I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

On deck, Advance Merry.

Everyone looked at Joseph who fell to the ground vomiting blood again and started a heated discussion.

Zoro held his forehead slightly, he was indeed a funny guy, luckily he didn't impulsively say the rest of the sentence.

"This is a lesson..." The senior employee Navigator made the first summary speech.

"During long voyages, such things do happen frequently." Vice President Suo, who had just eased his relationship with the employees, decided to agree in order to maintain a good working relationship in the long run.

"That guy would have died if we hadn't met him." The new union leader and sniper actively integrated into the team. "So, all sea chefs who can balance nutrition with limited food during long voyages..."

The high-ranking employee, the navigator, took over the conversation: "On second thought, this person is indispensable."

Well, how should I put it? Everyone is quite worldly-wise.

As soon as Mr. Lu proposed the next development plan at the second board meeting, everyone expressed their opinions all the time. This group of employees is very dedicated.

As expected, Director Lu was overjoyed: "It's decided! Let's find a sea chef. The most important thing is to be able to eat delicious food on the ship!!"

At this time, Johnny raised his hand to indicate that he wanted to speak: "Brother! Brother!"

There was no reason for Director Lu to personally respond to these two interns who were still on probation. However, due to the extreme performance of the previous interns, Vice Director Suo had a good impression of these two interns: "What's the matter, Johnny?"

"If you're looking for a sea chef, I know a good place, but I can't guarantee they'd be willing to come on this ship."

Look, how actively the young man is helping the leaders share their worries. Isn’t this because the group is short of outstanding employees?

"Elaborate!"

So Johnny reported about the restaurant on the sea.

By the way, he quietly reminded Zoro: "I heard that Hawkeye, whom Big Brother has been looking for, is also nearby!"

Of course, Zoro knew that the original owner's exciting defeat was still fresh in his memory. He pretended to be excited at this moment, but he was really nervous.

Sharing swordsmanship with the world's greatest swordsman would undoubtedly significantly improve his swordsmanship, but what if there was a butterfly effect? ​​This was a life-or-death experience.

"If you don't mind, I can lead the way."

"please!"

So, under Johnny's instructions, everyone turned the boat around and headed towards the floating restaurant along a northerly route.

……

"Brother Zoro! Brother Luffy! Brother Usopp! Sister Nami!"

"I told you not to scream like that!!" Nami gritted her teeth.

"Huh?" Everyone was confused.

"We've arrived at the restaurant on the sea!" Johnny had almost recovered from his illness. The two of them stood at the bow of the boat and pointed at the big boat with the fish head in front of them. "What do you think?"

"Wow——" the little girl expressed her surprise.

"How spectacular!" Usopp was shocked.

"What a big fish!" Luffy's thinking process is different from that of ordinary people.

At this time, the sound of a mechanism turning came from the side. Everyone looked to the side and saw a naval warship parked nearby.

The warship's guns were already aimed at the ship.

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Johnny and his brother had already crouched down, trying to find cover, and shouted, "We are not pirates!"

"Is this a pirate flag you've never seen before?" A scarred man wearing brass knuckles and a shirt appeared at the bow of the warship.

"I am Captain of the Admiralty Headquarters, Iron Fist Herbert, who is the Captain."

"I'm Luffy, and I just made the pirate flag the day before yesterday!"

"I'm Usopp." The great god always loves to steal the spotlight.

"Ah, I've seen you two before." The navy captain looked at Joseph and Johnny: "You often go in and out of government agencies."

"It should be...Joseph and Johnny who specialize in catching third-rate pirates. You were finally caught by pirates?"

This was definitely unbearable, so they put on a cold look and started talking back and forth:

"Only catching third-rate pirates? That's unpleasant to hear. It's not worth a penny."

"Joseph, it seems that guy wants to pick a fight with us."

"It seems that we need to shut up this ignorant fellow, Johnny."

After that, the two men raised their machetes and shouted, "Navy soldiers, taste our power!"

Bang bang! !

