The blind box of the plane was exposed, and foreigners cried for entry into China
Chapter 226 Going to Heaven to Play
"Brother Monkey! Aren't Second Brother and Nezha joining us?" Su Yu only then discovered that there were two brothers doing a live broadcast on the back hill of Huaguo Mountain.
"They won't be free until they finish this gossip live broadcast. Let's not wait for them. Let's go have some fun first."
Sun Wukong said as he sat on the somersault cloud and looked at the Flower-Fruit Mountain below which was getting smaller and smaller. Then he seemed to remember something and turned to look at Ling Xiaoyue and the others.
"By the way! You guys don't get dizzy from heights, do you?"
Dizziness from heights? How do you say that? Ling Xiaoyue and the others subconsciously replied, "We're not afraid of heights."
Out of the corner of their eyes, they accidentally caught a glimpse of the scene below. Everyone said: "...................."
Isn’t it a bit late to talk about this now, Brother Monkey! ! !
Woohoo! We’re not afraid of heights! We’re just afraid of falling!!!
Ling Xiaoyue and his group huddled together and trembled.
A triumphant smile appeared on Sun Wukong's lips, and his somersault cloud seemed to be suddenly proud. The state that was originally flying steadily to the sky suddenly shook again and again, scaring Ling Xiaoyue and others so much that before they could react, it was spinning in the sky and flying high in the sky again.
Ling Xiaoyue and the others were left all the way in shock, shouting "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" Sun Wukong was so happy that he did several somersaults in the air.
After finally stopping, I realized that I had arrived at the South Gate of Heaven.
Everyone originally wanted to try to walk down the "flying cloud" with their weak legs, but after Sun Wukong snapped his fingers, the somersault cloud turned into mist and disappeared on the spot.
"This is the South Heaven Gate." Sun Wukong said, pointing to the tall archway in front of him that rose into the sky.
"You can put your shopping mall in front of the South Heaven Gate, or after you go in, you can put it in front of the gate of Taishang Laojun's mansion. There is also a lot of space there."
Ling Xiaoyue calmed down, thought for a while, and asked, "Where does Monkey Brother recommend we put the mall?"
Sun Wukong bared his teeth with delight, pointed at the clouds in front of him, and said, "This is it! This is the most suitable and conspicuous place! No matter which immortal comes to the Heavenly Palace to do business, they have to enter through this place. This is the most suitable place!"
Ling Xiaoyue knew he was in trouble the moment he asked. He had clearly asked the wrong person. No, he had asked the wrong monkey.
Even if you ask Zhu Bajie, you can’t ask Sun Wukong. Well, there is also Nezha, and you have to add Yang Jian!
These three gods are known as the three "traitors" in heaven. One rebels openly, one rebels at any time, and one rebels secretly.
This will make life easier for the Heavenly Court, and they will not do anything that goes smoothly anyway.
But if they do something that brings shame to Heaven, disgraces the gods, or goes against Heaven, they will run faster than anyone else!
The team members also came to their senses at this time. They were just happy that their childhood idol, Sun Wukong, was going to take them to heaven for a trip. How could they remember Sun Wukong's reputation as a traitor in heaven?
Even if he reacted at this moment, it would be too late to back down.
But when they thought about the completed system tasks and the time-space portal that could be opened at any time, everyone's hearts calmed down again.
After feeling at ease, I looked at what I was doing and suddenly became excited again.
What are you afraid of? Are you afraid that Monkey Brother will abandon us? Even if he doesn't care about us, we can still run away!
Besides, our Monkey Brother is not that kind of monkey. Since he has brought himself and others here, he will definitely not abandon us.
Besides, didn't Monkey King say at the beginning, "Take us to heaven to play."
Going to heaven? What else can I do? What's fun in heaven? Of course, heaven!
Ling Xiaoyue and the others instantly became excited. This was fucking thrilling! It was even more adrenaline-pumping than when they were in a parallel dimension, flying a bomber to bomb the hometown of Shenjiaobenji!
Seeing Ling Xiaoyue and the others finally react, Sun Wukong smiled as if his prank had succeeded. He urged Ling Xiaoyue to quickly release the mall. Then, he prepared to start selling the goods.
