I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

"Asshole! How could you do this? It's unforgivable!" Beside the drawbridge of the castle, a loli with pink twin ponytails clenched her fists, stamped her feet in anger, and cursed loudly at the dark forest outside the castle.

Then, she turned to look at the masked bear behind her and said, "Let's go! Kumasi, let's go to the Straw Hat Pirates' boat and block them!"

……

Meanwhile, a swordsman in the woods was sweating profusely as he fled in panic. "Horrible! Truly terrifying! Lolita may be small, but she shouldn't be provoked lightly. It's true... She even wants to tie me to this shabby ship of Moria. Bah, so what if she's cute? I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker!"

But he soon lost his way in the dark forest, like a headless fly: "It's over, I ran too fast and didn't bring Xin Duoli with me."

But he quickly calmed down: there should be a lot of people hiding in this forest, those whose shadows were taken away, and the zombie minions.

So, Zoro activated his Observation Haki and quickly found the guide, who turned out to be quite familiar, the three-headed "Hellhound".

Hey, why is this thing here? Did Luffy ride it in? Never mind, this thing should know the way.

So with Zoro's great memory recovery method, it quickly found the way back.

-

On the Thousand Sunshine.

"Wow! Nami! Usopp! Save me!!" Chopper struggled in the clutches of a loli with pink twintails.

"My favorite pet, Chopper, is just as cute as the one on the wanted poster!"

"I'm not a pet!! Human, let me go!"

"Let Chopper go! Who are you? Why are you on our ship?!"

The pink twintailed loli stroked Chopper and said tsunderely, "Straw Hat Pirates, 'Cat Thief' Nami, 'Sniper King' Sniper King, you are Roronoa Zoro's former companions. Don't worry, for his sake, I won't hurt you. I am one of the three monsters under Master Gekko Moriah - the Mononoke Princess Perona. I am here only to take Roronoa Zoro away."

"In the past?" Usopp was stunned.

"Come and take Zoro away?" Nami was very confused: "What does this mean?"

"Because Zoro will leave you and follow Lord Moria with me!" Perona clasped her hands in front of her chest and her tone became shy.

"Hey!?" The three were shocked, and even Chopper stopped struggling.

"Impossible! Zoro can't make such a decision!" Chopper was extremely excited.

"Indeed..." Usopp stroked his chin and began to analyze: "Why did this inexplicable woman come to this ship inexplicably and say such inexplicable words? Could it be..."

Nami also clenched her fists: "This bastard!"

-

Zoro saw the tall mast of the Sunny from afar and touched the head of the three-headed dog: "Well, not bad, very good, you can go now!"

"Woo~" The three-headed dog with several big bumps on its head whimpered and turned around dejectedly.

As Zoro climbed up a flight of stairs, he heard the sounds of two women arguing in front of him.

"Give up, Zoro won't listen to you!"

"Humph! Ridiculous pirate girl, you don't even know the relationship between him and me. He will definitely listen to me!"

"Oh! I don't know? You are the one who knows nothing at all and yet you ran onto this ship so self-righteously!"

"What did you say!?"

"Zoro!!" Chopper's eyes were sharp. As soon as Zoro recognized Perona's voice, he wanted to turn around and run away, but he was seen by Chopper: "What the hell is going on? This inexplicable woman said you want to leave us!"

Zoro was speechless: "Don't listen to her nonsense."

Perona was furious and turned a deaf ear to Zoro's words: "Roronoa Zoro! You've come just in time, tell this pirate girl what our relationship is!"

Nami also turned to look at Zoro, her eyes filled with murderous intent: "Zoro! Who is she!?"

"Um...she is girlfriend No. 18." Zoro has always been an honest man.

"Did you hear that?" Perona, with a proud look on her face, suddenly widened her eyes: "What! Ten... eighteen..."

Nami's eyes were about to spit fire, but in the blink of an eye, she smiled: "Oh...it turns out it's only number 18!"

"Hey! What does number 18 mean!" Perona looked at Zoro angrily.

"Ahem...Zoro~Tell her what number I am!" Nami raised her head, coughed lightly, and looked proud.

"Oh, you are number 3." Honestly...

"What!?" The two women said in unison, seeming to be united in their hatred of the enemy.

"Why on earth would this weak little pirate girl be ranked above me?!"

"Who are number 1 and 2?! Is it Robin? And that female marine?!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the burly figure instantly appeared in Zoro's mind.

"And you! What do you mean by a weak pirate girl? You're just No. 18!" Nami took out the Tianhou stick and was ready to fight if they had a disagreement.

"Hmph! A weakling like you, I can make you kneel before me in just a moment." Perona snapped her fingers and several little ghosts appeared beside her.

"Hey, hey, hey! Chopper, come back quickly. It's not appropriate for us to interfere in this situation." Usopp grabbed Chopper who wanted to help.

"Shut up! I want some quiet time!" Zoro looked gloomy and deep in his eyes at the endless black fog in the sea.

"Did you hear me? I told you to shut up! You're number 18!"

"Humph! You're number 18! He's obviously talking about you!"

"Zoro~ Quickly tell No. 18 to leave the Sunny. He's covered in ghosts and it's so scary." Nami jumped off the bow and hugged Zoro's arm.

Perona also came over and took Zoro's other hand: "Quickly put me on number 1 and put this pirate girl on number 18, at worst..."

She seemed to have made a very difficult decision: "At worst... I'll leave here with you."

"Who will go with you!" Nami turned into a fishman's mouth.

"I don't plan to take you with me!" Perona refused to give in.

Zoro looked at the two of them helplessly: Damn it, one is a drama queen, the other has a somewhat abnormal way of thinking. If they want to quarrel, just quarrel, why involve me?

Just as he looked to Usopp and Chopper for help, he found that Usopp and Chopper were looking at him with horror.

Zoro suddenly felt a chill on his back. He turned around and saw a tall and strong man appear behind him.

Damn! These two women ruined my Daoist heart and made my sense of sight, hearing, and color ineffective.

Zoro turned abruptly, his hands on the sword at his waist. He took a closer look, his pupils shrinking slightly, and a solemn expression appeared on his face: This is Bartholomew Kuma! !

The two girls also reacted and turned around to see Perona suddenly trembling: "You are... one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea, along with Lord Moria - the Tyrant Bartholomew Kuma!!"

"Seven Warlords of the Sea!" Nami was shocked.

"Why are you here?" Perona asked.

"Are you a subordinate of Moonlight Moriah?" Big Bear said in a low voice while holding the book.

"Lord Moriah... No... I have nothing to do with Moonlight Moriah anymore. I'm planning to leave here!"

Big Bear was silent for a while: "If you want to travel, where do you want to go?"

"It's just casual chatting!" Usopp and Chopper were shocked.

"Why are you asking this..." Before she could finish her sentence, Perona suddenly looked dreamy and said, "If I were to go on vacation, I'd still like to go to a dark, damp castle full of resentment, and live my life singing songs of curses."

“…and actually answered him!”

Hmm...it's better to film this plot at Hawkeye's place! It won't disturb my mind here, so Zoro decided to stand aside and watch.

"Ah! I've been fooled!" Perona reacted immediately and leaned forward in a fighting stance. "You're kidding! I was almost scared by your fame. It's nothing to worry about. Under my power, no one can resist kneeling!"

Big Bear looked at her calmly.

Perona was furious: "Are you listening? Your shadow is also very powerful, Bear. I think I should kill you as a final gift to Lord Moria."

“The Ghost of Negativity.”

Boo!

The big bear raised his hand and slapped it down, and with a muffled sound, Perona disappeared without a trace.

"Monkey D. Luffy, you have a brother, right?"