……

"Lost... lost a little bit..." The two men with bruised faces and noses lay back in the boat.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk!" Director Lu, who had originally been feeling admiration for talent, smacked his lips and commented, "You guys... are so weak."

Joseph retorted, "No...it's that guy, he's pretty strong."

Johnny echoed, "Even we have to lose a little bit..."

Zoro held his forehead and said, "I gave you a chance but you are useless! Can't you have a little self-awareness in front of your leader?"

At this time, a woman's voice came from the inner room of the warship: "Hebodi, stop bullying the weak, let's go!"

"Ah! Okay, let's go now!"

Bah! A dignified naval lieutenant is actually a bootlicker, how shameful! A certain Suo secretly complained.

"You're lucky, pirates. Today is the weekend, and we're just here to enjoy the food. You won't be so lucky next time you run into us."

As he spoke, the lickspittle lieutenant gave a thumbs-up and ordered: "Sink it!"

"Yes!"

"They're firing!" Usopp shouted in panic.

"Watch me!" Luffy began to show off his skills: "Eraser, eraser, balloon."

He took a deep breath, puffed up his round rubber belly, and deflected the shell.

As luck would have it, the shell hit the roof of the sea restaurant.

Luffy looked in that direction awkwardly, only to see a hole in the roof. A lame old man could be vaguely seen in the hole, staring at this side viciously.

"Ah! A leg was blown off!"

……

"What? It only has one leg!"

"Yes, but there are injuries elsewhere."

"If I don't have money, I can only work here as compensation."

"That makes sense! I'll compensate you!"

"Do odd jobs for free for a year, and I'll forgive you."

"What? A year?"

……

Because of the trouble, Director Lu left his employees behind and went to negotiate. The employees waited on the boat for several hours.

As far as Sauron knows, Director Lu is not good at this. As the deputy director, he must lead the pace:

"Luffy's been gone for a long time...I guess the boss will keep him doing odd jobs as compensation."

"Wouldn't it be better to say that it was the navy that implicated you? How stupid!" The wage earner navigator seemed to have a long-standing grudge against Director Lu, which was why he spoke rudely.

"Let's go take a look and have a meal!" Usopp suggested.

A few people entered the restaurant and saw several waiters cleaning up the broken tables and plates...

Upon inquiry, we learned that a cook had just beaten a naval lieutenant in public, causing a riot.

I asked the waiter about the guy in the straw hat and heard that he had to work here for a year, and he laughed out loud.

So Nami was in a good mood and decided to order some food to celebrate.

After the delicious food was served, Luffy appeared wearing an apron.

"Ah!! You guys..."

"Hi, handyman!" Nami took the initiative to greet him.

"I heard you have to work for a year!" Usopp, the second traitor, taunted.

Seeing this, Vice President Suo seemed out of place without saying a word: "I think it is necessary to change the pirate flag. What do you think?"

Director Lu was a man of great vision. He turned a deaf ear to this and angrily shouted, "You guys actually left me here to eat such delicious food. This is too much!!"

"Not really, after all, we are free, don't you think?" Zoro turned to look at Usopp and Nami.

While Zoro turned his head, Luffy secretly did something funny and threw his booger into Zoro's cup.

Noticing that they were both laughing wildly, Zoro immediately realized what was going on.

He picked up the cup and pretended to drink: "Come to think of it, this is a good brew, although I feel a little sorry for you..."

Before he finished speaking, Zoro quickly stood up and poured the contents of the cup into Luffy's mouth, turning into a fishman's mouth:

"Are you a child? Drink it yourself!"

Luffy lay down and retched: "What are you doing..."

"Isn't that right, I should ask you?"

At some point, the noise here attracted the attention of a certain cook.

Suddenly, a man appeared in front of Nami. He was dressed in a suit and looked like a "dog". He had loving eyes and curly eyebrows.

"Ah! Oh, the sea, thank you for letting me meet her today!"

"Oh! Love, please laugh at me as I struggle in pain!"

"If I can be with her, I would be willing to become a pirate or a devil."

"But! How tragic that there should be such a great obstacle between us!"

