I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

On X/X/20XX, a news headline read: In H City, an employee named Liu from a certain enterprise died suddenly due to working overtime all night. Is this a decline in morality or a distortion of human nature?

One Piece World, East China Sea, Shimotsuki Village.

A little green-haired boy in a green waistcoat rubbed his eyes and looked at the confusing woods and sea around him.

"What did you dream about this time? It's quite real."

Oh my god, it’s even more severe this time. It hurts even in my dreams.

An inexplicable memory flashed through his mind, and he stared blankly at his hand, which had shrunk several times. Huh? I, Liu Suolong, have become the Three Swordsman—Zoro? I've traveled through time? Then how do I submit the draft of the report I wrote last night?

Hey, that’s not right, I’ve traveled through time, I’m going to hand in a damn draft!

Zoro took a deep breath of the sea-smelling air, then burst into laughter: "Overtime, overtime, overtime of any kind, it's making me cold. From now on, I will never work overtime again!"

Uh... that's not right, this is the pirate world... people will die...

In his previous life, Zoro also followed the One Piece anime, but he had never read the comics. He only read the main storyline and fast-forwarded through it.

Before his death, Teacher Kai finally did not survive the Year of the Dragon.

So, he thought carefully about it, the Zoro in his memory, well... he was stabbed in most of the early plots, and in a few of the later plots... Diuka, did I travel through time to get stabbed?

Besides, what willpower did the original owner have? I could die from working overtime, so willpower is nothing.

Don't follow the original plot and stay in this village? That won't work. One piece is not updated yet. You have to watch it all the way through.

"System Boss? Goldfinger Boss?"

"Are you there?"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for traveling to the world of pirates. Since the host will be single until his death, this system will help you complete your transformation. The Invincible Scumbag System is dedicated to serving you." As Zoro called out several times, a heavenly sound emerged in his mind.

"Haha! Modern time-travel novels really do have a standard system. Tomato is right!" Zoro jumped up excitedly: "Come on, invincible system, introduce your functions."

Ding, intelligent recognition command - open the system introduction. This system is called the Invincible Scumbag System. Adhering to the principle that you can become stronger by picking up girls, the system will judge based on the interaction between the host and the bound goddess, and reward love value.

Note: Love points can be exchanged for prizes in the points mall or directly increase attributes.

How to move? She moves or I?

Let’s look at other features.

"System, what's in your points mall?"

Ding, intelligent recognition password - open the points mall. As soon as the voice fell, a panel appeared in Zoro's mind.

Uh, this system doesn't seem very smart.

Zoro complained while browsing the wide variety of products on the panel:

Navy Six Styles - Shave 1 Love Points;

Navy Six Styles - Iron Block 1W Love Value;

……

Navy Six Styles Secret Techniques (unlocked);

Haki - Armament Haki 5W Love Value;

Haki - Observation Haki 5W Love Value;

Domineering - Domineering color 10W love value;

Armament Color Coil (Unlocked)

……

索隆粗略看了一下，除了上述商品之外，居然还有各种恶魔果实，超人系（2.5W-10W恋爱值）、动物系含幻兽种（3W-10W恋爱值）、自然系（5W-10W恋爱值）。

There's also a basic physical fitness pack—the strength pack (8000 love points) adds 1000 points of strength, and the kendo pack (8000 love points) adds 1000 points of swordsmanship skill...

After Zoro had a general understanding, he asked, "How about adding some?"

Ding, intelligent recognition password - open the host panel:

Host: Sauron

Age: 8 years old

Speed: 8 (+)

Strength: 8 (+)

Constitution: 8 (+)

Kendo: 0 (+)

Martial Arts: 0 (+)

Marksmanship: 0 (+)

……

Devil Fruit Development Level: DIV/0!

Overall combat power: 24 (one cannon fodder naval soldier is 200)

Note: The love value bonus ratio is 10:1

Looking at the row of gray plus signs and the eye-catching division by zero error message on the panel, Zoro fell into deep thought...

"Okay, that's not very clever after all. So what does it mean to bind the goddess?"

Ding, intelligent recognition password - introduction to the goddess binding function. The system can only bind female characters who have appeared in three episodes or more (including memories) in the anime.

Oh, it's a traditional idiot system storyline, I get it! But, dude, I'm not familiar with the word "girl."

"System, where's the gift pack? The novice gift pack?"

Ding, intelligent recognition password - get the novice gift package.

Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the complete set of the ancestor's quotations.

Following the system prompt, a thin A4 paper appeared out of thin air in Zoro's hand. It was in Songti size 4, with 1.5x line spacing.

1. Never ask a woman if she is single. If she likes you, she is single.

2. Solve the quantity problem first, then solve the quality problem;

3. Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends with her first and see if her friends are better looking than her.

???

Diuka girl, you are such a bummer.

Helplessly, Zoro could only try hard to recall the plot of One Piece. It seemed that there was someone in Shimotsuki Village who could meet the binding conditions - Shimotsuki Kuina. Well, that's right, the fool system did not mention age, so it should not be a problem.

Therefore, Zoro decided to follow the original plot and go to Koshiro's house to cause trouble first.

So, on a sunny morning, Zoro tied his iconic headscarf around his arm. His green algae-colored hair fluttered in the breeze like a brave man's flag.

He walked into Koshiro's swordsmanship dojo with an air of looking down on the world, clasped his hands in front of his chest, and looked around.

Koshiro was teaching a group of children swordsmanship. Seeing someone coming in, he smiled kindly and asked, "Little boy, are you interested in swordsmanship? Would you like to join my dojo?"

Huh? With the atmosphere at this point, it's hard for me to handle this.

So Zoro blurted out: "No... Don't get me wrong, I'm not targeting you, I'm saying that everyone here... is garbage!"

Normally, the other party would first say: "You are so arrogant, do you know?" Then both sides would engage in verbal attacks, and finally the bayonets would come to a bloody end.

But Shimotsuki Koshiro still smiled: "Hmm, so you are here to challenge me, kid. If you want to compete with me, you must defeat my disciple first. Kuina, you go."

As soon as he finished speaking, a pretty girl walked into the center of the dojo. Just like in the anime, she was still young...

"You're the only one who's called Kuina?"

Ding! Found a bindable goddess—Shimotsuki Guina. Do you want to bind her?

"Yes"

"Goddess No. 1 Shimotsuki Kuina has been successfully bound. Please start interacting with the goddess as soon as possible."

Everyone should know the outcome afterwards. The opponent's combat power should be as high as 36, but he only had 24, and he lost unfortunately.

It's worth mentioning that besides successfully entering Shimotsuki Koshiro's dojo, there was also the system notification sound after the duel ended:

"Ding, do what you like with Goddess No. 1, and you will be rewarded with +3 love points."

There's something wrong with this system...