This made the people, including the dragon and the plant, who had originally wanted to follow out of the mall, all come to a sudden stop at the door.

The big phoenix couldn't stand it and jumped in. What would happen if they left?

As soon as Dahuang entered the mall, he took a deep breath. Even so, he still felt like there was a stuffy air stuck in his chest, which made him extremely uncomfortable.

While Dahuang was not paying attention, Xiao Wang leaped over and snatched the remote control from Dahuang's claws. He proudly pressed the next song in front of everyone.

Su Yu exclaimed "No" just as he blurted out. The loudspeaker delayed for only a few seconds before continuing to play the next song as planned.

The prelude sounded... Ling Xiaoyue, Shi Lin and several members of the Pojun team looked at Su Yu in horror.

Can a song that makes a funny guy like Su Yu shout "no" be a normal song?

Could it be even more disturbing than "Tante"? ........

On the rooftop of the shopping mall, the marshal and his adjutant, who had already arrived at the mall on a hoverboard, were now studying a circle of loud speakers on the top of the mall.

"Why did it stop suddenly?" The adjutant flew a little closer and reached out to touch the horn.

As if he could feel the horn's pulse and figure out why it stopped, the marshal mentally complained about his adjutant's foolish behavior.

The next second, the marshal sensed something, grabbed the adjutant's arm and quickly retreated backwards.

And the loud speaker also started singing at this time.

"A crab has eight legs, hey! Two big claws, hey! Six small claws, they clamp tightly and can't be pulled off. Go east and I'll pick up a stick to grab your shell and see how you shake it..."

"A crab has eight legs, two claws pointing to the sky, and a huge lump on its back. Ouch~ it pinched my leg~"

Time seemed to stand still at this moment, whether it was Ling Xiaoyue, Shi Lin and others in the mall, or the battlefield not far away, where the scope of the military academy students killed the Zerg, which was constantly expanding and getting closer and closer to the mall.

And to the interstellar people who watched the live broadcast of the military cadets' final exams through the Star Network: ...........................

"Why does this lyric sound so much like Beetlejuice?"

"Yeah, does the guy upstairs feel the same way? I thought it was just me and my colleagues who felt that way!"

"When did this Hard-shelled Bug No. 5 change its name to Crab?"

“It feels strangely appropriate.”

"Appropriate +1."

"Appropriate + Star Citizen ID number."

"I'm not saying, can you guys above me straighten your attitude? Is the person who wrote and sang this song from the Zerg side?! Why not play the Imperial Army Anthem or the National Anthem right now? There are so many songs, why sing about the Zerg?"

"Please stop trying to manipulate public opinion! This song is lively and vivid! The description of the Zerg is very imaginative. It makes everyone remember the characteristics of Hardshell Beetle No. 5 immediately."

"I support the above guy above. It's wrong to play this song at this time!"

“I support…”

The Starnet erupted in an uproar. The Zerg-killing cadets on their home planet were completely oblivious; they simply felt that the incantatory "Crab Song" had struck a chord with Bug 5, who suddenly began to move in unison.

"What? Are they dancing?" a military academy student asked curiously.

"Whether they're dancing or distracted by the music, now's the perfect time for us to strike! Don't be surprised! Kill all the Zerg to provide nutrients for our home planet!"

"kill!!!"

"Kill, kill, kill!!!!"

At this time, it was high in the sky outside the shopping mall.

The marshal continued to pull his adjutant backwards, and the two of them just stood there on the hoverboard.

Goose bumps slowly crawled up from my calves to my back.

Ling Xiaoyue, Shi Lin and the others in the mall, even Da Huang, Xiao Wang and the commander, three non-humans, looked at Su Yu with strange eyes.

Su Yu:......................

Su Yu was twisting and turning on the spot, with his arms clasped between his legs. His face was red, even his ears were red, and he was twisting his body and stammering.

"I think it's quite interesting."

"Listen, this is such a demonic brainwashing."

Everyone:...................

Dahuang felt his eyes stung, and Xiao Wang also felt inexplicably nauseous after looking at Su Yu, and wanted to press the next song in revenge.

But just before the dragon claw was about to be pressed, he paused. What if the next song was also such a brainwashing song?

Xiao Wang looked down at the remote control. "Hmm? There's another button here. This is it!"

Then, the marshal and adjutant, who had just gotten off the hoverboard outside, heard the "call from the ancients."

"Mom, I want to eat roasted yams. Eat them. Eat big pieces."

"Is two yuan enough? Yes, it is. Thank you, Mom. You are so kind."

marshal:.................

adjutant:..................

The cadets who bravely killed the Zerg: ...................

To the interstellar netizens who watched the live broadcast via the Star Network:

Cadet: "Is anyone checking where these annoying noises are coming from?!?! This is illegal, don't you know?!"

The cadets tacitly led the battlefield in the direction of the sound. They wanted to see who was so bold as to play songs other than military songs and national anthems on the Zerg battlefield.

Ling Xiaoyue and the others in the mall were too tired to complain about Su Yu.

"What did you put into the music library?" Shi Lin frowned deeply.

Su Yu, Lin Chen, Ling Xiaoyue, the Pojun team and others all turned to look at Shi Lin.

Oh, I forgot this guy just joined not long ago. He has not experienced the restart of the plane and the poison of Su Yu's customer recruitment advertisement.

Why do I feel like I've lost out for some reason?

Ling Xiaoyue reached out and took the remote control from Xiao Wang's paw. With a "click", she pressed the power button.

The annoying loud speaker sound outside finally stopped.

Except for Su Yu, Da Huang and Xiao Wang, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"Aren't we going to attract customers anymore?" Su Yu asked curiously.

"Your method of recruiting is not the right one. Try something more normal. When we go out, we represent more than just ourselves." Ling Xiaoyue said.

As soon as he finished speaking, the wind chimes hanging at the entrance of the mall rang.

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