Zoro looked at the curly eyebrows that were horny for Nami and immediately became furious. He slammed the table:

"Where the hell do you get so many words from!?"

"Who are you?" The love in the eyes of the man with curly eyebrows disappeared. He lit a cigarette casually and glanced at me.

Hey, I have such a bad temper!

Zoro showed the three swords at his waist: "I advise you to be smart, I'm afraid I might accidentally cut you!"

Curly Eyebrows raised an eyebrow, "Are you the sexual harasser? I've been wanting to kick you out for a long time. How dare you come to me on your own!"

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"Fuck, you really deserve a beating!"

Sauron was furious and was about to draw his sword; Curly Eyebrowed Man was not willing to be outdone and took a false step.

At this moment, an inappropriate remark came from the side, interrupting the duel between the two.

"The obstacle you are talking about is me, Sanji!" He was a lame uncle wearing a chef's hat, the owner of this store.

"Uh... stinky old man." Sanji seemed a little frightened as if his thoughts were exposed.

"Become a pirate, Sanji, this shop doesn't need you anymore!"

"Hey, you old man, I'm the sous chef of this restaurant. What do you mean by saying you don't need me?" Sanji was a little angry.

"You often argue with customers." He looked at Zoro and then turned to look at Nami: "When you see a girl, your face lights up."

"You can't cook any good dishes, and you're simply a burden to this restaurant. You know the other chefs don't like you. Become a pirate, or do anything else. Get out of here."

"What? You old bastard, you're getting more and more excited, aren't you? I can let it go if it's anything else, but I can't let it go if it's me!" He walked up to the boss and grabbed the boss's collar, "No matter what you say, I'm going to stay here and be a cook!"

state!

"What are you doing grabbing the chef by the collar? You bastard!"

Beautiful! Classic shoulder throw, the boss used one hand to hold the eyebrow curler, and even smashed the table where Zoro and the others were.

A few people reacted quickly and successfully rescued all the vegetables.

"Damn it!" Sanji sat up from the fallen position and yelled, "Asshole, even if you kick me out, I'm going to stay here and continue to be my chef! Until you die!"

"I won't die. I can live for another 100 years." The boss turned around and walked towards the kitchen nonchalantly.

"When he dies, you can inherit this restaurant?" Zoro had no sympathy.

"Inherit your head!"

"Great! He agreed, so he can become a pirate..." Luffy had no sympathy either.

"You're nothing!"

Sanji followed silently into the kitchen, and the next moment, he walked over to Nami with a cup of dessert and showed his courtesy.

"I was so rude just now. To express my apology, I would like to offer you some fruit and cheese. The after-dinner drink will be Grand Marnier. Please enjoy your meal, Your Highness."

"Wow, thank you."

"It should!"

“How thoughtful!”

Damn, how come you know so much!

Zoro slammed the table again and said, "I can't stand it anymore! Come out and challenge me, you perverted chef!"

"Ha!?" Sanji said with a look of contempt, "Sexual harassment! He's truly a vulgar person. He actually wanted to take this beautiful lady as a trophy. How is his behavior any different from that of a beast?"

"What did you say!?"

The wage earner navigator suddenly turned green tea: "Don't start a quarrel over me!"

"Yes! I won't make any more noise!" Dog licker.

"For you?" Straight man.

The navigator still had a green tea look on his face and held Sanji's face: "By the way, chef brother... the dishes here are a little expensive for me..."

"Of course it's free!!" The dog's eyes were full of love.

Green Tea Navigator gave him an excited hug: "I'm so happy! Thank you!"

Holy shit! If this were me, the Guapi system would give me at least +1000.

The extremely unbalanced Zoro was furious: "Sooner or later I will chop you into pieces!!"

"Zoro!" Luffy shouted sarcastically to express his dissatisfaction: "Don't scare him away! He is the chef I chose!!"

Sanji calmed down from his excitement with eyes full of love, looked at the few people and said, "But you have to pay the bill!"

"What!?" Usopp was furious: "Zoro, I support you, beat him up!"