I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

Wano Country, Bell Queen, North Cemetery.

At dawn, everything was silent, with only the faint morning light shining through the clouds. A lonely little wooden house stood in the silence.

Suddenly, a creaking sound broke the silence, and a skeleton with arrows all over its body slowly pushed open the dilapidated wooden door. A strange light appeared in its empty eye sockets.

"Hey!! Is there anyone living here?" The skeleton man looked terrified.

The green algae-haired girl slowly opened her eyes and stood up: "Huh? Here you are, Brooke..."

"Hey - Zoro... Zoro!?" Brook's eyes widened, even though he had no eyes. "I'm so sorry! I'm sorry to interrupt your beautiful moment!"

"Hmm?" The green-haired man then realized that there was a beauty lying under the thin sheets. "Um... it's not what you think! I was just sleeping."

"Yeah!" Brooke nodded heavily: "I understand!"

At this moment, the woman in the green algae-haired man's arms slowly opened her eyes: "Hmm?"

"Wow! Beautiful lady! Excuse me, can you please let me see your panties?"

“Ah—monster!!”

……

After they sat down and listened to Brook's explanation, Hiyori Kozuki suddenly understood: "Ahhh - no wonder there are so many tributes in front of the well."

"Yes... To disguise myself, Kin'emon-san made me... keep saying 'I'm hungry, I hate it'. Actually, I was also scared to be alone near this gloomy tomb." Brook's thoughts were very jumpy: "Ah - but the oiran turned out to be Momonosuke's sister. I really envy you, Zoro!"

Zoro was also helpless: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm just sleeping."

"I'm sorry! I'm just too cold, but men..."

"Stop! Put away your lewd words."

"Hehe... But, since you know my brother and we are an ally, why did you lie to me and agree to your strange request?" Kozuki Hiyori looked confused.

"Yohohoho... beautiful courtesan, I apologize to you on his behalf, just think of it as Zoro's evil pleasure..." Brook looked like a gentleman.

The green algae-haired guy was a little embarrassed and changed the subject: "I just arrived in Wano Country last night. How is everyone doing? Where's Luffy?"

"Luffy... arrived two days ago and fought Kaido, but was badly injured. Mr. Ace came to rescue him but was also defeated." Brook's face was grim. "After that, he and Mr. Ace... were captured by Kaido. According to information gathered by Mr. Raizo, Luffy and Mr. Big Ears were imprisoned in the quarry in Udon. However, Mr. Raizo has already found a way to rescue him."

"Huh? Ace is here too! Where's Ace?" Zoro was stunned. He had expected Luffy to cause trouble, but he didn't expect Ace to be there too.

"I don't know. Raizo didn't find Mr. Ace." Brook shook his head.

"What about the others?"

Brook narrated everything that happened on the island of Wano Country one by one. Except that Enelu, who was the first to land on the island, took tool man No. 2 to Onigashima to provoke Kaido and was taken away with a stick, the plot was almost the same as the original.

After Luffy and others landed in Wano Country, they happened to see a girl named Tama being chased. The little girl was Ace's old friend, so they rescued her.

Xiaoyu was overjoyed to see Ace and insisted on treating everyone. So she used the only food in the house to make a bowl of rice for everyone. That day happened to be her birthday, and that was the bowl of rice she could only eat every year on her birthday.

She hadn't eaten for several days, so she could only drink poisonous river water to fill her hunger... In Wano Country, the rivers outside the Flower Capital were polluted by Kaido's factories, so the river water was poisonous, and the animals that drank the river water were also poisoned.

In order to save Xiaoyu, several people brought her to the Loss Village. On the way, they had a battle with the supernova Hawkins. Afterwards, Xiaoyu was treated by the enthusiastic Ahe and Xiaoju.

However, Xiaoyu's ability to control animals was coveted by Jack's subordinate Holdem, and when they were not careful, Xiaoyu was kidnapped and taken to the Flower City.

Therefore, several people caused chaos in the Flower City, snatched the food and water that were shipped to the nobles, and finally gave them to the villagers of the Pickup Village.

The news that several people had arrived in Wano Country also reached Kaido's ears. That very night, the drunk Kaido transformed into a giant dragon and wreaked havoc in Kuri unscrupulously.

Luffy performed a set of fourth gear sobering punches and was taken away by a stick; Ace was also knocked down by a stick in order to save Luffy...

On the other hand, Kin'emon and others secretly summoned their old subordinates and plotted a rebellion, but it was also exposed.

Last night, he, Robin, Nami and Shinobu caused a scene at the banquet, but in the end they were unable to get the information about the troop deployment of Onigashima, and the plan did not go smoothly.

"Everyone has heard about your victory over Big Mom, and everyone is waiting for you. However, no one knows where Nami and the others are, and the capital is in chaos right now. The funeral of Miss Murasaki, the most beautiful courtesan in Wano Country, has attracted a large number of people... The arrest of the big thief, Chou Shi San Ke Xiao Monk, who gave money to the poor, has caused a lot of uproar." Brook sighed repeatedly.

"I was arrested at three o'clock in the morning? No way?" Kozuki Hiyori's face was full of panic.

"Speaking of which, his identity has always been a mystery... Now it's been revealed. He's actually the most popular person in Ebisu Village! His name is Mr. Kang."

The man next to him suddenly burst into laughter: "Hey? It's my dad!"

"Ah!!" Brook screamed. "That's terrible! It's hard to say, but he's going to be executed in the capital today!!"

"Hahahaha - Dad!!" Hu Zi rushed out of the room with a loud laugh and ran towards the Flower City.

"Wait! Toko! You can't go! You are being targeted now!" Hiyori Kozuki also hurriedly chased after him.

The green algae-head slapped his thigh suddenly: "I almost forgot about this!!"

As soon as the words fell, Lu Zaotou and his feet stepped on the moon to catch up with the two people, holding one in each hand: "Show the way! I will take you to save people!"

"Hey! I just came out of the city - wait for me!" Brooke complained and hurriedly got up to chase.

Although he couldn't remember the timeline clearly, Zoro naturally remembered the positive and optimistic Tono Yasushi of Ebisu Village. He was the former daimyo of "Hakumai" - Shimotsuki Yasushi. The reason why Tono laughed out loud when he heard that his father had died was because he accidentally ate the artificial devil fruit "SMILE" which only had side effects.

The industrial pollution caused by the Beasts Pirates in Wano Country has made the surrounding towns and villages extremely poor. The hungry villagers of Ebisu can only survive by picking up leftovers or rotten food discarded by the nobles of the Flower-Eating City. Therefore, Ebisu Village is also called the Leak-Picking Village.

The cruel life naturally led to the villagers' disgust and curses towards the upper echelons, and Orochi, the official ruler of Wano Country, was the first to bear the brunt. As a result, the vicious Orochi would not be able to bring special abilities to people, and only the failed "SMILE" products with side effects were mixed in the discarded food.

So, after the villagers who were defeated by hunger ate these failed products, they not only became landlubbers, but were also deprived of all expressions except smiling. Apart from laughing, they were unable to express any other emotions.

Toko had accidentally eaten this fruit, so she could only laugh. After Tono Yasushi found out that his daughter had accidentally eaten it, he resolutely ate the fruit as well.

Twenty years ago, he was serious, but now he finds ways to strike funny poses every day to convey optimism and positivity to Toko and others. Zoro knows that Toko wants his daughter and everyone to be truly happy, not just to laugh.

But he said - I'm already so poor, if I don't smile, I'll suffer.

So... this man must be saved!