I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

New World, Bank Restricted Area, commonly known as "Ice and Fire Island".

Following a snow-white cloud bridge, the Sunny crossed the raging flames on the sea and stretched to the Fire Island not far away. The Mini Merry carried Luffy, Zoro, Usopp and Robin to the Ice and Fire Island.

The rest of the people stayed on the Sunshine because of their luck in the draw.

The scorching heat on the island made the four of them take off their coats. Robin, dressed coolly, caught Zoro's eye.

After walking a few steps, a huge steel fence appeared in front of them. On it were the logos of the world government and the navy, as well as a bull skull. Zoro recognized it as the logo of Kaido, the King of Beasts.

Usopp was overjoyed when he saw the first two symbols: "Look, these are the symbols of the World Government and the Navy. This means that even if there are people inside, they are government personnel! It seems that we have come here for nothing. Let's go back!"

But Luffy was obviously a man who didn't listen to advice, and Zoro naturally wouldn't agree to him, so he drew his sword and cut open the fence, leaving Usopp to strongly condemn the crimes of several people behind him.

Luffy took the lead and walked in, shouting as he walked: "Hey! Is that guy still there? We are here to save you!!"

Zoro and Robin followed closely behind, only to see raging fire everywhere.

Usopp quietly retreated behind the three people, ate his lunch box, and muttered to himself - I'd rather die with a full stomach.

"There's something strange. It's obviously hot here, but the guy on the phone said it's cold!" Usopp asked while eating.

"That's right, it's so hot, but you say it's cold." Luffy stuck out his tongue.

"Is there a very cold place on this burning island? Or does it refer to a creepy experience?" Robin analyzed rationally.

"...He's a fool." Luffy pondered for a long time.

Just as the three were having a heated discussion, a huge monster blocked their way.

"Dragon!?" Usopp screamed.

Zoro looked up and saw that it was indeed the huge red flying dragon.

"Who is coming?" A man's voice came from the dragon.

Luffy pointed at the huge creature in front of him in surprise: "Hey! Didn't it just speak?!"

"Stop talking nonsense, you must have heard it wrong!" Usopp immediately retorted.

"——Is that so?" Luffy doubted himself a little.

"Even when you say it's a dragon, I can't believe it. It looks like the monster people imagine!" Robin said calmly.

Immediately afterwards, the huge monster raised its head and made a gurgling sound in its mouth, as if it was about to spit out something.

Luffy's face was full of anticipation. Zoro had already had an idea in his mind, so he picked up Robin and said, "Shave!"

The next moment, the monster spewed a column of fire at the few people. Zoro and Robin had already disappeared on the spot, and Usopp and Luffy also quickly dodged.

After avoiding the pillar of fire, Luffy shouted excitedly: "It's breathing fire~~~!!!"

Robin slapped Zoro's restless hand away, gave him a reproachful look, and quickly pulled away: "It's hot! Go chop it off!"

Zoro grinned first, then looked at Charizard, put one hand on the hilt, and a hint of excitement flashed across his face: "Okay!"

Before he could make a move, Luffy couldn't wait to attack: "JET Bullet!"

After taking Luffy's punch from Gear 2 with its face, Charizard did not suffer much damage, except that its head was knocked off balance by the punch. The next moment, it swung its huge tail and whipped Luffy away.

"Luffy!!" Usopp shouted anxiously.

At this moment, a chant that seemed to come from evil spirits in hell made the temperature around them cool down a bit.

"Ittoryu·Iai·Death·Lion Song!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Zoro appeared inexplicably behind the dragon. As blood spurted out, the huge dragon head slid to the ground.

"Woooo ...

"What? It was just chopped off! I guess I can only eat it!" Luffy expressed his dissatisfaction at first, then stuck out his tongue: "It must be delicious, dragon meat!!"

Ding! Fulfill the wish of girlfriend No. 10, Robin, and receive +100 Love Points.

"Hey! Get it!"

"I sensed movement!"

"Hey!!" Luffy was shocked again: "Not dead yet?"

When they looked closely, they found that half of a human lower body was stuck in the dragon's body.

"No! Are you also an accomplice of the Shichibukai?"

So Luffy took action directly: "I'm going to pull it out——"

"Hey, hey! Who are you? Let go!"

"I'll help you pull it out! Be quiet! One, two..."

Luffy exerted force and pulled half of his body off the dragon.

"Ouch! Aa ...

Usopp was stunned: "Idiot! Is it okay to apologize? You killed someone~~~"

At this moment, the lower body suddenly jumped up: "Successfully escaped!"

"Hey!?" Luffy yelled in surprise again: "He spoke, is this a zombie?"

Usopp was also shocked: "It's a monster!!"

Robin analyzed expressionlessly, "What's going on? There's no sign of the body being torn apart. So, originally, it was just the lower half?"

"He's quite tall..." Usopp seemed to be also led by the rhythm.

"...You really have a unique personality!" Luffy's eyes lit up.

At this moment, his lower body suddenly jumped up and kicked Luffy, and fled: "No matter who you are, quickly get out of the way, I will not die here! I will settle the score with him later, that Shichibukai bastard!"

Luffy chased after him with an excited look on his face: "Hey! Stop!! Be my partner!"

Usopp turned into a fishman's mouth: "Save your energy!!"

After hearing about the Seven Warlords of the Sea, Zoro also remembered that there was an important person on the island, so he smiled evilly and said, "Hey! Luo, right?"

……

"Come on~~ Look at me! It's connected, what's it called, Usopp!"

Zoro held his forehead slightly, what a fool!

"Centaur?"

"Yes! Centaur!!"

"Damn it... I'm stuck to something again!" The lower body cursed angrily.

"Just admit defeat! I ate a dragon and got the dragon's power!" Luffy gestured with his biceps.

"You have such a low taste, Luffy!" Robin looked helpless.

Then, his lower body suddenly tilted back and was thrown out by Luffy.

Usopp was helpless: "Look! How could he let you control him! His upper body must be trapped somewhere. We should find him and return him to his rightful owner."

"You're too dreamless, Usopp! He's just that kind of creature!"

Zoro didn't want to watch their ridiculous performance. It was really too hot here, so he stepped on his right foot with his left foot, ascended into the air with the Moon Step, and looked out from a height. Sure enough, there was a huge lake not far away. The other side of the lake was covered with snow. Then he jumped onto a high platform and said, "Come, look over there!"

Just as everyone was marveling at the spectacular sight of ice and fire just across the kettle, the Den Den Mushi in Usopp's hand rang. It was Brook on the ship calling. It was said that his companions were knocked out by hypnotic gas and then kidnapped by a group of people wearing gas masks.

???

The big-eared thief is getting cocky again! ?