I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

Kekoyasi Village——Along Paradise.

A man covered in bandages, with his hands and feet tied, sat on the floor with his back against the water, looking helplessly at the group of fishmen around him.

That’s right, Zoro, who brought Usopp and Johnny to chase Nami, was captured as a fishman, and he was captured inexplicably...

It's quite embarrassing to talk about it.

These days, Zoro was afraid that something might go wrong and he would be stabbed by a sword whenever he thought about the duel with Hawkeye.

I was even more afraid that at the end of the performance, I would get nervous and shout out "Iron Block!" to block Hawkeye's knife, so I was rehearsing all the time and didn't sleep well at all.

Finally, I survived this wave perfectly and accepted Director Lu’s task to chase Nami.

He glanced at the system panel:

Host: Sauron

Strength: 290 (+)

Constitution: 1320 (+)

Speed: 1305 (+)

Swordsmanship: 2597 (+)

Skills: Three-sword style - Demon Slash, Tornado, Hundred and Eight Trouble Phoenix... Two-sword style - Iai Rashomon, Sound Wave, Two Slashes... One-sword style - Iai Lion Song, Flying Dragon... Six styles of the Navy: Iron Block, Shave.

Fruit development level: DIV/0!

Love value:

In the battle with Hawkeye, the bonus of swordsmanship was as high as 80%. This wave of gift packages and desperate efforts can be said to be a huge profit. According to Zoro's estimation, even if the original owner did not use the Three Heads, Six Arms and Nine Swords Style when he first arrived at the Sabaody Archipelago, his swordsmanship probably would not have been so high.

Although Zoro has not yet comprehended the Three Heads, Six Arms Nine Swords Style, but Zoro can understand that the original owner has been fighting between life and death, and was stabbed at every turn. How does the saying go? It seems that he is not tired of suffering, so he is indeed not worthy of comprehending it.

However, he was already very satisfied just looking at the panel. In addition, he was seriously injured and had not had a good rest for several days, so he was at ease at the moment and was sleeping soundly in the hold.

Unlike the original owner, he was not tied up by Johnny and Usopp after clamoring to attack Arlong Paradise.

However, as expected, an accident happened. When I was half asleep, I was tied up and brought here.

When I was fully awake, I saw a circle of mermaids around me, and a sawtooth shark head sitting under the eaves opposite me.

Don't ask, the answer is that Usopp and his two idiots ran away without calling for themselves after seeing that they were discovered by the fishmen.

"Perverted pirate hunter Zoro! Why are you here? Are you eyeing my head?" The sawtooth shark head asked coldly.

"Benboerba, I told you I'm here to see my girlfriend!"

"Benboerba?"

"Fish-headed monster! Understand?"

"Ha... How dare you, a lowly human, say such a thing? I'll forgive you for the first time! But don't ever say things like fish-headed monsters again."

"We fishmen are the evolution of humans who have learned to breathe the ocean. Our fish abilities alone are far superior to yours!!"

"The many superhuman abilities we are born with are proof of this. Remember that the most intelligent creature in the universe is the mermaid."

"Humanity rebelling against mermaids... is tantamount to violating the laws of nature!!"

The Sawtooth Shark Head's speech was quite passionate, but his gestures and expressions were not good enough, and were far inferior to that of the man with the mustache.

"Aaron! I'm tired of listening to your stupid theories!" An orange-haired boy walked out of the house and stood behind the sawtooth shark head.

"Hey! Nami, good morning!" Zoro was not surprised, as it was expected.

Nami was completely annoyed: "Don't you realize your situation yet?"

"What? Does that guy know you?" Aaron asked curiously.

"Don't be silly. It's just a prey. We took away a lot of treasure from them this time."

Zoro grinned, "Okay, Hunter, have you eaten yet?"

"Eat your head!" Nami first transformed into a fishman's mouth, then leaned over and said, "I know you've been chasing me, but I didn't expect you to catch me here."

"Of course you are. You are my girlfriend."

"Who is your girlfriend?!" Nami once again transformed into a fish-man's mouth, and then said with a cold expression: "Listen carefully, I am a cadre of Arlong's group, and I am a pirate!"

"Hahahaha! You've been deceived from the beginning to the end! This girl even forgot the death of her parents for money. She is a cold-blooded witch!" Shark Head laughed wildly.

At this time, Nami, with her back to him, had a very ugly expression on her face.

"It's not difficult for her to do such a small thing as stealing the treasure, and she has our support behind her!" Aaron continued to talk to himself.

"Oh, really? What a pity! I thought I found a girlfriend, but..." Zoro grinned, "She turned out to be a black-hearted woman. How sad."

Nami looked relieved. "Hmph... then that's easy to talk to. Since you understand being deceived, then give up those treasures and navigation skills and get out of here! You annoying guy!!"

Upon hearing this, Zoro took a deep breath, pushed hard with his feet, and fell into the water.

The group of little minions watching the show were confused.

"Why did that guy suddenly dive into the water?"

"Escaped?"

"No way! How can someone swim with their hands and feet tied?"

"Suicide, then?"

Damn it! If you want to save me, do it now! I’m suffocating to death, Zoro, who was trying hard to hold his breath underwater, complained crazily.

At this moment, a beautiful figure jumped into the water and lifted him ashore.

Ding! The host threatens death, earning No. 3's selfless rescue, rewarding Love Points +1000.

Hearing the familiar prompt tone, Zoro breathed heavily and grinned.

I knew I would get full marks in this open-book exam.

Seeing Zoro's smug expression, Nami, who was wet, was a little angry: "What do you want to do?"

"I said I want to see if you can save me, do you believe me?"

"Hahahaha, the famous pirate hunter - Zoro, is actually a lovesick person, how ridiculous." Aaron laughed at the conversation between the two:

"Pervert? I've heard about your story. Nami must have pretended to agree to be your girlfriend in order to survive your knife attack. I didn't expect you, such an idiot, to actually take her seriously! And all your money was taken away from you. How pathetic."

"Hahahaha..." A group of fishmen also joined in the fun.

"Stop joking!!" Nami suddenly became furious and began to trample on Zoro mercilessly with her bare feet.

"Ah!" Although he stepped on Zoro's back, he still pulled the wound on his chest. The wound was torn and the severe pain made Zoro groan.

Ding! Your affection has earned you a reward from your girlfriend: +500 love points.

You're such a real dog-licking system! You call this a reward? Footstepping on my back? Damn!

Nami, who had vented her anger at this time, grabbed Zoro's throat and lifted him up, with a fierce look on her face: "If you get involved with me again, you will die!"

To earn love points, Zoro followed the original owner's script and acted like crazy: "Really?"

"...It's covered in lots of bandages," Nami mocked.

"You took away my money. I have no money to buy clothes, so I use this instead." The main point is that he is stubborn.

"what!!"

Nami threw a ruthless uppercut at Zoro's abdomen, hitting the wound.

Diukamei, the original owner was such a pervert, but after a series of hints...it smells so good!

Ding! The host is punched in the chest by Girlfriend No. 3's loving fist, rewarding Love Points +500.

"Hey! Nami, what should we do with this person?"

"Lock him up, I'll take care of him..."