I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

Kokoyasi Village, Nami's home.

"So, you are with that long-nosed guy?" Nokigo put aside his past grudges and politely poured a cup of hot water for Zoro.

"Well, we are partners." Zoro sat at the dining table and drank water to ease the awkwardness.

"He was captured by Aaron."

"Yes, I heard about it when I entered the village."

"Aren't you worried about your companions at all?" Nojigo sat down with some curiosity.

"Well, Nami will find a chance to save him."

"why?"

"Because we are partners."

"Haha." Nuoqi crossed her legs high, holding her face with one hand and chuckled: "You can ask around on the street. My sister is a famous witch in the village."

"Yeah, I heard about it, but I still believe her." Zoro didn't care. Scare me? I know the plot, okay.

"So what are you going to do? Wait here for Nami to come back and then take her away?"

"No, help Nami out of trouble, and then she will go with us voluntarily."

"Oh? You know about Nami?" Nojigo was a little confused.

"I can guess a little." Zoro continued to drink water tactically.

"Tell me about it." Nojigo began to feel curious about the man in front of him.

Well, how should I put it? I know everything I should know, but I can’t tell it all, otherwise it will affect my scores.

"Although I don't know what happened, I can feel that Nami... probably doesn't want to stay in the Fish-Man Pirates." Zoro said vaguely: "But, no matter what her difficulties are, she has to tell us in person before we can help her, right?"

"Well, that makes sense..." Nojigo nodded, then she slowly stood up, walked lightly to Zoro's side, and put her hands naturally on his shoulders.

She tilted her head slightly, placed her lips close to Zoro's ear, and spoke in a voice that was magnetic and playful: "Come to think of it, since you came here to see Nami, why did you play that kind of joke on me? Could it be... love at first sight?"

It's confirmed, this girl is indeed a bit ignorant, but this sudden and outrageous move gave Zoro goosebumps.

No, don't learn this trick from your mother. Be more reserved. I can't do that to you.

"I said it was for spiritual practice, do you believe me?"

"what?"

"Really? If you don't believe me, you can ask... uh." Zoro's face flushed: "Can you not tell Nami about this?"

"Huh? Why?"

"Um, this... in the future... we will work together and see each other every day. If she finds out, it will be detrimental to our unity." Zoro racked his brains and came up with a few words.

Seeing Zoro's embarrassment, Nojigo chuckled and walked away: "What a strange man."

Ding, you, who always maintain a sense of mystery, have successfully aroused the curiosity of girlfriend No. 4, and are rewarded with a love value of +500.

? ?

Good man, are you an experienced baby? This girl can be dealt with!

Just as Zoro was looking at Nojigo in shock, a loud noise came from a distance.

Nojigo hurried to the window to check.

"It seems there's some movement over there in the woods!"

Oh, it should be Captain Guapi coming. Well, it seems I have to go and meet up with them, otherwise when Nami comes back and sees me in her house, she will be angry even if Nokigo doesn't say anything.

Zoro looked at Nojigo reluctantly: "Well, I have to go over and take a look. Our captain should be here."

……

"Brother Zoro! Brother Usopp was killed by Sister Nami!"

As soon as Zoro arrived, he saw Luffy lying on the ground pretending to be dead, with a man with curly eyebrows smoking sitting next to him. The two brothers Johnny and Joseph saw Zoro's figure from afar and came to meet him.

"Oh! What's going on with him?" Zoro was not surprised and pointed at Luffy who was pretending to be dead.

Seeing Zoro's nonchalant look, the two brothers started to get anxious:

"Brother Zoro, don't you believe it? Johnny saw it with his own eyes!"

"We just met that woman, and she admitted that she killed Brother Usopp."

"But for some reason, Big Brother Luffy said he wanted to sleep and fell asleep on the street."

"Oh, we're already here..."

"Hey! You two, stop talking bad about Miss Nami behind her back!" At this time, the man with curly eyebrows holding a cigarette came over, looking like he was going to stand up for Nami.

"Hey! Isn't this the lecherous chef in the restaurant? How come he was finally fired from the restaurant?" Since that was the case, Vice President Suo naturally had to stand up for the two interns he had high hopes for.

"What did you say? Sexual harassment! I'm keeping a close eye on you, the sexual harasser, for the sake of thousands of lovely girls! As long as I'm here, you won't be able to harass those lovely ladies again!"

Sister Diuka, you're trying to destroy my foundation the moment you get on board! Little cook, you're courting death!

"Heh! It seems I need to teach you how to respect the deputy captain." Zoro slowly placed his hand on the hilt of the knife, ready to draw the knife at any time.

"Huh? Vice Captain? You just joined the team a few days earlier, why are you acting so high and mighty?" Sanji was not willing to be outdone. He took a step forward, ready to kick at any time.

Look at Mr. Lu, lying on the street and pretending to be dead, this technique of checks and balances is worth learning from.

But the two interns were not so knowledgeable and immediately stopped between the two men: "Two big brothers, now is not the time to fight!"

"Brother Usopp has been killed, and we are being hunted by Arlong. What reason is there to stay here?"

Zoro was helpless. How should he tell these two brothers?

"Since the captain has decided to stay here, then he should stay. No matter how ridiculous he is, he is still the captain."

"Brother! We don't want to be killed by Aaron and the others." Johnny swallowed.

"So, our leading work ends here," Joseph agreed.

Vice President Suo looked at President Lu, this guy was still pretending to be dead, then he looked at the two brothers, alas, talented people are hard to come by... Forget it, you can't wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep, and you can't hold a dog that wants to run away.

"Okay, then, see you later."

"Brother, take care."

"You too."

Parting is always sad, so Sanji stopped nagging and ran to sit under a tree nearby, continuing to light his cigarette.

Vice President Suo found a place close to Luffy and sat cross-legged...

They were silent for a while.

Sanji might have felt a little bored: "Hey!"

"what?"

"Ms. Nami, you didn't really kill Long Nose, did you?" The new chef coveted the position of vice-president and was always worried about the harmony of the team.

"Then you don't have to worry. I know my girlfriend best."

"Huh? Your girlfriend?" Sanji raised his eyebrows.

Furious, Sanji couldn't hold back any longer and kicked down with his leg: "You really did harass Miss Nami!"

Zoro had long been on guard against this thorny person, and he raised his unsheathed Wado Ichimonji and threw it at him: "You are the one who is the first to come out, right?"

At this time, a man with a long nose rushed between the two people and successfully caught the moves of both of them with his face at the same time.

"Ah! He's still alive..."

"No, I'm going to die..."

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