The blind box of the plane was exposed, and foreigners cried for entry into China

What? What did you say? Don't say anything I don't understand! Can you speak Mandarin? I don't understand...

Ling Xiaoyue was embarrassed.

Shi Lin and the others also looked confused.

Fortunately, Hera reacted immediately and switched to an oriental language. She continued to bow and said, "Dear Miss Savior, thank you for coming to our world."

Ling Xiaoyue:.......

Shi Lin and the others in the mall: Who is it?! Who is it?! Who taught her to talk like that?!

Now I understand it at least, but...what does this have to do with anything?

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Nezha were always paying attention to the movements around them.

Seeing the confused reactions of Ling Xiaoyue and others, I remembered that I forgot to tell these juniors about this fairy tale plane.

But Hera had already begun to explain: "Miss Savior, our world is in tatters. Please help us get back on the right path?"

Ling Xiaoyue: Speechlessness is my mother tongue. I have been more speechless than I have today, even if I have only just put all my life's experiences together.

Ling Xiaoyue smiled awkwardly and explained, "Ma'am, I think you may have misunderstood something. First of all, I'm not a savior. Secondly, I'm just a businessman who runs a shopping mall and sells goods."

"Finally, if you have any needs other than purchasing goods, please talk to my assistant. As long as the price is right and it's ethical, we will do our best to reach a cooperation with you."

Hera understood that the Savior Lady didn't want to bother with her and told her to talk to her servants if she had any problems.

Hera was not angry at being "neglected" like this. On the contrary, she thought this was the dignity that a savior should have.

Hera stood up and said to Ling Xiaoyue gratefully, "Although we haven't reached any cooperation yet, I would like to express my deepest gratitude to you, the savior, for coming."

“May you have the happiest marriage. May you be able to enter the sacred palace of marriage at any time.”

Ling Xiaoyue: ...........In ancient times, there was a merchant who bought a batch of ramie, wheat, oranges, and animal skins in Sichuan. He sailed out of Sichuan by water. Halfway through, the current was so strong that the oars became rotten. The oars broke and were carried downstream. The boatman was very anxious and asked the merchant, "Without oars, we can't sail. Do you have any straight or long objects among your cargo that can serve as oars?" The merchant replied, "I have ramie, wheat, and orange husks. I wonder if they can serve as oars."

Ling Xiaoyue took a deep breath. Shi Lin and the others tried hard to hold back their laughter.

Hera keenly noticed the Savior's unhappiness and immediately realized that the Savior was unwilling to enter the palace of marriage.

But why? Don’t young girls dream of one day wearing a pure white wedding dress, holding the arm of their beloved man, and walking into a holy marriage together?

Ling Xiaoyue forced a smile, "I accept Ms. Hera's kindness. Please give this blessing to someone else. I really don't need it."

Hera understood that the savior was unwilling to enter the grave of marriage, so he declined her blessing.

Although she was the goddess in charge of marriage, her marriage was indeed a grave. Her blessing was not convincing at all.

I heard from the Eastern immortals that there was an old man named Yue Lao in the East who did the same thing as me.

I guess as the savior of the Orientals, I prefer the blessings of their local gods. So I don't force it.

After Hera led the gods behind her to salute Ling Xiaoyue again, she began to talk directly with the savior's servants, Shi Lin and others, about the demands of the gods on Mount Olympus.

It turns out that more than 800 years ago, this world was still a normal dark fairy tale world. The indigenous people here did not take baths as usual, and shared a sponge soaked in water to wipe their buttocks.

Zeus, as always, was looking for beautiful people and animals to be his lovers.

Under the rule of the Sea King, the creatures and mermaids in the sea still use beautiful shells and kelp to make their own clothes.

Until one day, a dimensional trader who claimed to be a grocery store owner suddenly appeared. He traded on Mount Olympus for a day and left just as suddenly as she had come.

The gods thought it was nothing and just immersed themselves in the goods they had bought at high prices.

Cupid was playing with a shaker. Zeus was playing with a toy. Demeter was researching high-yield grain seeds. Hades was reading Das Kapital. Hestia was carrying a gas stove and blowing fire everywhere...

The gods on Mount Olympus were having a great time, until one day...

Little Red Riding Hood suddenly killed the big bad wolf who ate her grandmother! Then she paraded around the world giving speeches.

What are you talking about?

It tells the story of the Little Mermaid, the most beloved daughter of Poseidon, the Sea King. She saved a prince, but for this prince she lost her beautiful fish tail, her long hair, her heavenly singing voice, and finally turned into foam.

It tells the story of the emperor's new clothes. There were two brave tailors who said that the clothes they wove could only be seen by smart people. So, all over the country, in order to avoid being discovered as fools, everyone tried their best to praise the beauty of the non-existent clothes.

.....

These stories are nothing in the fairy tale world, they are just ordinary stories. However, Little Red Riding Hood started to do "reading comprehension" after finishing the story.

That’s right, it’s “reading comprehension”.

This is a very rough and simplistic analysis of the love-obsessed little princess in The Little Mermaid, who voluntarily gave up her dignity as a daughter of the sea for a blind and foolish man.

She gave up her beautiful fishtail and traded legs with the witch, legs that felt like they were treading on knife edges. She gave up her long hair so she could breathe on shore. And after finally reaching shore, she didn't do anything and just let the prince keep her like a mistress.

In the end, she even implicated her sisters in exchange for their beautiful long hair, a knife that could return everything to its origin. However, the foolish, love-minded little princess threw the knife into the sea, turning herself into foam. The prince then went to live with a princess from a neighboring country.

The people of the fairy tale plane, who always praised beautiful love stories, had never looked at the problem from this perspective. This kind of reading comprehension completely overturned their three views.

The emperor, who had been wearing the "new clothes" for many years, was furious after listening to the speech and personally executed the two tailors who dared to deceive him.

After hearing this version of the Little Mermaid, Poseidon, the king of the sea, was so angry that he invited Little Red Riding Hood to teach his daughter how to prevent her beautiful eyes from being blinded by a mere man.

From then on, this fairy tale plane began to fall into chaos.

Kings and emperors began to work hard to govern. Cinderella's stepmother and sisters became more polite to her and hired servants to take over her work. Rapunzel started getting a buzz cut. The witches also began to reform, experimenting with chemistry and making various cleaning products.

This would have been a promising development. However, it only lasted three years. After that, a second, third, and fourth person appeared in this fairytale dimension, like an apple falling from a tree. Countless people like Little Red Riding Hood continued to appear.

Some of these people advocate that men are superior to women, that women should bind their feet, and that men should be given priority in everything.

Some people advocate that true love is invincible, as long as you like someone, it is true love, and all people and things should give way to true love.

There are also various people who claim to be the heroine and the hero, claiming that they came here to conquer the world, unify the world and become emperor.

The list goes on and on.