The blind box of the plane was exposed, and foreigners cried for entry into China
Chapter 221 Xiao Wang's Bucktooth Crisis
Upon learning that the owner of the mall had quickly opened a dedicated, snow-free passage for them to safely and smoothly travel back and forth to purchase supplies, the villagers of Tianshui Village were deeply moved.
They said that it was specially opened to attract more people to come to the mall to buy things.
Does it matter?
unimportant.
The villagers of Tianshui Village are not fools. This mall does not only do business with Tianshui Village. In addition to Tianshui Village, there are also Haitang Village, Lihua Village, Datian Village, etc. nearby.
The people in Tianshui Village are not the most convenient for this snow-free passage.
Isn't it just calling my mother, my wife, and my sisters out to go shopping at the mall? It's no big deal!
There is such a convenient road in front of this store. Even if the mall owner didn't tell us specifically, we would still ask the women and children at home to go out for a walk after we go back.
What's more, now there are not only good roads to walk on, but also warm shopping malls to go shopping in. If you don't go out and stay at home, you are a fool.
Ling Xiaoyue smiled and continued.
"I know everyone's shopping has cost their families a lot of money, so I decided to give everyone a way to make some change."
"It's not really change, it's just bringing something to our mall to redeem points. The points can be used to deduct the price of goods in our mall."
The villagers of Tianshui Village suddenly heard the female owner of the shopping mall say this. Before they could even get excited about such a good thing or ask how to get the change, they heard Ling Xiaoyue continue.
"Our mall will start buying snowflakes from outside in three hours. Accumulated snow is also acceptable, but it must be clean."
"All the snow must be clean, without a speck of dust, dead leaves, or even a strand of hair."
"As long as it's clean snow, we'll collect it."
"The purchase price is one yuan for two kilograms of snow. There is no upper limit."
As soon as Ling Xiaoyue finished speaking, the villagers of Tianshui Village, who were already happy, suddenly became excited.
I didn’t expect that it would be a pie in the sky. This pie actually has a candy filling!!!
There is such a good thing? ? ? ! ! !
"Really? Little Boss? Is everything you said true?"
“Do you really collect snow for money?”
"Is it this snow? Is it this snow that's falling from the sky?"
"We also want the snow on the ground!"
Ling Xiaoyue nodded, but was worried that they were too excited to see it, so she simply signaled Cheng Jiashilin and others next to her to speak again and give her affirmation.
The villagers, who had received more recognition, became even more excited and began to speak.
"I'm going home now and calling everyone out!"
"Boss, don't worry! I absolutely won't cheat! The snow I hand over is guaranteed to be clean!"
"Let's go back now! The bosses are waiting to collect the snow!"
....................
In just a moment, the villagers who were blocking the entrance of the shopping mall left in a flash.
The villagers who were still shopping in the mall were also notified by other friends and relatives who knew the news of the snow harvest. They immediately pushed their shopping carts to the checkout area, wanting to go home quickly and inform their family members who were still curled up in bed at home and knew nothing.
In a short while, even the villagers of Tianshui Village who were still lingering in the shopping mall had left.
Ling Xiaoyue was very happy to see this happen. It was also at this time that Cheng Jia, Shi Lin and others had the opportunity to ask Ling Xiaoyue why the snow had to be harvested so suddenly.
When Ling Xiaoyue thought about this, she felt extremely mysterious. The corners of her mouth couldn't help but curl up.
One look at Ling Xiaoyue's expression confirmed the team's suspicions. Perhaps there was something different about this snow.
Lin Chen and Ye Feng could no longer suppress their joy at this moment. The two technical geeks who were usually reserved grinned, revealing two rows of big white teeth, their tone full of joy.
"You'll never guess! What's the difference between the snowflakes in this dimension and ordinary snowflakes?"
The friends enthusiastically asked, "What's the difference?"
"Come on, tell me! What's different? I've already let Xiao Wang eat three mouthfuls of the snow outside. Even when I stood on his head, he still couldn't tell me what was so special about this snow!"
