy asked with a slightly thoughtful expression.

"go?"

……

After a while, the Merry docked and everyone got off the boat and came to the town.

"Is this where the Age of Discovery began?" Sanji exclaimed.

"Wow! What a big town." Usopp was surprised.

Director Lu: "Okay!! I want to see the execution platform!!"

Cook: "It seems you can buy good food here."

Usopp: "I'm going to collect equipment!!"

Zoro touched his chin: "I'm going to buy a knife!"

Nami smiled slyly and said, "I'll lend you the money, double the interest."

Oh, twice? Legally illiterate! Don't you know that an annual interest rate of 24% or more is considered usury? The courts will support recovery of loans above 36%, okay?

Besides! Why don't you ask who this guy is? Why spend money to buy two knives?

"No loan!" Zoro raised his head and walked towards the town coldly.

"Hey! If the interest rate is too high, we can negotiate!"

However, all that was left for her was a dashing back. A real man never looks back!

The dog next to him had spitting fire in his eyes: "How dare you, green algae-head, ignore Miss Nami!"

……

On the streets of Rogue Town, Zoro was asking around where he could buy a knife when he suddenly heard a commotion in front of him. He pushed through the crowd and decided to join in the fun.

Two gruff men: "Hey! You weren't with that monster today? Our boss went to jail because of you. How are you going to compensate us?"

A woman holding a long knife said nervously, "If you still don't repent, I'm willing to fight you to the end."

"Oh? If you are willing to accompany us to the end, then come and accompany us." The two men rubbed their hands together.

"After you die, tell that monster for us that he ruined our dream of entering the Grand Line!"

As they were talking, the two strong men drew their swords and started slashing.

Seeing that the woman was about to die, Zoro was about to save her.

Clang!

The woman panicked and skillfully slashed the two men on the back with a knife. With a crisp sound of the knife, the two strong men fell to the ground.

The woman didn't seem to realize she had won: "Ah—run!"

Then she got nervous and stepped on her right foot with her left foot and fell to the ground.

Uh! This scene... I seem to remember who she is. It definitely meets the system requirements.

The audience clapped and cheered: "Girl, you are so amazing!"

Zoro looked at the woman groping around on the ground, walked up and carefully picked up her glasses.

Don't crush it, you can't afford to pay for it...

"Hey! Are you looking for this?"

Ding, a goddess that can be bound is found - Dashigi, do you want to bind her?

Yes!

Ding! Goddess No. 5, Dashiqi, has been successfully bound. Please start interacting with her as soon as possible.

"I'm...I'm sorry!" She raised her head and looked at Zoro: "Thank...thank you."

Damn, they really look alike...

Fortunately, Zoro was prepared, otherwise he would probably have crushed his glasses in surprise.

"Um...will you be my girlfriend?"

"Huh?" Tashigi, wearing glasses, looked at the strange man in front of him with shock.

Zoro subconsciously prepared to swipe his sword, but then remembered he only had one on his waist, so he changed the course of his raised hand and scratched his head awkwardly.

"Um... well, you look a lot like my deceased ex-girlfriend." Zoro tried to explain.

"Huh? Um, yeah... I'm sorry. I sympathize with you, but you're not my type."

Ding! The host confessed his love to goddess No. 5 but was rejected. Please keep trying! You will be rewarded with +1 love value.

Alas, a knife really has no deterrent power. It's quite difficult. This woman is unbearable. If I offend her, no one will help me bargain when I buy a knife.

"Okay, excuse me."

Zoro said something and left Tashigi with a dashing back.