Is this the salesman we understand? Ling Xiaoyue and the others blinked their eyes at Carslan. They obediently and honestly released the Plane Trading Mall.
The heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the South Heaven Gate had long seen Sun Wukong and a group of young cultivators who were not even at the Foundation Establishment stage whispering to each other not far from the South Heaven Gate.
But their duty is only to guard the gate, and they are not responsible for what happens outside the gate.
The two superiors, Qianliyan and Shunfenger, were not on duty today, so they could not hear or see clearly what Sun Wukong and the others in front of them were doing.
Until a "boom" sounded, and a young cultivator in the Qi Refining Stage pulled out a uniquely shaped house. The two gatekeepers just glanced over there, then turned their heads away, pretending they didn't see it.
This Monkey King neither broke in by himself nor brought anyone with him. He just built a house at the gate of Nantianmen. It's not a big deal at all!
The two gatekeepers continued to guard the South Gate "diligently".
Ling Xiaoyue and the others looked at Sun Wukong eagerly again after taking out the shopping mall.
Sun Wukong was speechless and reminded, "How did you attract customers before? Now that there are no customers coming, why not recruit a few to come in and take a look?"
Ling Xiaoyue and the others looked at each other and decided to do as Monkey Brother said. After all, didn’t they come to this plane to do business and sell goods?
It doesn't matter where you sell it. Think about it from another perspective. Now we have Monkey King personally leading us to sell goods outside the Heavenly Palace. We have the protection of the gods, so what is there to be afraid of?
So Su Yu took out his loudspeaker, and Ling Xiaoyue and others quickly retreated into the mall.
Su Yu: “....................”
Friendship is over, everyone.
"Zizi............" a sound of electric current was heard.
"Wenzhou, Zhejiang, Wenzhou, Jiangnan Leather Factory has closed down! The largest leather factory in Wenzhou, Zhejiang, Jiangnan Leather Factory has closed down! Bastard! Bastard! Boss Huang He spent his life drinking, whoring, gambling, and binging on alcohol, whoring, and gambled, owing 3.5 million yuan, and he ran away with his sister-in-law..."
The moment the loudspeaker sounded, Su Yu retreated back into the mall at top speed. Seeing Ling Xiaoyue and the others covered in various protective shields and magical instruments, he quickly followed suit, pulling out all the shields he had and shielding himself tightly.
Are you kidding? This is the fairyland! The people living inside the South Heaven Gate are all the immortals we have heard of since childhood from various literary works.
What if the "noise" we made accidentally disturbed the peace of some deity and made him unhappy...
Thinking of this, Ling Xiaoyue and the others couldn't help but tremble with fear.
Seeing how scared these children were, Sun Wukong couldn't help but burst into laughter standing at the entrance of the mall.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha"
"Those who can make decisions in Heaven have all gone to the West to attend the Dao Conference. Only a few small soldiers and crab generals are left in Heaven. Everyone is very easy to talk to, so don't be afraid. Hahahahahahahaha."
Ling Xiaoyue and her friends: "...................."
"Brother Monkey, if you put down the golden cudgel in your hand, we will believe that the gods who remain in the heavenly palace are really easy to talk to."
Su Yu fearlessly stuck his head out and shouted at Sun Wukong who was still standing at the entrance of the mall and laughing.
Sun Dasheng laughed even louder upon hearing this. He waved at Ling Xiaoyue and the others and said, "Come on, come out. It's okay."
"I see a fairy coming. Come out and greet the guests. Hurry."
"Sell the goods in your mall so I can take you to the places you want to go. We monkeys and grandsons didn't help you sell much merchandise. You won't be able to explain yourself when you go back."
Ling Xiaoyue and the others were hiding in a corner of the mall when they heard Sun Wukong's greeting. They couldn't help but feel moved to tears.
Woo woo woo, my monkey brother is really the White Moon Monkey.
If you don’t meet a very amazing monkey when you are young, you will think that no one is as good as it when it was young.
Ling Xiaoyue and others walked cautiously to the entrance of the mall, and when they looked out, they saw an old man with a long beard and a whisk flying towards them not far away.
"Great Sage, what are you doing standing at this door?" Taishang Laojun came on a cloud, looked at the strange house building in front of him and Sun Wukong standing outside the building, and asked curiously.
