I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

Amazon Lily, on the fighting stage, there stood a man with green algae hair and three women.

The stands, which were once bustling with people, were now empty, with only a big-eared thief who was stunned by the previous battle.

Although it was obvious that the woman was no match for the pervert, the big-eared thief also realized that he was probably no match for the woman, so he fell into self-doubt again.

"Aren't you going to fight anymore?" Zoro sheathed his sword.

Hancock glanced at her with her almond-shaped eyes: "I'm not in the mood anymore."

"Hey! Are you in a bad mood? How about I cheer you up?"

???

The two sisters were confused again.

Hancock's eyebrows arched. "Are you getting a little too carried away?"

"Hey! You misunderstood me. If you are in a bad mood, I will be very sad too."

Hancock was stunned and threw out a sweet breeze.

Then the veins on his head suddenly popped up, and he turned into a fishman's mouth: "Get out! Get out right now! Get off this island!"

Oh no! It seems Teacher Pei is setting me up again! I need to make a tactical retreat first and then work it out slowly.

So he stepped on his right foot with his left foot and left the arena carrying the big-eared thief.

Hancock held her chest and took a deep breath, while the two sisters behind her tried hard to suppress their laughter.

"This bastard! What on earth has he been through in the past six months?!"

……

Amazon lily, in the jungle.

Under the pressure of Sauron, the big-eared thief transformed himself into a cook and started grilling meat.

Zoro took out a small notebook and wrote furiously, and the big-eared thief took a peek.

——Boa Hancock, is good at opening with praise, not with humor, and does not like to be comforted.

"Hey! Roronoa, you don't like that arrogant woman, do you?" The big-eared thief said with contempt.

"Hmm?" Zoro's eyes flashed with a fierce look, daring to peek at his secret book.

"No..." The big-eared thief shrank his neck and hid his head: "I can help you, but after the matter is done, you have to let me go. I promise not to return to Sky Island."

"Oh? You know all this?"

The big-eared thief nodded repeatedly: "I used to have at least eighty maids on Sky Island, if not a hundred. I know best what these women like!"

Zoro's eyes lit up: "Really? First, tell me, what do you think of the women on this island?"

"The women on this island seem quite belligerent, just like the female warriors of the Shandian people."

"Well, go on." This big-eared thief seemed to have something.

"In that case, they must all admire the strong, so it's best to conquer them with overwhelming force."

Uh... this guy doesn't seem to have anything. He just does the same thing as he did on Sky Island, conquering, ruling, and doing whatever he wants.

Who does he think Hancock is? She is the empress, one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea, and she had a tragic childhood. If you do this, she will fight you to the death.

"I'm sorry, you lost a chance to be free." Zoro responded contemptuously.

The big-eared thief suddenly had an illusion that this person looked like a dog...

The look in this big-eared thief's eyes seems a bit disrespectful.

The two looked at each other.

Snapped!

"What are you looking at!"

"Foolish mortal! If you have the guts to remove my handcuffs, I'll challenge you to a duel!"

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!

"Bah! You defeated general! Go build me a house! From now on, we will live on this island!"

So, in the jungle not far from the town, a wooden house gradually rose from the ground, and Zoro and Enel started a new life on this small island.

half year later……

On the top of a charred mountain on Daughter Island, dark clouds rolled endlessly. The towering Thunder God stood there, surrounded by an immortal lightning. With a loud shout,

"Two hundred million volts? Thor"

There was a roar between heaven and earth, and lightning streaked across the sky like a silver snake, striking a creature with a green algae head. The creature just frowned slightly, and then spit out a puff of black smoke from its mouth.

Then, the huge Thunder God turned into a panting big-eared thief.

"Hahaha, so enjoyable!"

This foolish mortal! Pervert! Masochist!

Enel complained madly that this pervert's demands were getting bigger and bigger. The 100 million volts he once had could no longer satisfy him. He had to find a way to escape from here, otherwise, he would be squeezed dry by him sooner or later!

And Zoro admired his system panel with satisfaction.

