I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

"Mr. Luffy and Mr. Zoro, since you're pirates... are you bad guys?" Shirahoshi held Luffy and Zoro in her hands, examining them carefully with childlike innocence. After fumbling around with the soldiers who came to protect her, Shirahoshi learned the two's identities from the guards and expressed gratitude to Luffy for having saved his pet shark, Mekaro.

Even though the body in front of them was so huge, its skin was so delicate that there was not even a trace of pores, just like the purest pearl in the deep sea.

"Hmm? Hmm... I don't know. It's up to you to decide." Luffy didn't care about his own reputation at all.

"Well...we must be good people to the beautiful mermaid princess..." Zoro was about to speak.

"No, he is a bad guy towards women!" Luffy immediately interrupted.

"Huh? You bastard rubber man!" Zoro continued to pinch his rubber face.

Luffy was not to be outdone and started to punch and kick like a tyrant: "Let me go, you bastard, perverted green algae-head!"

Zoro gritted his teeth at Luffy who tried to cut off his foundation: "I've told you, you idiot, don't interrupt me when I'm chatting up a girl! Bastard, be careful or I'll chop you in half."

"Hey! Wanna fight? That's just what I want!" Luffy seemed eager to try.

"Hahaha...you guys are so funny. Mr. Luffy's face can be stretched so long. Are all humans like this?" Shirahoshi narrowed her crescent-shaped eyes, and her smile was so charming.

Pah! Zoro let go of Rubber Face: "No, he's just thick-skinned!"

"No!" Luffy stretched his face and said, "I'm a rubber man!"

"Rubber Man, is he a devil fruit user?"

"Well! Can I have something to eat?" Luffy pointed to the huge piece of bread on the plate.

Ah, yes, yes! Plug your mouth!

Shirahoshi is also a hospitable person. The key point is that she has been hiding in her room for ten years and has never seen a stranger. So when she met the two people who broke in, she was very happy. She put them on the dining table and treated them warmly.

"Hmm... Come to think of it, what was that axe about just now?" Zoro took advantage of Luffy's frantic eating to ask his advisor, because Mr. Pe said that he should shift the topic to the other party.

As expected, Shirahoshi, who had been silent for years, began to talk incessantly, telling about Vander Decken IX's perverted and shameless behavior of proposing marriage but being rejected, and finally resorting to intimidation and threats.

After listening to Bai Xing's story, this person completely forgot what he had done before, and his face was filled with indignation: "Bah! How dare you treat such a cute and weak girl like this? It's really shameful!"

"This is no different from Zoro, they're both bad guys..."

So, Zoro pressed his entire body onto the bread and turned into a fish-man’s mouth: “Asshole, I can’t even shut your mouth when I’m eating!”

Shirahoshi giggled, then smiled like a curious baby, excitedly flapping her giant fish tail. "I don't think you're bad people. If you're pirates, you'll definitely go on adventures, right? Have you ever seen the sun? And all kinds of flowers? And forests, and furry animals?"

"Of course, these are very common things. We have seen many strange things during our adventure, including giants bigger than you..." Zoro instantly turned into Usopp, and started talking about strange things.

Luffy opened his mouth full of food and agreed while gesturing exaggeratedly with his hands, while Shirahoshi became more and more excited as he listened.

Then, it was time for his favorite open-book test: "You haven't been out of the house for ten years. You must be bored to death. Is there any place you want to go?"

"Well—of course there are, there are many—but…"

"Then go out! I'll take you for a walk!" Zoro grinned.

"Hey? How...how can you do such a thing..."

"It's okay. If anything flies towards me, I'll kick it all away for you!!"

Luffy finally finished swallowing his food. Yearning for freedom, he immediately agreed: "Hey! That's a good idea!"

So the two began to plan a plan to help Shirahoshi run away from home. At this moment, Enelu sent a message:

'Hey! Foolish mortals, the situation has changed, they want to attack us!'

"Tie them up! Don't hurt them..." Zoro planned and sent a message, saying this and that.

Luffy came up with a brilliant idea, which was to let his pet shark, Mekaro, hold Shirahoshi in its mouth and "quietly" escape. So, one dared to teach and the other dared to do...

On the other hand, under the instigation of Zoro, Enel displayed his divine power. Even in the absence of Zoro, the terrible incident of kidnapping the king still occurred in Ryugu Castle.

Enel answered the call from Sameboshi outside and threatened the other party to find the Merry to exchange hostages. Under Nami's instigation, the second tool Caribou plundered the treasures of Ryugu Castle. In addition, the wall of the Hard Shell Tower suddenly broke, and the shark holding Princess Shirahoshi was abducted by Luffy and Zoro. The Straw Hat Pirates were officially identified as vicious criminals on Fishman Island.

But soon, the real criminals broke into Ryugu Castle. They were the new fish-man pirates led by Hodie Jones. This man who grew up in the hatred and anger of the fish-men was going to do something big today.

Enel was stunned when he saw someone intruding: "That stupid mortal actually predicted it! Could he really be so prophetic?"

Enel felt a chill down his spine as he recalled how he had almost succeeded in reaching the vast continent twice on Sky Island, but had met this man by coincidence.

At this time, Hodie Jones was still talking about his fate with the Straw Hat Pirates. When he was young, he wanted to become Arlong's right-hand man and kept accumulating strength. Unfortunately, Arlong's Fishman Pirates were shattered because of the Straw Hat Pirates.

Enel remembered Zoro's warning. This place was surrounded by the sea after all. Although he wasn't afraid of these little bastards, fighting here would be very disadvantageous to him. So, he quietly untied Neptune...

In the town of Fishman Island, Sanji, who had just gotten slightly better, and his attending physician who never left his side, were surrounded by a group of residents. Next to them lay Hachi, wrapped like a mummy, suffering from an unexpected disaster. Although they tried their best to explain, the words of the fortune teller, Mrs. Shirley, had already caused panic among the residents.

At this moment, there was a cry of surprise in the air, and Luffy and Zoro riding on sharks fell from the sky.

"Hey! Chopper~~~Sanji~~~Hey! Did Sanji stop the nosebleed?"

"Is that Luffy~~Hmm? What's with that pufferfish?"

Luffy saw the injured Hachi at a glance, so he jumped down hurriedly: "Hachi, it's you, what happened to those injuries! Who did it!?"

Zoro followed suit.

"Nyu... Straw Hat, Roronoa..." Hachi greeted the two weakly.

At this moment, Mekaro finally couldn't hold it back any longer, and a huge and beautiful figure slipped out of its mouth.

! ! ?

The onlookers were all shocked: "Princess Shirahoshi!!"

"Sanji!! You must never look back!" Chopper suddenly panicked.

"What are they talking about princess princess? Hey...don't tell me...when I turn around, there's a mermaid princess standing behind me~~~"

"Yes, it is true, so don't look back, Sanji! You almost lost your life just by seeing an ordinary mermaid... If you really see the mermaid princess, you won't have enough lives!"

At this time, Sauron also came up, with a look of pity, and put his arm around his shoulder: "Brother, listen to my advice, the wind and waves behind you are very strong, you can't control it!"

Sanji took a deep breath and said, "The Little Mermaid Princess... It's said that even the world's most beautiful woman, the Pirate Empress, is inferior to her. She's already the pinnacle of mermaids. Now she's behind me... Chopper, you green algae-haired girl, I'd rather die to realize my dream!"

Chopper was shocked: "Isn't your dream ALL BLUE?"

Sanji's eyes were firm, and he turned his head resolutely...