A voice that sounded like a beast in a state of anxiety and anger came from behind the crowd.
Lin Chen and Ye Feng, who were still in an excited state: "...................."
The answer was immediately available, but the rest of the team was interrupted: “....................”
Ling Xiaoyue had a string of ellipsis marks hanging on the back of her head, and she asked weakly, "Um, Xiao Wang, are you okay?"
Little King, who was still being stepped on by the big phoenix on his mouth, swam over from the snow: "...................."
“Wuwu ...x﹏X............”
Everyone: “....................”
Looking at Xiao Wang's long mouth that seemed to want to speak but couldn't open, everyone felt a pang of pain in their hearts.
This is the totem symbol of our flower-growing nation after all! Being bullied like this by a bird.
You are all totem beasts from the original plane, can't you just get along well with each other?
Looking at Xiao Wang’s mouth that couldn’t be opened no matter what, you could tell that Da Huang must be quite heavy.
Just a tiny chicken, ugh! A nine-tailed phoenix, with the same weight as Hengheng, really wouldn't affect its flight?
Ling Xiaoyue couldn't bear it any longer and wanted to pick up Dahuang from Xiaowang's long mouth, but the first time he saw Dahuang, this shameless guy said that he would touch its hindquarters and it suddenly flashed through his mind.
Ling Xiaoyue: “....................”
The hands that were originally stretched out were quickly retracted.
Everyone: “....................”
Xiao Wang originally just felt wronged and didn't want to cry. But now, seeing Ling Xiaoyue for some reason "withdraw" the hands that were about to take the big phoenix from his mouth, his eyes filled with crystal tears.
Ling Xiaoyue couldn't bear to see this, so she had to change the subject, "Hey, Dahuang, can you come down by yourself? Look at Xiao Wang's long beak. He's still a baby. If you step on his gums, he'll get buck teeth. This............"
"This, this, this... This isn't about whether it looks good or not. Buck teeth really affect the image of any creature, no matter who it is. And if they can't find a partner when they grow up because of their poor appearance, what will Xiao Wang do if he feels inferior?"
"When the woman sees Xiao Wang's ugly face, she'll definitely worry about whether his buck teeth are hereditary. Xiao Wang is still young and hasn't even lost his baby teeth yet. We can't let this affect his development!"
Ling Xiaoyue's tone was gentle and persuasive, and could be described as earnest.
Da Huang was indeed a very reasonable phoenix. After thinking for a moment, it jumped off the little king's beak with a "pop".
At the end, he turned around and patted Xiao Wang's long beak with his paw, as if to comfort him. But the next second, he said, "Don't worry, Xiao Wang, I'll check your teeth for you."
As soon as he finished speaking, Dahuang quickly used his two claws to pry open Xiaowang's upper and lower mouth.
Everyone: “....................”
Ling Xiaoyue watched in fear as Dahuang stood with his legs split at the edge of Xiao Wang's mouth, using his long legs to try to stretch Xiao Wang's mouth as wide as possible.
Wow, he's even doing the splits! ! ! !
Everyone reacted and immediately wanted to carry Da Huang away from Xiao Wang's mouth. Ling Xiaoyue didn't care about Da Huang's accusation of touching its butt. She just wanted to save Xiao Wang? Da Huang was in dire straits.
Why is there a big phoenix? Because in this posture, it looks like the big phoenix is about to be swallowed by the little king.
But the next second, Dahuang didn't know whether the light was blocked or the direction of Xiaowang's open mouth was against the light.
It was difficult to see the growth of Xiao Wang's teeth in his mouth because the light was very dim. This made Da Huang frown helplessly.
Then, with a "click", Dahuang's eyes clicked, and his two cross-eyed eyes that usually only showed curses immediately turned into a bright golden color.
Like two powerful flashlights and searchlights, they literally shone their eyes like torches, shining on the weak, pitiful, and helpless baby teeth in Xiao Wang's mouth...
The people who just ran over to try to rescue the Flower Planting Family’s national totem beast: “....................”
Ah! My eyes!!