Host: Sauron

Strength: (+)

Constitution: (+)

Speed: (+)

Swordsmanship: (+)

Kicking skills: 1800 (+)

Ghost Qi: -250

Asura Path: 250

Observation Haki: Top level (wide range perception, listening to everything, consciousness conveying thoughts and resonance) (Proficiency MAX)

Armament Haki: Top Level (Proficiency MAX)

Conqueror's Haki: Advanced (Proficiency 950/1000)

Love value:

In the past six months, except for the three Boa sisters, the other five members of the Nine Snakes Pirates have gradually turned from goddesses into girlfriends. The process is not complicated, which is related to the customs of the Daughter Island.

There is no legendary Mother-Child River on Daughter Island. They reproduce the next generation by selecting the most elite among the female warriors, and then have them join the Nine Snakes Pirates and go out to sea to find strong men as spouses.

So, following Enel's guidance, Zoro showed his powerful strength and defeated them all. After harvesting their love points, this scumbag just laughed it off as a joke.

After staying here for half a year, Zoro was surprised to find that Hancock did not often visit Luffy on the uninhabited island as in the original plot. It seemed that something had changed because of him.

He straightened his clothes and headed towards Nine Snakes Castle. He only needed to spar with Hancock a few times before he could comprehend the entanglement of the Conqueror's Haki.

……

Nine Snake City.

Hancock just received a call from the World Government. Because of the Rocky Port incident some time ago, Trafalgar Law donated the hearts of 100 pirates to the World Government. Therefore, they were called together to discuss the relevant matters of appointing Law as the new Seven Warlords of the Sea.

She was having a headache because she didn't want to pay attention to the call, but Mother-in-law New had just made a big fuss and said again that not going would affect the stability of Amazon Lily.

So, she had Grandma New thrown out again, but in fact she also knew that Grandma New was right, so she was very annoyed today.

"Oh no! Lady Snake! That man is here again!!" The housekeeper Plantagenet came hurriedly to report.

"Oh, I got it. You can go down." Hancock held his forehead helplessly.

She and the residents of the island have gradually adapted to the fact that Zoro is staying on the island, and Hancock is helpless about it. There is no way, this shameless man can be driven away and beaten.

Moreover! He would come to Nine Snake City every day and constantly provoke her with flirtatious words, and would not leave until she had a fight with him. As a result, she had become much stronger in all aspects than she was half a year ago due to this passive training.

Hancock covered her head, feeling a headache, and a familiar cough echoed throughout the hall.

"Hey! Hancock, I think you look a little prettier than yesterday."

Hancock didn't look up. "You're right."

"Ahem! I think it must have something to do with what you're wearing today. This purple cheongsam suits you very well."

"Well, you're right."

"cough……"

"No need to say anything, I understand, let's go." She really couldn't bear to listen any longer, so she stood up angrily, jumped out of the window, and ran straight to the grove outside Kowloon City.

Zoro followed closely behind, chasing all the way to the grove. In order to maintain the dignity of Queen Hancock, they would stay away from the town every time they fought.

But Zoro was not willing to give up because he did not hear the system prompt.

"Hey! Hancock, are you worried about something? Tell me about it. Maybe I can give you some advice."

However, all he got in response was a flying kick.

"Shut up to me!"

Zoro supported himself on one leg and raised his other leg to block her flying kick. In the past six months, although his training of the three swords had begun to show some improvement, his swordsmanship had not improved. On the contrary, a new kicking skill had appeared in the system panel, and it was improving rapidly. This was all because of the top sparring partner in front of him.

Zoro, who had been trying so hard but received no response, was somewhat angry. He angrily pressed Hancock's legs down and said, "Why are you so impatient? Can't you just talk to her nicely?"

Because of the daily thunder body training, his physical fitness has become very terrifying. I am afraid that he is not much inferior to Kaido, who is known as the strongest creature, without using the power of the fruit.

Hancock's anger rose immediately. She grabbed Zoro by the collar and turned into a fish-man mouth: "You are a good person, how can you have a big mouth! Can't you just finish the fight quietly and get out!"

Zoro pulled back his collar and said, "If you have something to say, please talk it over. Don't get so close. It's not right for men and women to touch each other."

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