I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

At dusk, in Dressrosa, at the port outside Lovers' Avenue, many pirate ships were anchored.

"They should be hiding in a ship. Strange, where are the other members of the Don Quixote family?" A man with green algae hair slowed down and muttered to himself.

At this time, a green-haired cockscomb with a red face appeared from a pirate ship not far away: "Sor...Senior Zoro~~"

"Hey, it's you, Cockscomb Head in Arena B."

"Huh!? Senior Zo... Long actually watched my match and still remembers me~~" The cockscomb-haired guy retracted his head, tears streaming down his face with emotion.

Zoro helplessly held his forehead: "Hey, is there something you want to talk to me about?"

The cockscomb-haired guy poked his head out again: "S...Sauro-senpai, I...I..."

"what?"

Seeing the boss talking incoherently, several of the cockscomb-haired brothers poked their heads out and said, "Senior Zoro, Captain Barto has a gift for you."

"Hmm?" Zoro was stunned. Could it be...

"Senior Zoro... please come up first." The cockscomb-haired man mustered up his courage.

Then, the cockscomb-haired man brought Zoro to the door of a room and showed a mischievous expression: "I have heard the legend of Senior Zoro, so I specially prepared a gift inside as a token of my gratitude. Please take a look."

!!!

Sauron quickly noticed the movement inside and immediately cast an admiring look at the cockscomb-haired boy. "What a smart little fanboy! He's worthy of being a gangster. I'm definitely going to take him in!"

So when he pushed open the door, his face was already full of smiles, and he patted the cockscomb-headed guy on the shoulder to show encouragement: "Not bad, not bad! I like this gift very much, I have high hopes for you!"

"Oh!! Zoro-senpai~~~ You're really too kind. Could you give me an autograph?"

"Okay! I'll give it to you later!" Zoro was in a good mood.

"I understand! Then... then... you go ahead and do your thing!!" After saying that, the guy with the cockscomb haircut disappeared in the blink of an eye, and then a row of heads popped out from a wooden box in the corner of the ship.

"Is it about to begin? I'm so lucky to be able to witness the legendary Judgment of Love with my own eyes!!"

"Shh! Captain...keep your voice down."

Zoro didn't care about the little fan hiding in the distance and YYing. Reputation was not important at all. He would invite a dozen such little fans. He grinned and turned to look at the two women who were handcuffed and gagged with seastone in the dark room. Their faces were full of satisfaction.

That was Baby-5 in a maid outfit with her eyes wide open, and Sugar shivering in the corner.

As soon as Zoro tore off the tape from Baby-5's mouth, he heard her yelling, "Assholes! Come on, I'll kill you if you want! I will never surrender to you!!"

Ding! Found a binding for goddess Baby-5, do you want to bind?

Yes!

Ding! Goddess No. 43 Baby-5 has been successfully bound...

"Hey! How could anyone be willing to hurt a beautiful girl like you?" The green-haired guy moistened his throat and began to show his real skills.

“Damn… eh?” Baby-5 was stunned.

"Ahem...will you be my girlfriend?"

"Hey!?" Baby-5's eyes lit up: "Am I... needed?"

"Um...I guess so." The old man with green algae hair blushed.

"I agreed!"

Ding! Successfully confessed your love to goddess No. 43 and was rewarded with a love value of +.

"Wow! You agreed!! Zoro-senpai is so charming! You're such a lucky woman to have your life saved by Zoro-senpai!" The cockscomb-haired girl was extremely excited, and her eyes became more expectant: "It's coming, it's coming! From the age of ninety-nine to the age of just learning to walk! Zoro-senpai, keep going!!"

Zoro in the room heard it clearly. He looked at Satoshi with a dark face, who had a desperate look in her eyes and tears in her eyes.

If I tell her that she is actually 22 years old, will Cockscomb Hair believe it... Oh... Forget it, we don't have this little difference. We should pay a little more attention to the quality in the future and whitewash it when it's time to whitewash it.

Then he turned to Baby-5 and asked, "How did you two get caught here? Where's Doflamingo?"

"We were being chased by the navy. Monet escaped with the young master, and we got separated... and then we were caught here." Baby-5 had a hint of worry on her face.

"Hmm?" Zoro suddenly realized that Fujitora had attacked Doflamingo after all.

"That's right! And I saw that Doflamingo has been captured. If that blind navy man wasn't so strong, I would have also captured that female birdman and sent her to Senior Zoro!" The cockscomb-haired man showed his head to take credit.

"Well done! Cockscomb, give me the key to the seastone. Also, don't say such things as "up to ninety-nine" or "down to the day when you can just walk". Ugh! They are all rumors..." Zoro felt a little guilty.

"Eh!? Oh, yes! Senior Zoro, it's actually a rumor! Whoever dares to slander Senior Zoro's reputation in the future, I will cut off his tongue!" The cockscomb-haired man was indignant and handed over the key.

After Zoro uncuffed the two women, he said, "You can go now."

"You...you don't want me anymore?" Baby-5's eyes were filled with tears.

Alas, although this is a poor girl, I can’t imagine how furious Nami would be if she was brought on board.

"No... Life isn't about proving yourself useful in the eyes of others. I need you to avoid the navy's pursuit, protect yourself from harm, travel around, make some kind friends, and find true freedom and happiness!"

After saying that, Zoro left them with his back and walked towards the small hill in the distance.

"True freedom and happiness..." Baby-5's eyes gradually glazed over, and then she murmured, "Do you need me to travel around?"

"How gentle you are, Senior Zoro~~~" The little fanboy's delicate body trembled.

……

As the last rays of sunlight faded from the sky, torches lit up in the town, and the citizens were busy rebuilding their homes. On a hill far away from the town, there was a warm little house, brightly lit and filled with laughter.

Two brothers reminisced about their childhood and shared their adventures. Their stories made the tough guy beside them cry. On the bed lay Long Nose, wrapped like a mummy, being cared for by several dwarfs. Two girls sat nearby, whispering to each other.

The owner of the house was sitting at the door with a dark face and a sword in his hand, while a big-eared thief was fanning the flames beside him.

There is also one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea with a smile on his face, ready to watch the show.

……

“Yo ho ho ho~~~Yo~ho~ho ho~~”

A green-haired man felt that he had finished dealing with all the things, and was in a good mood, humming a song, and walking up the hill to meet up with his friends. Suddenly, he felt a breath like a beast coming towards him. He looked up abruptly and saw a one-legged man with a dark face and holding a sword suddenly appearing in front of him.

"Huh? Yue...Uncle Soldier, what do you want to do?" The green algae-haired guy looked confused.

"you!"

???

Ding!Ding!Ding!

Before Zoro could react, a barrage of swords rained down on his head: "You bastard! What did you do to Rebecca!!"

The movement outside the house immediately attracted several people inside.

"Oh oh! Come on, soldier uncle! Kill him!!" Guapi cheered from the side.

"That's right! Come on, Mr. Cyrus! Kill him!" A strange girl was filled with righteous indignation and wanted to punch her friend a few times to vent her anger.

Ding! I found the goddess Kerla that can be bound. Do you want to bind her?

Um, second sister-in-law, did I offend you?

"Hehehe..."

"To be honest, I've wanted to beat him up for a long time." A tough guy muttered to himself as he thought of his two former subordinates.

"Yahahaha! Feel the wrath of your old father, you foolish mortal!"

The two warriors stood aside, looking confused.