The next second, Ling Xiaoyue and others took out the multifunctional sunglasses made of black crystal that they had exchanged from the world of immortal cultivation and put them on their noses.
Then they spontaneously surrounded Xiao Wang's mouth, tilted their heads to put their mouths into it, stretched out their gloved hands, and started to dig in Xiao Wang's mouth.
Little Wang with tears in his eyes: “....................”
Dare not move, absolutely dare not move. If you move, these annoying guys will be finished.
Thinking of this, Xiao Wang's tears welled up even more. For no apparent reason, his mouth felt sore.
"Dahuang! Come closer so we can see more clearly. It seems that Xiao Wang's baby teeth haven't all grown in yet! His development seems a bit delayed!"
Da Huang cooperated very well and shone the light over.
"Xiao Wang's mouth is still very clean! There is no bad smell at all!"
"Does Xiao Wang brush his teeth regularly? We didn't really notice!"
"Toothbrush! Look, there's a toothbrush bristle stuck between these two teeth. Let me pull it out..."
"My baby teeth here aren't growing well either. Look, there seems to be plaque here! Dahuang, take a look at me!"
Dahuang cooperated again with "click, click".
"Why does this thing here look so much like a cavity? It's impossible, right?"
"Take a closer look... Oh! It's really a cavity! Xiao Wang! Did you eat candy?!?!"
As soon as this exclamation was uttered, Dahuang, who was Xiao Wang's accomplice in stealing candy, flashed his eyes like searchlights guiltily, and then the light from Xiao Wang's mouth also flashed, and there was a burst of surprised "frog sounds".
"Hey! Dahuang! Make your power supply more stable! Don't flash! I can't see clearly." Su Yu exclaimed hurriedly.
"That's right! If I hadn't been wearing sunglasses, my eyes would have been dazzled!!"
Upon hearing this, Da Huang quickly stabilized his "gaze", fearing that Ling Xiaoyue would notice his teeth.
It knows whether it has cavities or not.
Ling Xiaoyue's heart nearly stopped. This little Wang has cavities!!! He's been raising him in my care, and he's gotten cavities!!!
If I bring this back to the base and let the medical experts there treat it, what reasons and excuses can I use to wash away my "sin" a little bit!!!
She could even imagine now that once she told this matter, the "descendants of the dragon" in the entire base would look at her with regret and condemnation.
She is guilty! She is guilty of a heinous crime!!!
Ling Xiaoyue Sparta cried out in shock and pain: "My poor little king! My poor little king!!!"
Ling Xiaoyue originally just wanted to scream out why Xiao Wang had cavities, but before she could finish the second half of her sentence, Dahuang and Xiao Wang were startled by Ling Xiaoyue's sudden scream.
Dahuang thought that the fact that he had more cavities than Xiaowang was exposed. Xiaowang thought his cavities were very serious and wondered if he was going to die.
Both beasts were startled. Da Huang couldn't help but let out a fart. Xiao Wang burped in panic...
Team members who haven’t had time to pull their heads out of Xiao Wang’s mouth: ........................................
....................
"vomit!!!"
"vomit!!!"
"vomit!!!"
.........
Ling Xiaoyue's heart truly stopped for a moment. Oh my god! My brain is turning into a jujube! What kind of god-level Shura scene is this?! ! ! !
The situation was extremely out of control. Ling Xiaoyue, who had already collapsed on a pile of snow and dodged the two beasts' combined attack, fell back upon hearing that Xiao Wang had cavities and began to repent.
Oh, and we have to add Da Huang. Because once Da Huang realized that he might not be able to hold the fart, he quickly kicked his legs and exerted force, and the fart slipped out and launched himself directly out of Xiao Wang's big mouth.
Fortunately, because of the hiccups, Xiao Wang's mouth lost its support and he did not subconsciously close his mouth immediately. This prevented the team members from having to endure physical attacks after enduring psychological and physical torture.
But even so, neither the friends nor Xiao Wang are doing much better.
At this moment, everyone had a pale green face and was vomiting in the snow, but because they had practiced Taoism, their physical fitness was much stronger.
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