"I'm Old Sun waiting for you! Old man with a white beard! You're the first guest. Come on, let my little friend take you in. There are so many delicious and fun things in there! Please do me the honor of looking around!"
As Sun Wukong spoke, he walked forward, pulled Taishang Laojun's beard and walked into the mall.
"Come on, come on, come in and take a look. There are some rare things in here that you have never seen before. I'm sure you will need them."
Taishang Laojun looked confused. After seeing the four big words "Plane Mall" written on the plaque of the mall, he finally understood what was going on.
"Great Sage, did you get this from the marketplace?"
Sun Wukong nodded sloppily. "I got it. So after you're done shopping, can you help me get a few more customers?"
Taishang Laojun stroked his long beard and nodded in response, "Alright, alright. I'll go in and take a look. The wine my clone brought back is just finished, so I need to stock up more this time."
Ling Xiaoyue and the others stared in amazement at Sun Wukong's hardcore approach to attracting customers. Seeing Taishang Laojun walk in, he quickly assigned a small companion to go and greet him.
Shi Lin walked happily in front, leading Taishang Laojun to the beverage area.
"Are you the Taishang Laojun himself? You are just like the descriptions in the literature we read since childhood, with an immortal appearance and youthful face! ................."
Shi Lin led Taishang Laojun forward while flattering him. Oh, no, he was trying to get close to him.
In a trance, people thought it was Su Yu who was possessed.
Before Ling Xiaoyue and the others could sigh, the second and third immortal customers arrived one after another.
It is not known whether these immortals were attracted by Su Yu’s loudspeaker, or happened to pass by the South Heaven Gate and were captured by Sun Wukong and stuffed into the mall.
But no matter what, it would be a shame not to grab this customer who comes "right to your door"!
"My Immortal, you are holding Fatty's Happy Water. Have you tried this? Okay, then I wonder if you have tried this raspberry-flavored Happy Water? We also have lime-flavored and ginger-flavored ones..."
Chen Xi introduced the different flavors of cola on the shelves to the gods who were choosing in the beverage area.
"The game consoles here include the most advanced virtual projection game consoles and the handheld PSP game console. If you don't like either of those, I recommend using your smartphone and inviting a few friends to play games together, which is also a lot of fun..."
"Which game do you recommend? Honestly, I like all of them. But the most popular team-based combat games here are King of Glory and PUBG Mobile."
"How do you play? It doesn't matter. Our mall will teach you until you learn it. These games are very simple. Immortal Lords will understand them at a glance."
After Lin Chen finished speaking in front of the gods who were stationed in the electronic products area, he directly opened the game interface and started the extremely smooth and brilliant paid game.
Well, in front of the client.
"Fairy sisters, these are the popular clothing styles in our mortal world. Although they are definitely not as good as the seamless clothes of the fairy sisters, and they still only look good in one way, it's still nice to wear something new every now and then."
Ling Xiaoyue led a group of fairies carrying baskets to stroll through the clothing area and then headed towards the cosmetics area.
"What the fairy sister is holding in her hand is called lipstick, which is also called lip balm or lip paper. It can also be used as rouge."
"This lipstick comes in many colors. You can choose according to your mood at the time, or you can match different lipstick colors with your different clothes that day."
As soon as Ling Xiaoyue finished speaking, another fairy came with an eyeshadow palette and asked if the colorful things in these small grids were also rouge?
Ling Xiaoyue paused, then replied with a smile, "Yes and no, this rouge is not that rouge."
"The rouge in Sister Fairy's hand is called an eyeshadow palette. As the name suggests, this eyeshadow palette is used on the eyes."
As soon as these words were spoken, most of the fairies who were gathered in the lipstick area gathered around again.
"This rouge can be applied to the eyes? How do you apply it?"
"Yes, yes, there are so many colorful colors. What will it look like when applied to the eyes?"
"I know this pink will look good, but will this purple, this dark brown, this green, and this sky blue look good?"
"Oh! There's a glittery eyeshadow palette here! Is this an eyeshadow palette? They all look pretty similar, except the colors here are all glittery. So pretty."
"There's also some clear glitter here. This looks so pretty! This would look great on my eyes, right?"
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