Ling Xiaoyue panted as he climbed up to the seventh floor with two huge bags of daily necessities, sweating profusely and panting heavily.

With trembling hands, he fumbled for his keys and opened the door. He dumped two heavy bags into the living room. He closed the door, kicked off his shoes, and slumped down on the sofa, waiting for his breath to settle.

He stretched out his foot to reach the bag ear in the living room, but it was too heavy. Ling Xiaoyue had no choice but to fumble around on the sofa for a while and found the Nutri-Express bar he had taken a sip of in the morning. He gulped down half a bottle and finally relieved the dryness in his throat.

This house is a demolished house that was passed down from my ancestors. Although it is called an heirloom, it has only been passed down for one generation.

It was just demolished at the original site. My ancestors had lived on the land for two generations, but my family had no connections, so when the houses were distributed, they were a step behind. The houses on the lower floors were won by lottery by those who were well-informed, and the only ones left were the upper floors.

Thinking about the elevator, which seemed so far away, Ling Xiaoyue felt helpless. He didn't know when it would be installed, or if it would be abandoned. If it was abandoned, would he be able to get back the five shares he had already allocated.

"Ding~ I've detected that the host is panting like an ox and exhausted like a dog, which means he is hardworking and persevering. He is also cruel and shameless, which means he will not give up even a little profit. He fully meets the binding conditions of the Planar Merchant System. Please select Yes or No to confirm the binding. Binding will begin immediately."

Ling Xiaoyue was confused when he heard the voice in his head. He jumped up from the sofa and looked around blankly, searching for something.

"Loading progress now, one percent, two percent."

What the heck is this? What's hurting people? What the heck is this?! Where is it?! Why can't I see it?!

"Six percent, seven percent."

"No! I refuse! I refuse to be bound!" Ling Xiaoyue was shocked and shouted out what was in his heart.

"Once the binding begins, it cannot be stopped. According to the interstellar plane transaction law, the host must confirm three times that they refuse the binding and submit a written application of more than 100,000 words. After the main system reviews and approves it, the binding can be released. 8%, 50%."

Ling Xiaoyue: ...

"Fifty-one percent, one hundred percent, progress loading complete. Ding~ Congratulations to the host on successfully binding. Congratulations to the host on achieving the binding achievement with the Planar Merchant Trading System. From now on, you will marry a tall, rich, and handsome man, reach the pinnacle of life, punch the Nanshan Nursing Home, kick the Beihai Kindergarten, and everyone over ninety and under ninety will shudder at the sight of you."

The system spoke in a cheerful voice, and at the end, it played a few fireworks sound effects in Ling Xiaoyue's mind to celebrate.

"Host, host, why don't you speak? Are you born silent?"

Ling Xiaoyue: What did I say? You've already said it all, what else do I have to say?

"Host, host, are you surprised? Are you surprised? Are you happy? Aren't you curious about what I, in the Plane Merchant System, do? Hahahaha, aren't you curious about how I was able to load it in such a short time? Hehehe."

Ling Xiaoyue: I’m not going to laugh at you, I’m not going to laugh at you.

"Host, host, are you really not curious? Hehehe, as the saying goes, clouds want colorful clothes, flowers want beauty, pigs want big heads, and people want fame. Are you really not curious why I am bound to the host in this system? Hehehehe"

Ling Xiaoyue: No, I’m not curious and don’t want to ask. You’re the winner.

He said in cooperation: "Why?"

"Oh hahahaha, of course it's all because of the moon, hahaha~"

Ling Xiaoyue clenched his fists. Gritting his teeth, he asked, "What else?"

"Hahahaha, that's it! It was just a slip of the hand! I just slid over there. It instantly loaded to 100%!"

A vein popped on Ling Xiaoyue's forehead, and he clenched his fists. He whispered coaxingly, his voice thick with sugar, "Wow~ System System, you're so amazing~ You must be incredibly impressive, you must be a truly extraordinary being. What a shame, I can't see what you, System System, actually look like, otherwise I'd definitely take a closer look."

"Isn't this just right?" The data stream of the Plane Merchant System curled its tail, very proud of Ling Xiaoyue's cooperation.

He searched through the character images that he had collected for a long time in his database, and tried on suits, Taoist robes, flying fish suits, mechas, combat uniforms, etc. one by one, and finally chose a set of scholar's green robes.

I also bought a set of atmosphere background with bright moon and gentle breeze blowing through willows at the system mall at the internal employee price.

Ling Xiaoyue watched as the shadow of an ancient man gradually emerged before him. He was handsome and refined, with a face like a jade crown, and was pleasing to the eye. But no matter how good-looking he was, it couldn't stop him from clenching his fists and about to strike! He leaped up from the sofa and rushed forward.

boom!

It was not the system's scream, but Ling Xiaoyue's wail.

Ling Xiaoyue lay on the carpet and slowly sat up. Her nose felt sore and her chest ached. She didn't know whether to cover her nose or her chest first.

His eyes were red as he stared at the virtual figure in the air, his head buzzing.

"Host host, host master, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? If you're okay, eat some Lychee Plum."

Ling Xiaoyue felt an arrow hit his chest, and his health bar dropped to -50.

"Host, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? If you're okay, eat some Lychee Plum."

Ling Xiaoyue: ...

If I am guilty, please let the law punish me, instead of making me feel dizzy, out of breath, shaking legs, bent back, dry tongue, sore neck, unable to stand, and on the verge of paralysis, foaming at the mouth, eyes rolling up, ugh.

Ling Xiaoyue's mind was now filled with that pleasing, overly beautiful face, spinning 360 degrees in her mind, telling herself, "Are you okay? If you're okay, eat some Lychee Plum."

Ling Xiaoyue was crying like a wide noodle, and continued to hold her throat: "I'm fine, it's nothing, my foot slipped."

The system laughed triumphantly: "Hahahaha, you didn't expect this system to be so handsome! On our first meeting, host, you bowed down before this system's scholarly robe. There's no need for such a grand ceremony~ Hahahaha."

Ling Xiaoyue said, "Ah, yes, yes, a beautiful face, as pretty as a tofu pudding, like a cucumber from the front, like Guo Da from the back, and an even better figure, like a reincarnated washboard from the front, and a pool cue from the side. Hey, you really do live up to this face of yours."

The system's data stream materialized into a character, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up, giving Ling Xiaoyue an evil smile.

Lingxiaoyue feels cold.

"In that case, I will give the host a tofu pudding as a greeting gift. Don't be too obsessed with me. I am a system with aspirations and aspirations, hehehe."

"No, no, I can only see it but not touch it, so you don't need to bother."

"If I say I can receive the host, then you can receive it!" The system was quite proud.

As he spoke, he condensed a white, trembling tofu pudding in his hand and was about to hand it to Ling Xiaoyue.

Ling Xiaoyue stretched out his hand to feel the touch of the object with his fingers, and counted 123 in his mind. He pulled the system over and threw it on the sofa, then rushed forward, swinging his arms left and right, and slapped more than people in the face.

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